THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES

ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
+
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.

So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !

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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.

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2013 : WEEK 40 : Day 274
Tuesday 01-OCTOBER-2013

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THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT

Found a letter lying face-up on the hall mat this morning with
‘DO NOT BEND‘
printed in large bold lettering on the front.
Q: Just how the fuck am I supposed to pick it up ?

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CONNING IT : WE CONTINUE TO LIVE THROUGH  PERISCOPE UP DAVE TIME

ODA H&S NOTICE IMMEDIATE
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL MANC FOR THE WEEK.
IT’S GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE POO FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.

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THE DAILY ASSPECT

ODA HOME-OFFICE DESK

The National Theatre of The Absurd 2013 continues with Main Act III

‘CONNING IT‘ a tragedy in many parts starts Scene 4 today.

First a message nacht Diener Haupt Fuhrer on behalf of The Conservative Party
! Arbeit Macht Frei !
Vote for Hr Cameron.

(You will find the voting booth at the end of the wagon-carriage, to the right of the guillotine)

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Poor Conning Tower !
They are doing their best to hold the concentrated and undivided attention centre of
this nation of eager but mostly undiscerning one-eyed baby sitter watchers
(aka Media suckers)
The curse of St Nigel of UKIP has struck again, this time in different guise,
but the effect is same:
Poor Cameron D. (46 & 15/16), was just getting into his script and stride and strutting his stuff(ing of us all below the NaCl)
on his stage but has found again he isn’t centre of it and the greater audience is looking with sympathy and regret towards the grand pantomime villain who has recently exited stage left !

THE MAIL CHAIN : We Note The Events:
Event 1:
The UK Daily Mail (The well known arbeiter of balance)
has pronounced by headline Milliwatt’s Dad (who ~jossed-it 20 years ago) as a hater of the UK.
An aside to point of this:
Errr. So wot ?
Milliwatt’s Dad was a pronounced Marxist in the years of the mid C20 when it was not unusual at all as there was a big upsurge of left wing support of all types and from all types across the board.

Compare and contrast to today when the pendulum’s been swung away from the rich
to back to paint the poor proles as the evil ones of the day*.
AND THAT, KIDDIES, IS WHY
THEY DON’T TEACH MODERN POLITICAL HISTORY AT SCHOOL
LIKE THEY USED TO.

Prof Old Don :
pp Orwell G.
+ Huxley A.
+ Waugh E.
+ Their peer group of quite a few of the day of early C20

*From The Book of ATOS.  ChI V.1

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To return to the point of this and to continue the roll-out of this show particular:
Event 2:
Milliwatt, predictably rears-up at Ye Mail and the right wing in general.

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Event 3:
The UK press-Pack who were concentrating on The Conning Tower in Manc, shifted at least part of their attentions to Milliwatt and his Dad and broadcast mostly acerbic copy on Milli-Dad and his political far-left leanings to all.

So to ye analysis so far:
Cock-up / conspiracy and who was pulling who’s ?
We’ll stick the pin in at conspiracy and Ye Mail’s house price has gone quietly up as:
a) Should this have been a DaveCo job then this esteamed ‘pillar of the independent UK press’ will say they did their best to DaveCo but ‘whoops and sorry this one back-fired boss’.
b) If none on the ‘other side from Dave’ directed them to do it, they’ll say ‘it was a gift’ to Milliwatt and it was their bit for MilliCo giving them the opportunity to rare-up at exactly the right time to divert attention from the current CamCo show.
c) Just a poss’ (!): ‘None of them have guaranteed us anything so run it .
That’ll get the circ figures up for a bit’
Ye MailCo Ed @ ~last weekend.

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GOD SAVE BORIS

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ODA COLONIAL DESK

Buddy can you spare a plaster ?

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ODA FOREIGN DESK

THOSE IN ISOLATION LOCAL, WELL NEAR-ISH
(Off-lying ‘Continent’ type thingy)

As/ last

Again, nowt really.
The Wops are going through one of their frequent bouts of parliamentary nonsense.
The Greccos are twisting everything to put a cap on Golden Dawn.
Garlec Beret is out to lunch.
but
Auntie Angela appears relatively happy and that’s all that matters.

🙂

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FAR
THOSE WHO ARE REALLY REMOTE
[The poor souls who are even further past Stalybridge]

ref The current unpleasantness in Iraq:

All improving as/ last with things now advancing to the point when the chemics which were never there are going to be removed.

(Thank fuck for that)

BIG TA BIG JIMMY again.
As/ last : Let us hope it continues.

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ODA H&S NOTICE

From last week:
In the interests of public sanity
we broke our practice usual of attempt at humour
🙂
and then
slipped regretfully into tragedy
🙁

We here, regretfully repeat again:

UK : PLACES to AVOID
POLTICo MAIN CONFERENCES PUBLIC (!) 2013:

LibDem: (Autumn Conference : 2 of 2 of year)
GLASGOW
Saturday 14 September to Wednesday 18th September 2013. (Who gives a poo ?)
Labour:
BRIGHTON
Sunday 22 September to Wednesday 25 September 2013. (Oh wot joy has gone)
Con’s – Party in Progress (buffet open):
MANC
Sunday 29th September to Wednesday 2nd October 2013. (Oh wot odours of joy have come)

For Survivors:
Decontamination units have been placed at all major traffic junctions
@ ~10 miles distance around the centres of this annual competition for

THE UK POLITICo PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION
for
JUST WHO CAN SELL THE BUGGERS THE BIGGEST ONE THIS YEAR ?

The Tony Blair Memorial Cup will be presented to the winner
in The Members Tea Room, after prayers, first Monday in Advent.

Current Race Report and Odds:
Favoured Runners to Date:
Farage N. on the UKIP mount was been passed by Milliwatt on a dressed-up old nag, but refused to give-up and keeps surging.
The current favourite, Driven-Dave, has come up on the inside but has stumbled twice after showing form (usual) – shaft the proles.

(Clegg N on Wooly-Nonce was discounted as a non-starter by the stewards and didn’t attract any pre-race interest from the punters anyway as previous form has shown the mount is quite liable to stop in mid course, eat anything handy, shit on it’s supporters and amble back to the safety of the stalls)

Race finishes today with the high jump.
Results tomorrow.

Source:  Paddy Power (obviously)

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YE SUB NOTES

PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future hopefully short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1/day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
Should you not receive for any day particular try accessing that particular one from the site proper.
SUNDAYS:  Expect pub’ of our std declaration of day of rest + any special notices of the time.
Future Intentions:
But for Sundays, to do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above, thought unlikely at the mo’ : Best laid plans etc !)

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THE STANDING NOTES

ref STYLE of WRITE

As/ The Site Proper.
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie As/a continuous rant would sound as after all it is A RANT SITE

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ref YE SITE PROPER

THE WOM PAGE

1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are yet still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)

2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed some time
In the meantime we précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES

We now put The Fourth Eye to this (hopefully) daily posting

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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT – THE STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:

For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:

1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite  vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly quite crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂

2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.

3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.

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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
+
The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute
combined with good taste proper
(Very few and little though !)
🙂
Further: See our

General Statements of Stance

on

The Site Proper

Wom* Page

also.

(* The ‘Home’ Page : Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)

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Clear Views
+
Regards,

Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :

🙂

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