If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?

Joined–Up Government = Joined–Up Responsibility

ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap

ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater

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THE DAILY ASSPECT
:2013:
Fresh Perspectives

ODA H&S NOTICE

(STANDING UNTIL ~~03-10-13~~ 06-10-13–SUN say, to be on the safe safe side)

In the interests of public sanity
we break our practice usual of attempt at humour (with none on this day of week)
:-)
and
slip regretfully into tragedy
:-(

UK : PLACES to AVOID
UK POLTICo CONFERENCES PUBLIC (!) 2013:

LibDem: (Autumn Conference : 2 of 2 of year)
GLASGOW
Saturday 14 September to Wednesday 18th September 2013
Labour:
BRIGHTON
Sunday 22 September to Wednesday 25 September 2013
Conservatives:
MANC
Sunday 29th September to Wednesday 2nd October 2013

For Survivors:
Decontamination units have been placed at all major traffic junctions @ ~10 miles distance
around the centres of this annual competition for
THE UK POLITICo PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER OF THE YEAR
for
JUST WHO CAN SELL THE BUGGERS THE BIGGEST ONE THIS YEAR ?

The Tony Blair Memorial Cup will be presented to the winner
in The Members Tea Room, after prayers, first Monday in Advent.

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NOTICE

(Unfortunately standing for the time being)

Due to illness we’ve largely suspended the full regulars:
The Daily Asspect proper + The Weekly Look-Back proper.
Do hope to be back up to full speed some-time.
In the meantime, we’ve metamorphosed at least them
into one on
THE WOM PAGE
in order to present a broader slant on our emissions
to the passing browsing goldfish of chance
than the notices usual of that page published give
+
We’ve included copy of
The Daily Textuals of Enlightenment
there to give taste and balance to the proceedings
(!)

ref This Page:
Below we publish secondary (archive) copy of that précis above of the
Daily Asspect + Weekly Look-Back

Further:
At September 2013:
The above, including The Enlightenment,
is being published to Daily Post ‘Blog’ type emission
to subscribers E-Mail box
! Take Out A Subscription !
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2013 : WEEK 38 : Day 260
Tuesday 17-September-2013

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Can’t be bottomed.

SNAFU.

! hubris Hubris HUBRIS !

<TBC>

CONFERRING PEOPLE (Shhhhhh)

We Note:
The LibDem Party Conference continues
We last commented:
‘Usual predictable fluffy, woolly, fatuous promises and general hubris being emitted’
That sums it.
Nothing further today.
:-|

We continue to desperately note:
There will be worse to come : See The H&S Notice below today’s script
:-(

<TBC>

+ + +

Next topic:

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All is ~ as/last, so far today . . ……

(No news is good news ?)

A Short Pre:
The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ has remained with a protracted interval to the current episode:
The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013′ was thought about to re-start again with the second act beginning with Scene V (tot) but the interval has now become very protracted, the filler-piece has finishing his turn as nobody was watching, everybody in the audience has now gone home to attend to their own domestic duties and there is definite reluctance by the theatre management to pull-up the fire curtain for that next scene . . ……

The Story so far:
The Sillyians have let off stink bombs during a quad cricket match in their inner q.
They won’t say where they got them from but their science master has just had a new pong lab built and lots of nice new chemics have been delivered to the back door recently.
Their Upper VI have been playing a home match with their Lower VI, who don’t like pongs at all, over who gets to be first in the dinner queue when the pongs were let off on pitch. Although everybody from other clubs, who were watching from the boundary line, want the L.VI to win the match it looks like the U.VI will win as they can always let off more stink bombs if they get called for lbw or bad light.

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:

For the interim up to Saturday last – See daily post of then.

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

[STANDING]

+ + +

Scene V (to come)
The Synopsis as is known to date:
People various with large bang-sticks various which can be flirted at target
from places far away various . . . ……
Flirt them off – sometime.

So, there we are and there we have it:
Yea fear ye not, and all that.
Whether/NOT anybody raises objection, they will inevitably for the sake of
The Players in The Game
be flirted off at some time.

) ) )

@ Yesterday : Monday 16-09-13 – since previous:

Firstly, a brief recap of last:
Everybody of the ‘interested parties’ went home from the piss-up at
The Circle Bar, The Far Pavilion Theatre, St Pete’sberg, Somewhere-in-BigAlkiLand.

Updates on The Cast & The INTERVAL Events since then:

Mr A. S. Sad, Syllian Head of Stinks, as/ late last week has owned up again to having some.
He say’s not letting any (more) off as other boys, and Auntie Angela, says it really was naughty so he’s concentrating on his std slow bowling action hoping that now he’s found his stride the constancy of delivery will knock the other side out.

Big P., who supplies Mr A. S. Sad with ‘all kinds of legal sporting goods’
(‘but no naughty ones – obviously’)
and gets free mooring for his boat in Mr A. S. Sad’s marina,
is trying to stay ‘centre stage’ without saying too much !

Ava Banana is attempting to appease his home-boys with promises of staying at home
instead of playing-out in far away places with strange sounding names
(which they all always manage to miss-pronounce – ???)

Our Dave (bless) is troubled by his home-boys for the same reason as AB
+
he’s just about to go in front of his local audience in his gangs annual panto and he’s worried about getting his lines right and tickets sales.
A complication in all this is his stand-in, with whom Dave’s been doing a sort of ad hoc double act, is standing at the moment in front of his own mini-panto at the mo’
(which he’s having a lot of difficulty in selling tickets for as well)
and his own audience of home-boys definitely don’t like the double-act show they’ve seen so far and thought he really shouldn’t have volunteered for being the back end of the horse after all.

Garlec Beret just shrugged, downed his aperitif, light a Disc Bleu and said
‘I’m up for it if yer think yer hard enough – Mr A. S. Sad / anybody’ (in Frog)

New boy on the block – Chink Y, has disappeared muttering something about
‘He didn’t know wot all the fuss was about as the pongs weren’t nearly as shitty
as Shanghai on a clear day’
and
‘Not to mither him for a bit as he’d got to make sure his brother had
packed the container properly so HMC&E
(or wotever they’re calling themselves this week)
don’t find the stash of recreational substances he promised his best client, E. S. Sex’.

The one everyone always forgets about, local lad Woppy,
who kept quietly in the background at the recent thrash chatting-up the bar-maid,
has promised everybody use of his nice handy aerodromes for everybody’s aeroplanes that needs them
+
Use of his marina same,
AND
A free discount voucher for his brother Giuseppe’s Gellato Parlour
ie All as/ last show.
(As long as he didn’t have to get involved as he didn’t understand cricket)

Auntie Angela is too busy doing her house-keeping as usual,
but said she’ll still get her panzers out for the lads if asked nicely.

The bar-fly’s been seen weekend past, crashing wedding receptions at home.
(Do hope he didn’t embarrass everyone as usual)

+ + +

to TODAY-TUESDAY-17-09-13:

Paris in The Autumn stumbles on

As/ last:
The Frogs are back from the coast and their ‘orrible kids are back to school
and the solar-cooked grannies are boxed and the weather is back to an agreeable temperature.
BUT
>INTERVAL PISS-UP II<
is still on !

At time of write,
Little Willy Hague, who has been sent to say thingys diplomatique for Dave,
is still hanging about town
and is now trying to subsidise his ex’s
(which he knows is under the eye of Auntie Margaret H)
by charging entrance fees for the last pissoir in the 2nd Arrondissement.

NB. The RER still goes to other places from CDG !

<TBC>

most, Most MOST unfortunately
(especially with ref to the bar-fly)

) ) )

Of The Good Ol’ USofA:
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NRA News:
Same as last incident.
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NOTICE of OBSERVATION to ALL GOVERNMENTS
Analysis – Ye Botty Line:
If people:
1: Are dependent on you.
2: Don’t trust you.
3: They will take steps to protect themselves from you.
4: The inevitable consequence, sooner/later, will be:
Some naughty fucker who shouldn’t be there,
or
Some daft fucker with a minor grouse,
or
Some poor fucker you’ve pushed too much,
WILL
Use 3 above in its extreme forms
to get even with you.

:-( :-| :-( :-| :-( :-| :-(

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

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Far (rest):

ditto

(Again, if they’re still alive to do it)

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2013 : WEEK 38 : DAY 259

Monday 16-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Proper : Nowt – Couldn’t be bottomed

<TBC>

CONFERRING PEOPLE (Shhhhhh)

We Note:
The Green Party Conference is wrapping proper today
:-)

We Further Note:
The LibDem Party Conference kicks-off proper today
Usual predictable fluffy, woolly, fatuous promises and general hubris being emitted.
That sums it.
:-|

All said, we desperately note:
There will be worse to come : See The H&S Notice above
:-(

<TBC>

+ + +

Next topic:

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All that matters is ~ as/last, so far today . . ……

(No news is good news ?)

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:

For the interim up to Saturday last – See daily post of then.

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

[STANDING]

+ + +

) ) )

To today –Monday– since last:

Firstly, a brief recap of last:
Everybody of the ‘interested parties’ went home from the piss-up at The Circle Bar
in St Pete’sberg, Somewhere-in-AlkiLand

Updates on the cast to date:

Garlec Beret has just shrugged, downed his aperitif, light a Disc Bleu and said
‘I’m up for it if yer think yer hard enough – Mr A. S. Sad / anybody’ (in Frog)

New boy on the block – Chink Y, has disappeared muttering something about
‘He didn’t know wot all the fuss was about as the pongs weren’t nearly as shitty as Shanghai on a clear day’
and
‘Not to mither him for a bit as he’d got to make sure his brother had packed the container properly so HMC&E (or wotever they’re calling themselves this week)
don’t find the stash of recreational substances he promised his best client, E. S. Sex’.

The one everyone always forgets about, local lad Woppy,
who kept quietly in the background at the recent thrash chatting-up the bar-maid,
has promised everybody use of his nice handy aerodromes for everybody’s aeroplanes that needs them
+
Use of his marina same,
AND
A free discount voucher for his brother Giuseppe’s Gellato Pallazza
ie All as/ last show.
(As long as he didn’t have to get involved as he didn’t understand cricket)

Auntie Angela is too busy doing her house-keeping as usual,
but said she’ll still get her panzers out for the lads if asked nicely.

The bar-fly’s been seen crashing wedding receptions at home.
(Do hope he didn’t embarrass everyone as usual)

+ + +

Paris in The Autumn anyone ?
The Frogs are back from the coast and their ‘orrible kids are back to school and the solar – cooked grannies are boxed and the weather is back to an agreeable temperature.
BUT
>INTERVAL II + PISS-UP II<
is on !
Walk round the wrong corner and you might bump into Little Willy Hague
who’s been sent to say thingys for Dave !
Just when you thought the romance might be coming back into life !

NB. The RER goes to other places from CDG !

<TBC>

most, Most MOST unfortunately
(especially with ref to the bar-fly)

) ) )

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(Again, if they’re still alive to do it)

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Gleanings of previous emission:
On The Further Usual & Unusual:
Of thought interest proper:

2013 : WEEK 37:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 15-September-2013:

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SUNDAY 15-September-2013:

IT IS SUNDAY, THE WEEKLY SHUTTETH DAY, SO WE ARE SHUTTETH.

Book of Job : ChI V.I

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Saturday 14-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Fuck-it, not mithered.
Keeping us heads down and staying away from now dispersing centres of fallout
See Daily Enlightenment also

<TBC>

CONFERRING PEOPLE (Shhhhhh)

We Note:
The Green Party Conference continues today
🙂

We Further Note:
The LibDem Party Conference kicks-off today
😐

We Desperately Note:
There is worse to come : See The Daily Enlightenment also
🙁

<TBC>

+ + +

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All is ~ as/last, so far today . . ……

(No news is good news ?)

A Short Pre:
The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ has remained with a protracted interval to the current episode:
The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ was thought about to re-start again with the second act beginning with Scene V (tot) but the interval has now become very protracted, the filler-piece has finishing his turn as nobody was watching, but there is definite reluctance by the theatre management to pull-up the fire curtain for that next scene . . . ……

The Scene of The Story of The Scene, so far:
The Sillyians have let off stink bombs during a quad cricket match in their inner q.
They won’t say where they got them from but their science master has just had a new pong lab built and lots of nice new chemics have been delivered to the back door recently.
Their Upper VI have been playing a home match with their Lower VI, who don’t like pongs at all, over who gets to be first in the dinner queue when the pongs were let off on pitch. Although everybody from other clubs, who were watching from the boundary line, want the L.VI to win the match it looks like the U.VI will win as they can always let off more stink bombs if they get called for lbw or bad light.

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion Circle Bar . . . ……

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

The Big Russian Strong-Man, Big Pukin, (homo erectus), who was trying to entertain the crowd during the break with his cave-man act,
has now come off front of stage realising that his Jumping-Up-And-Down-And-Shouting act with nobody taking much interest is not getting his career furthered and is preparing to exit stage right (naturalle for PR at home).
Big P then passed a note to the assembled host saying he is most concerned that the Sillyian Marina and doesn’t want anybody else park their yachts there as it would all get very very crowded and he wouldn’t like his boat to get bumped and he doesn’t want to bump anybody else’s but he will if he needs to so he they had better keep away from his space
if they know wot’s good for them – etc.

After going for a wee, Big Dave disappeared outside for a quiet smoke away from it all as by then he’d got no friends because they said he hasn’t got any proper sports kit left, can’t join the team and now nobody wants to talk to him.

Ava Banana then now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.

Big P then re-enjoined the throng after he put his act props away safely for the time being.
New kid on the block, Chink Y, has done a Dave and nipped-out
for a quick curry at the local Paki, and hasn’t come back yet.

Garlic Beret and an inevitable bar-fly called Tony who hangs around these places when he thinks he can get a free drink of publicity, are still at the far end working their way through the top shelf.
Again, so far, they’re still behaving themselves.
The calls for attention from the bar-fly have dried-up for now but Garlic Beret thinks he’ll still have a go at getting up on stage and doing his party piece when The Stage Manager’s back is turned.
Meanwhile, while it’s all been going on in the bar:
Ava Banana then put some more of his yachts in the local pool near to The Syllian Marina.
Big P is not happy and got twitchy again . . . ……

Dave then now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
(Now can I join the team ?)
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He then excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation was then due to get worse:
Big P has ignored Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignored Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who all the boys are frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll get her panzers out and spank them.
So they have, (for now).

@ Monday 09-09-13:

Ava Banana, bless, has now come out in a latent and much predictable ‘statesmanlike’
bellicose rash and is doing his own jumping-up-and-down act
for the sake of his home audience.
That audience is composed, as usual, of:
Good Old Boys with lots of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who control the flow of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who dig for, and pull up, and transport, and process, and transport, and etc,
and flog to end users . . . ….. OIL (for lots of beer vouchers).
Good Old Boys who make bang sticks.
Good Old Boys with bang sticks and a penchant for shooting anything that moves at both at home and ~~abroad~~
(! – Sorry about that to y’all in Yankyshire; I was concentrating on rolling a fag while writing)
overseas.
Good Old Boys who patch-up little depredations caused by letting-off said bang sticks.
And lastly, and leastly:
{We don’t really know why we’re mentioning them, they really are non-players in
The Grand Game
(actually – obviously – etc)}:
Poor Old Boys, and Girls,
who don’t make any money but for wages (ie Certainly nothing like ‘real’ money)
BUT:
Vote for politicians.
We refer especially those of the great herd of the unheard,
who just happened to have flirted an X in favour of Ava at the last Vote-Show
and are now thinking they might just, perchance, have been had-over . . . . . . …
YET AGAIN.

@ Tuesday 10-09-12:

Big Pukin has decided everybody + Little Willy Hague can’t upstage him,
and to follow the current fashion for great statesmanlike pronouncements.
BP (every relation) says he’s bought a nice white lab-coat and will take charge of the Sillyans Stinks Lab.
The rest of the gang have said ‘you’re welcome pal’, but as you’re a naughty boy and a little economical with the truth at times (just like us), and you really want to keep your mooring at The Sillyans marina, then we’d better get some white coats as well and go along and keep an eye on you.

@ Wednesday 11-09-13:

So far (but so near etc) . . . ……

Everybody has decided it’s all getting a bit much and they need to put the bins out at wom
and read their kiddies a comforting night-night fairy story,
so they drift off into the night . . ……

Emissions from
The White Shed
Downtown / Uptown / Sidewaystown / etctown:
Washington
(Not Tyne&Wear)

Ava is now back wom and appears to have sobered-up and come-round in more ways than one and is holding his war horses back from charging at the Sillyans and smashing the whole lot to fuck as/std procedure for US ‘interventions’.

Talking to the auto-cue in a fashionable statesmanlike manner, Ava has said he’s heard that his voters are tired of getting smashed up in faraway places, and some of them are tired of smashing-up other people too, but if he’s got to spank The Sillyans, then he’ll do it with his big stick usual and not use a little one.

Meanwhile, Somewhere-in-England:
Dave’s issuing E-Mails from No 10 with heartbreaking picture of refugees on.
He doesn’t want to commit himself further at the mo’ but says his new glasses are very nice.

Asides:
Meanwhile, in places various:
As/ previous, still nobody’s mentioning, let alone owning-up to,
who flogged The Sillyans the stinks in the first place.
Angela says Bayer can do no wrong.

End of play for day:
As the cricket season draws to a close and everybody is getting worried about everybody else not playing cricket . . . ……
In prep for first match of season ruggers in the next playing field . . . ……
Ava Banana declares he doesn’t want to go to scrum for reasons as/ above –
His cheer leaders aren’t cheering any more.
Pukin then declares that as the international first XV is assembled on field,
he’ll let Ava lead the pack for the time being as long as Ava behaves himself . . . ……
Ava says thank you, but no sexual favours in the after-match showers by way of return.

@ Thursday 12-09-13:

Big Pukin and Ava Banana are playing diplo ping-pong of the very safest
(for them, and everybody ex Sillyia) type:
To wit:
BP has let AB lead the pack for the mo’ : See above
AB has said lovely diplo’ things about BP
BP has put up a letter to The New York Times saying lovely diplo’ things about AB and the situation in general.

Little Billy : As/ above

The View From The Despatch Box:
Oh well, Whinnie would be pleased:
All this is far better than war, war, war.
(Except for the poor sods getting shelled ETC at the mo’)
Your Diplomatic Correspondent:
A. G. Greyhound.

[STANDING]

+ + +

@ Friday 13-09-13:

Running around in circles continued !

+ + +

Somebody has owned-up !

@ Saturday 14-09-13:

Who ho !

Somebody has owned-up !

<TBC>

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

[STANDING]

+ + +

To today –Saturday– since last:

Updates to date : Fuck-all so far . . . ….. but for:

! Mr A. S. Sad, Head of Stinks, now owns up to having some !

<TBC>

most, Most MOST unfortunately

) ) )

Oh, and most important of all – Earth Shattering etc:
Tesco confirm they’re fucking-off out of the US.

View From The Far Till:
Well, me and the rest of the girls can’t say we feel the dampness of apprehension or excitement, and should we ever be so incommoded over Tesco,
it will be for all the wrong reasons.
🙂
Our Super Supermarket Correspondent,
Mini Mum-Wage.

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(Again, if they’re still alive to do it)

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Friday 13-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Nowt to day so far

<TBC>

CONFERRING PEOPLE (Shhhhhh)

We Note:
The Green Party Conference starts today.
A little overview of them at the mo’:
They’ve got x1 MP only to The House, but lot’s of support around the country.
They place much emphasis on wot ‘Old Labour’ used to pronounce
(leaving aside OL’s achievement ‘actual’ if we might be so discrete !)
with especial concentration on:
Stopping the creeping privatisation of The NHS (or wot’s left of it,)
and
Re-nationalisation of the common public utilities
and
Especially, the re-nationalisation of Rail Transport.
H&S Notice:
So:
Watch yer back Milliwatt !
Eventually, possibly (see below) watch yer back Dave/s successor
(+ Billy/s successor !)

So, to a summary of the day, to date, for now, pro-tem and etc:
Them’s of the Gt Unwashed that know wot’s wot do look like declaring
they’ve had enough of the bullshit stream
no matter which of the std issue arseholes is emitting it
and are about to coagulate together around another centre that says it won’t be bought-off and won’t be infiltrated and manipulated by DI6
(Other Gt British home-grown murky slipperies are available – Phone Yellow Pages !NOW! This does not affect your no-rights to be had over by The CIA.)
That said:
Fear Not Dear Hearts !
Help is to hand !
Is BORIS indeed, the true salvation of this, the greatest spivs paradise on earth,
this septic isle, our beloved Gt Blagovia (aka UK plc)
as it faces wot could be it’s darkest hour ?
Will that stalking bike of True Barclay Blue save the day for the huddled masses of
ethereal, shape-shifting, double double double dealing, parasitic leaching spivs of our beloved New Britain as ordained by the Saints Margaret and John and Tony and who cares ?
Will The Honourable City Livery Company of Spivs
(Function Room for hire + New Millennium Toilets sponsored by Bluffit & Floggit)
survive ?
Only time, dear readers, will tell.

+ + +

LATE EXTRA

Lonely Hearts Column

Grande Madames various of Ye Greenies have come out breathing fire
(H2 / non-carbon fed of course)

A proposal worthy of consideration:
If only they’d marry with UKIP for foreign policy
AND
UKIP would marry with them for domestic economy based on greening thingys
THEN
A marriage could be made in heaven here on earth
AND
The SpivConLibLabetc conpact could be ousted !

<!TBC!>

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LABORIOUS TIMES.

As/ last: Milliwatt remains in a mess.
The above does not help
Time to get down to Paddy Power me thinks to get best odds on his demise !

<TBC>

(Until Milliwatt’s final oblivion !)

+ + +

FRATERNAL TIMES

Main Show as/ last : Still simmering but about to be pulled off the hob for the mo’

See above & below !

To ER rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring things again:

As/ last : A Side Show : Minor Business : The Selling Off of Minor National Assets
(ie The fucking Postal System)

So let’s now see if The Good Bros of HM’s (still – just) GPO,
(or wotever they’re calling it this week),
are indeed prepared to sell their souls for 30 pieces of Ag.

PPS.
Would you still like strawberries for tea ?

VR (rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

+ + +

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

+ + +

OFF=THE=RAILS

HS2 + LS1

See Green Parliamentary Conferring Thingy’s above

AND

The Fat Controller is STILL out to lunch (and dinner)

After all, the ex’s & ‘benefits’ are rather spiffing wot ?
He’s even got a Virgin anytime-walk-on pass-ticket to Manc !
(Not that a chap like that would be so crass as to even want to go there that is)

<TBC>

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All is ~ as/last, but for the small update at base of recall below . . ……

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion Circle Bar . . . ……

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

Ava Banana then now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.

Dave then now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
(Now can I join the team ?)
+
He then excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation was then due to get worse:
Big P ignored Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignored Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who all the boys are frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll get her panzers out and spank them.
So they have, (for now).

@ Monday 09-09-13:

Ava Banana, bless, has now come out in a latent and much predictable ‘statesmanlike’
bellicose rash and is doing his own jumping-up-and-down act
for the sake of his home audience.
That audience is composed, as usual, of:
Good Old Boys with lots of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who control the flow of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who dig for, and pull up, and transport, and process, and transport, and etc,
and flog to end users . . . ….. OIL.
Good Old Boys who make bang sticks.
Good Old Boys with bang sticks and a penchant for shooting anything that moves at both at home and ~~abroad~~
(! – Sorry about that to y’all in Yankyshire; I was concentrating on rolling a fag while writing)
overseas.
Good Old Boys who patch-up little depredations caused by letting-off said bang sticks.
And lastly, and leastly:
{We don’t really know why we’re mentioning them, they really are non-players in
The Grand Game
(actually – obviously – etc)}:
Poor Old Boys, and Girls,
who don’t make any money but for wages (ie Certainly nothing like ‘real’ money)
BUT:
Vote for politicians.
We refer especially those of the great herd of the unheard,
who just happened to have flirted an X in favour of Ava at the last Vote-Show
and are now thinking they might just, perchance, have been had-over . . . . . . …
YET AGAIN.

@ Tuesday 10-09-12:

@ Wednesday 11-09-13:

So far (but so near etc) . . . ……

Emissions from
The White Shed
Downtown / Uptown / Sidewaystown / etctown:
Washington
(Not Tyne&Wear)

@ Thursday 12-09-13:

Little Billy : As/ above

[STANDING]

To today –Friday– since last:

<TBC>

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

[STANDING]

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Updates to date : As/ immediate above

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Thursday 12-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Little Willy Hague has stood up late in day and said some very statesmanlike thingy’s about the Grande Game below.
Very well turned t’was, little Billy’s turn.
Me think’s he’s been working that one up for a bit, if not having it worked up for him – ?
Point of posting here:
Watch yer back Dave, that little fucker’s after yer job !

+ + +

OFF=THE=RAILS

HS2

The Fat Controller is out to lunch (and dinner, that’s why he’s the fat controller)

+ + +

LABORIOUS TIMES.

As/ last: Milliwatt is in a mess.

<TBC>

(Until Milliwatt’s final oblivion as well !)

+ + +

FRATERNAL TIMES

Main Show as/ last : Still simmering – see above !

ER (rrr)

Side Show : Minor Business : The Selling Off of Minor National Assets
(The fucking Postal System)

We’ve ranted on this before and think we then covered all the asspects we wanted to.
That said, we do think it fit to remind the huddled masses of at least one
itsy-bitsy-teany-weany-tiny totally unimportant to any,
asspect.
To wit:
Just to whose care will you be committing your mail when you post ?
AND
What are the legal implications for the establishment of veracity of said posting ?
AND
Just wot affect will this have on,
FOR JUST ONE EXAMPLE, (of quite few – actually),
on the receipt to time of contract tenders, say ?
and, And, AND,
we could go on,
AND
NO doubt the legal profession will, as/ when they wake-up.
(That most prob, will be as/ usual,
only after the first large dollop of poo hits the air-moving apparatus)

ER (rrr)

So that above re-said:
To a new one not said proper before:
The incongruousness of it all:
The Good Bros of The Postal Unions are being bribed by share handouts
aka Freebies –> Posties
(NB. Make sure they’re of the ‘paid-up’ flavour !)

VR (rrr)

Letter to Keir Hardie
So, just where doth the fraternal heart lie now pray tell ?
Luv & X’s
Fred Engels.

PS.
Would you like strawberries for tea ?

VR (rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

+ + +

Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All is ~ as/last, but for the small update at base of recall below . . ……

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion Circle Bar . . . ……

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

Ava Banana then now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.

Dave then now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
(Now can I join the team ?)
+
He then excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation was then due to get worse:
Big P ignored Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignored Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who all the boys are frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll get her panzers out and spank them.
So they have, (for now).

@ Monday 09-09-13:

Ava Banana, bless, has now come out in a latent and much predictable ‘statesmanlike’
bellicose rash and is doing his own jumping-up-and-down act
for the sake of his home audience.
That audience is composed, as usual, of:
Good Old Boys with lots of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who control the flow of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who dig for, and pull up, and transport, and process, and transport, and etc,
and flog to end users . . . ….. OIL.
Good Old Boys who make bang sticks.
Good Old Boys with bang sticks and a penchant for shooting anything that moves at both at home and ~~abroad~~
(! – Sorry about that to y’all in Yankyshire; I was concentrating on rolling a fag while writing)
overseas.
Good Old Boys who patch-up little depredations caused by letting-off said bang sticks.
And lastly, and leastly:
{We don’t really know why we’re mentioning them, they really are non-players in
The Grand Game
(actually – obviously – etc)}:
Poor Old Boys, and Girls,
who don’t make any money but for wages (ie Certainly nothing like ‘real’ money)
BUT:
Vote for politicians.
We refer especially those of the great herd of the unheard,
who just happened to have flirted an X in favour of Ava at the last Vote-Show
and are now thinking they might just, perchance, have been had-over . . . . . . …
YET AGAIN.

@ Tuesday 10-09-12:

@ Wednesday 11-09-13:

So far (but so near etc) . . . ……

Emissions from
The White Shed
Downtown / Uptown / Sidewaystown / etctown:
Washington
(Not Tyne&Wear)

To today – since last:

Big Pukin and Ava Banana are playing diplo ping-pong of the very safest
(for them, and everybody ex Sillyia) type:
To wit:
BP has let AB lead the pack for the mo’ : See above
AB has said lovely diplo’ things about BP
BP has put up a letter to The New York Times saying lovely diplo’ things about AB and the situation in general.

<TBC>

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

+ + +

Updates to date : As/ immediate above

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Wednesday 11-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

1: William Hague said something again.
The world is still the same.

2: We’ve now seen Dave’s glasses and think they are nice.
🙂

+ + +

OFF=THE=RAILS

HS2

Is being kept live by the std procedure of putting-up a line of pundits various to main press interviews.

So, it looks like ye scheme will not be let to die-off, and Dave thinks it’s a vote puller.
So, to a Q not yet posed by us, or any other we’ve noted to date:
Has Dave enough beer-vouchers to do both HS2 AND the proposed Social Housing build ?
We think we have done our analytical bit of/on the scene of the scheme overall –
See our previous.
So, as we are, we’ll just have to sit and wait and see wot The Fat Controller
(You really should never have let them holiday snaps out Dave !)
drips down off der Haupt Table.
We’ll see, we’ll see.

+ + +

LABORIOUS TIMES

As/ last: Milliwatt is in a mess.

<TBC>

(Until Milliwatt’s final oblivion as well !)

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Tuesday 10-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

Dave wears glasses – shhhhhh

+ + +

SAMPLE TIMES

Among other odd stats trotted out today to satisfy the intense and constant interest of the huddled masses in such things,
The Nat Stats Office, through The Social Attitudes Survey
has pronounced that the ‘Great Brit Public’
(Sid & Doris Bonkers. – Ta Eye. + W. Ot? & Erinside. – Ta ODA.)
were at a recent high with
‘Support for The Royal(e?!) Family being at 45% of the UK population’
Further:
‘It has now dropped a little after the recent birth of Prince George’
ODA Initial Take : ? ? ? ? ? ?
The Analysis – Ye Asspects:
1: The constitution now trembles in prospect of dissolution ?
2: A sampling anomaly ?
3: Who cares ?
VII: Glug Glug BAH, Glug Glug Glug.
George.

Your Statistical Correspondent:
Stan D. A. R. Deviation.

(And did you know, 99 out of a 100 percentages still don’t give a shit ?)

+ + +

LABORIOUS TIMES.
As/ last: Milliwatt is in a mess.

<TBC>

(Until Milliwatt’s final oblivion as well !)

+ + +

FRATERNAL TIMES

NB. This column now has no relationship to that immediately above.
By Order : Murdock Rrrr.

A side swipe show:

The TUC and the BrokenBiscuitCo appear to be squabbling over
reporting rights and access to ‘The Big Cheeses’ of brotherly love.
As wot’s left of the BEEB hoards of
apprentice under-helper to third secretaries second arse-wipers 1st assistant
to some bod who is supposed to be doing some kind of job which no one is sure wot is – etc
are now realising the precarious nature of their employment situation present.
We predict the spat will evaporate quickly
AND
the official bullshit reporting will soon continue as/ usual.

Your Red-Topped Media Correspondent
Red Scarf.

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MOTORING SECTION

Jag to make* mostly Al cars.
Al burns under intense heat.
Vehicle crashes often produce intense heat (embarrassing)
Aluminium is one of the most common elements in the earth (cheap)
The world is going battery power and batteries can go bang and become rather hot.
and
If anyone starts the H2 game to go, it does funny things at low temps (and others !) to Al
And
If you’ve then got all that knocking about your
brand new, sparkly, cutting edge, state of the fart (contd page 95 – Ta Eye)
Al box on wheels (Mg alloy – obviously)
you might just have noted that chassis earthing for cheapo return of current
(as is done usual in Fe boxes)
will prob not be a good idea for any of the circuits – power or not.
AND . . . ………………
<TBC>
(By all major manufacturers no doubt)

So, to yea plea:
Do yer basic research and thorough testing firstly please people !
mmm. etc.

tHe eVeN MOre nERDY ZuB noTe bIT:
* More Al cars would be more accurate.
With ref to mass production – The new Range Rover is Al based
+
Minor producers have been using Al to a greater/lesser extent
almost since brum-brums first went brum-brum.

Your Motoring Correspondent:
Morris Oxford.

+ + +

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Main Show : All is ~ as/last, but for the small update at base of recall below . . . ……

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion Circle Bar . . . ……

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

Ava Banana then now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.

Dave then now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
(Now can I join the team ?)
+
He then excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation was then due to get worse:
Big P ignored Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignored Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who all the boys are frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll get her panzers out and spank them.
So they have, (for now).

Yesterday:

Ava Banana, bless, has now come out in a latent and much predictable ‘statesmanlike’
bellicose rash and is doing his own jumping-up-and-down act
for the sake of his home audience.
That audience is composed, as usual, of:
Good Old Boys with lots of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who control the flow of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who dig for, and pull up, and transport, and process, and transport, and etc,
and flog to end users . . . ….. OIL.
Good Old Boys who make bang sticks.
Good Old Boys with bang sticks and a penchant for shooting anything that moves at both at home and ~~abroad~~
(! – Sorry about that to y’all in Yankyshire; I was concentrating on rolling a fag while writing)
overseas.
Good Old Boys who patch-up little depredations caused by letting-off said bang sticks.
And lastly, and leastly:
{We don’t really know why we’re mentioning them, they really are non-players in
The Grand Game
(actually – obviously – etc)}:
Poor Old Boys, and Girls,
who don’t make any money but for wages (ie Certainly nothing like ‘real’ money)
BUT:
Vote for politicians.
We refer especially those of the great herd of the unheard,
who just happened to have flirted an X in favour of Ava at the last Vote-Show
and are now thinking they might just, perchance, have been had-over . . . . . . …
YET AGAIN.

To today – since last:

So far (but so near etc) . . . ……

Big Pukin has decided everybody + Little Willy Hague can’t upstage him,
and to follow the current fashion for great statesmanlike pronouncements.
BP (every relation) says he’s bought a nice white lab-coat and will take charge of the Sillyans Stinks Lab.
The rest of the gang have said ‘you’re welcome pal’, but as you’re a naughty boy and a little economical with the truth at times (just like us), and you really want to keep your mooring at The Sillyans marina, then we’d better get some white coats as well and go along and keep an eye on you.

<TBC>

The View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies&gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

+ + +

Updates to date : As/ immediate above

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Monday 09-September-2013

ODA UK Home Desk:

PARLIAMENTARY NEWS

Off=The=Rails

(again):

HS2 * proposals have been resurrected AGAIN by DaveCo
as
A tasteful counterpoint
to
Building loads of new houses proposals
for
People DaveCo and friends don’t really want anyway
but
It’s a fashion that DaveCo can’t seem to lose
and
They’re now becoming worried again
about
St Nige of UKIP
who
Won’t go away
and
He’d have a go at the Sillyans wouldn’t he . . . … or would he ?
but
There’s one thing certain, St Nige would decrease the demand for housing somewhat (!)
so
Wot’s the best road for a Dave to tread so he can excite the electorate to vote for him ?
(aka. How can he blag the fuckers his time ?????? . . . . . ……. mmm etc)
On the bright side for DaveCo,
finding the compulsory villain to satisfy the proles other diametric is no prob.
Plenty of them around, and plenty outside DaveCo too ! ! ! ! ! !

* Aside: Some hopes of that livery being seen again !

+ + +

LABORIOUS TIMES
As/ last: Milliwatt is in a mess.
His campaign against naughty party people in exotic faraway places (Falkirk and similar)
has fallen apart and all is now in disarray with The Laborious Party.
Poor Milli, it looks as though he’ll have to do a volte face or learn to busk !

(Again : All contributions gratefully received)

Now Noted Further:
The Laborious Annual Conference is about to kick-off proper.
The TUC Conference is in progress : Guess who’s on the mat there tomorrow ?!

Rumbles of General Strike have resurrected from previous modern president of a little while ago. mmm etc.

+ + +

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Main Show : All is ~ as/last, but for the small update at base of recall below . . . ……

The Scene of The Story of The Scene, so far:
The Sillyans have let off stink bombs during a quad cricket match in their inner q.
They won’t say where they got them from but their science master has just had a new pong lab built and lots of nice new chemics have been delivered to the back door recently.
Their Upper VI have been playing a home match with their Lower VI, who don’t like pongs at all, over who gets to be first in the dinner queue when the pongs were let off on pitch. Although everybody from other clubs, who were watching from the boundary line, want the L.VI to win the match it looks like the U.VI will win as they can always let off more stink bombs if they get called for lbw or bad light.

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

+ + +

The events since above:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion Circle Bar . . . ……

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

Ava Banana then now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.

Dave then now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
(Now can I join the team ?)
+
He then excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation was then due to get worse:
Big P ignored Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignored Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who all the boys are frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll get her panzers out and spank them.
So they have, (for now).

To today – since last:

Ava Banana, bless, has now come out in a latent and much predictable ‘statesmanlike’
bellicose rash and is doing his own jumping-up-and-down act
for the sake of his home audience.
That audience is composed, as usual, of:
Good Old Boys with lots of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who control the flow of beer vouchers.
Good Old Boys who dig for, and pull up, and transport, and process, and transport, and etc,
and flog to end users . . . ….. OIL.
Good Old Boys who make bang sticks.
Good Old Boys with bang sticks and a penchant for shooting anything that moves at both at home and ~~abroad~~
(! – Sorry about that to y’all in Yankyshire; I was concentrating on rolling a fag while writing)
overseas.
Good Old Boys who patch-up little depredations caused by letting-off said bang sticks.
And lastly, and leastly:
{We don’t really know why we’re mentioning them, they really are non-players in
The Grand Game
(actually – obviously – etc)}:
Poor Old Boys, and Girls,
who don’t make any money but for wages (ie Certainly nothing like ‘real’ money)
BUT:
Vote for politicians.
We refer especially those of the great herd of the unheard,
who just happened to have flirted an X in favour of Ava at the last Vote-Show
and are now thinking they might just, perchance, have been had-over . . . ……
YET AGAIN.

WIP. To be continued later today
NB THOUGHT YET AGAIN:
At least, The Syllian Show will continue ~ as/ previous for a bit more yet,

(Off-piste):
Most prob the rest above (UK) will do same !

+ + +

Scene V
The Synopsis as is known to date:
People various with large bang-sticks various which can be flirted at target
from places far away various . . ……
Flirt them off – sometime.

So, there we are and there we have it:
Yea fear ye not, and all that.
Whether/NOT anybody raises objection, they will inevitably for the sake of
The Players in The Game
be flirted off at some time.

All in all with AvaCo + Uz – WIP. To be continued
(NB As/ immediate above, not thought there’ll be any further change later today)

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

+ + +

Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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2013 : WEEK 36:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 08-September-2013:

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SUNDAY 08-September-2013:

SUNDAY IS DAY-OFF DAY SO WE’RE HAVING A DAY OFF.

OOD:

DO SAME.

:-)

(Oh, but we do see they’ve changed the guard at Buckingham Palace !)

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Saturday 07-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

PARLIAMENTARY NEWS

Laborious Times.
Milliwatt is in a mess.
His campaign against naughty party people in exotic faraway places (Falkirk and similar)
has fallen apart and all is now in disarray with The Laborious Party.
Poor Milli, it looks as though he’ll have to do a volte face or learn to busk !

(All contributions now gratefully received)

<TBC>

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‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Main Show : All is ~ as/last . . . ……

The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ has remained with a protracted interval to the current episode:

The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ was thought about to re-start again with the second act beginning with Scene V (tot) but the interval has now become very protracted, the filler-piece has finishing his turn as nobody was watching, but there is definite reluctance by the theatre management to pull-up the fire curtain for that next scene . . . ……

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott is 72 not out.

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The events since:
The umpires have retired and are still deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of
The Far Pavilion circle bar.
Big Pukin has passed a note to them saying he is most concerned that the Sillyian Marina
doesn’t let anybody else park their yachts there as it would all get very very crowded
and he wouldn’t like his boat to get bumped and he doesn’t want to bump anybody else’s
but he will if he needs to so he they had better keep away from his space
if they know wot’s good for them – etc.

So to present : The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……

The Scene in the temporary common room, The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:
The Big Russian Strong-Man, Big Pukin, (homo erectus), who was trying to entertain the crowd during the break with his cave-man act,
has now come off front of stage realising that his Jumping-Up-And-Down-And-Shouting act with nobody taking much interest is not getting his career furthered and is preparing to exit stage right (naturalle for PR at home).
After going for a wee, Big Dave disappeared outside for a quiet smoke away from it all as he’s now got no friends because they say he hasn’t got any proper sports kit left and now nobody wants to talk to him.
Ava Banana has now got totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.
Big P has enjoined now he’s put his act props away safely for the time being.
New kid on the block, Chink Y, has done a Dave and nipped-out
for a quick curry at the local Paki, and hasn’t come back yet.
Garlic Beret and an inevitable bar-fly called Tony who hangs around these places when he thinks he can get a free drink of publicity, are still at the far end working their way through the top shelf.
Again, so far, they’re still behaving themselves.
The calls for attention from the bar-fly have dried-up for now but Garlic Beret thinks he’ll still have a go at getting up on stage and doing his party piece when The Stage Manager’s back is turned.
While it’s all been going on in the bar:
In the mean time Ava Banana has put some more of his yachts in the local pool near to The Syllian Marina.
Big P is not happy and is getting twitchy again . . . ……
Dave has now sent a note in:
‘If nobody has noticed any oil on the water,
then The Astute must have found its way there without bumping into anything’
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He’s excused now himself from the temporary common room for a bit saying he’s got a score to settle in ‘His House’ with a Milliwatt from the 4th Remove . . . ……
The situation is now due to get worse:
Big P is ignoring Dave altogether saying he’s not a big boy any more
and
Dave is ignoring Big P saying he’s nowt but a big homo erectus
(wonder where he got that from . . . …… mmmmmm)
and P’s sports kit doesn’t work anyway.

She who must be obeyed, Auntie Angela, who they’re all frightened of,
has told them to all to calm down or she’ll spank them.
So they have, (for now).

<TBC>
Scene V
The Synopsis as is known to date:
To continue ~ as/ previous for a bit more

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Antipodean Election News:
The Aussie’s have gone right-ish.
The Uni of Walamaroo freshers week ?
We can see the The Rules of The Faculty being imposed !

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

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Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Friday 06-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

WIP. Come back soon

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‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ has continued:

The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ is thought about to re-start again with the second act beginning with Scene V (tot) but the interval has become protracted, the filler-piece is just finishing his turn and there appears to be some reluctance by the theatre management to pull-up the fire curtain for that next scene . . . ……

The Scene of The Story, so far:
The Sillyians have let off stink bombs during a quad cricket match in the inner q.
They won’t say where they got them from but their science master has just had a new pong lab built and lots of nice new chemics have been delivered to the back door recently.
Their Upper VI have been playing a home match with their Lower VI, who don’t like pongs at all, over who gets to be first in the dinner queue when the pongs were let off on pitch. Although everybody from other clubs, who were watching from the boundary line, want the L.VI to win the match it looks like the U.VI will win as they can always let off more stink bombs if they get called for lbw or bad light.

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott is 72 not out.

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The events since:
The umpires have retired and are now deliberating as regards the stinks in the safety of The Far Pavilion circle bar.
Big Pukin has passed a note to them saying he is most concerned that the Sillyian Marina doesn’t let anybody else park their yachts there as it would all get very very crowded and he wouldn’t like his boat to get bumped and he doesn’t want to bump anybody else’s but he will if he needs to so he they had better keep away from his space if they know wot’s good for them – etc.

So to present : The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……

Still on stage at the mo, the Russian strong-man Big Pukin has realised that his
Jumping-Up-And-Down-And-Shouting act with nobody taking much interest is not getting his career furthered and is preparing to exit stage right (naturalle for PR at home).
After going for a wee, Big Dave’s disappeared outside for a quiet smoke away from it all as he’s now got no friends because he hasn’t got any sports kit and nobody wants to talk to him.
Ava Banana is now totally pissed in The Petersberg circle bar with Big Pukins valet.
Big P will be enjoining shortly after he puts his act props away safely for the time being.
New kid on the block, Chink Y, has done a Dave and nipped-out
for a quick curry at the local Paki.
(Aside (no relation): Do hope he doesn’t try to do a runner and spoil it for everyone)
Garlic Beret and an inevitable bar-fly called Tony who hangs around these places when he thinks he can get a free drink of publicity, are at the far end working their way through the top shelf but so far they’re behaving themselves with just the occasional muted, but much predictable, call for attention from the bar-fly.

Scene V
The Synopsis as is known to date:
To continue as/ previous for a bit

<TBC>

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

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Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Thursday 05-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

PARLIAMENTARY NEWS

David’s secret mole in The Labourious Party, Mr Milliwatt, has come-up trumps.

Teflon Tony, the Grand Master manipulator; David’s (who thinks he really is Mr Milliwatt’s secret controller) secret controller and Mr Milliwatt’s proper secret controller, appears to have given the word for the final removal of the raison d’tre for aged The Labourious Party by a master stroke which renders them so short of beer-vouchers that it looks like they’ll have to pack-up and sign-on at the labour exchange . . . ……

<TBC>

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The Now Tested Match:

After being put up as the best batsman ever,
I. T. Free-Loading-Bull-Shitter (Smoke&Mirrors Club)
is now being sent off field and kicked into the long grass after a distinctly low score rate
and drinking all the tea and eating all the butties in the pavilion.

<TBC>

Popping out of the long grass are gentlemen various who say they make things which are useful and last a long time and everybody wants and will use them if they had them and the thingys are proved to be so popular by having all been done before but those that were done before are now wearing out or are worn out as some of them are older than Charlie Watts but the gentlemen who have now crawled out of the long grass can’t do it if they have to keep dealing with the ever changing gangs of different flavours and their Spivs of the Day particular who happen to be sitting in Whitehall whose only interest is feeding words of promise to the outer world so that they can keep sitting there in Whitehall feeding words of promise to the outer world so . . . ……
(contd page 95 – BIG TA to Eye again)

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! STOP PRESS !

The ODA 2013 Piss-Taking Blagger of The Year Medal

has gone to

‘Mike Logonoff‘

(Phonetically – as heard: / Logonov / similar)

for his sterling work in commensurately bullshitting

‘YOUR MUCH LOVED AND RESPECTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, BBC’*
ref BBC Tannoy 4 : Todays Broadcast : The News at 13.00hrs :
ref Their ‘informed’ piece, of ~ 13.10hrs and >, in the prog’ on the naughty UK IT Industry
and its record of running away with Government beer-vouchers.

Don’t forget the name dear friends:
Mike Logonoff.
We are not worthy : A knighthood is too little !

*Source: ‘Your much loved and respected throughout the world, BBC’ (ad nauseam)

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‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ continues:

The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ is continuing:
Scene IV has just closed and there is a hush on the audience . . . ……

So, we are now to the

> INTERVAL <

The Strong-Man Big Pukin is doing his predictable and long rehearsed
silly Jumping-Up-And-Down-And-Shouting filler piece
to front of stage at the moment to stop the crowd getting restless.

Big Dave’s gone for a wee and Ava Banana is in The Petersburg bar and nearly pissed already having got(ten) halfway through the line of drinks he ordered at the bar before the show kicked-off.

Ice Cream by Bradwells.

Cliff Richard has left the building (Thank God)

Unfortunately Max Geldray is now longer with us to Spon.
🙁

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Scene V
The Synopsis:
To continue as/ previous for a bit

<TBC>

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

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Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Wednesday 04-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

No copy proper day.
‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Long Running Soap Opera ‘Friends’ continues:

The Play Current : ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ continued:

SCENE IV

Stage Left:
David, our Haupt home-boy, has decided ‘least said soonest mended’ is the best policy.
(aka Turned his back to the wings and is waiting ’till it all blows over)

Stage Right (but moving to wings proper):
Unfortunately his mate over the wide water, Ava Banana, hasn’t been afforded the same luxury and his local gang are now on his back with even some of his very closest mates saying they’re not in favour of going out to play again as they’ve still got to wash the sand out of their towels from the last one and some of their luggage is still in transit and they’ve now found out there’s even some of the party left on the beach who’ve run out of ‘bucks’ and it looks like they’ll have to come back by Ryanair if they can’t find their tickets.

Off-Stage Voice Remote from The Flys:
Meanwhile, Ava Banana’s new best friend across the wide water
+ a bit of nondescript land and then a stretch of narrow water,
Garlic Beret,
is getting quite upset at everybody else’s retractions as he’s bought his ticket and packed.
Garlic is becoming increasingly uneasy as lots of nowty gentlemen from the intended resort,
are living all round Paris in a warren of concrete sheds which nobody likes
but are very nice for hiding in and will stop at least small arms fire
should the CRS get really upset with them.
Oh well, as Garlic says with a shrug, that’s life.

<TBC>

(Cliff Richard has been asked not to sing to the crowd in the interval)

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Garlicland : See above

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Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Tuesday 03-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

No copy day.
‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Long Running Soap Opera ‘Friends’ continues.

The Play Current : ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013′ continued:

SCENE III

Ava Banana, our man in the far western colonies, is fence sitting.

His home-boys are getting a bit jittery at the mo’
as the nice homely hard working people out in the sticks beyond Washington who provide Ava’s gang’s cannon-fodder and their tax raft,
and, and, and votes
are saying they’re pissed-off doing it and they’re going to stop doing it as they’ve just twigged that it’s just going to go on forever without any let-up proper and no fucker is going to invade them by force but for the Brits if they get frisky again as in 1812 or something like that and all the other fuckers can do it by crossing The Mexican border like they’ve been doing for years anyway, AND ANYWAY if The Brits do turn up again and try to burn The White Shed again, they’ll never get through passport control as they’ll have to declare they’ve come to undermine the constipation of The USA to a 9′ 6″ gentleman with a 6′ 6″ gut and a well developed permanent suntan and is covered in bang sticks and whose only concern in the (whole God-dam etc) world is that The White Soxcks Dodgers, or something, do something good at rounders and if they don’t and he doesn’t get his cardboard bag of doughnuts and korffeeee soon he’ll let all his toys off at the nearest God-dam Limey – etc.

Ava, and his mates will, obviously, do wot our glorious HauptFuhreriengemeinschaft (GmbH) do under such duress and threaten the miscreants with job losses from their ‘defence’ industries as Ava and mates will no longer need the bang sticks in such quants as they did if they don’t keep bashing people in exotic faraway places they’ll have nowhere to let them off.
So, we’ll see, we’ll see.

Bit-Tits in the mean time:
Yanky General reveals their (at least !) squaddies
have been in Syria for some time ‘advising’ the revolting natives.
( ! SHOCK-HORROR ! etc. ! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT ! etc. )

Your Colonial Outlying Western Islands Correspondent:
Calamity-Wayne J.

Travel News
The Deadwood Stage is late.

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

Nowt really [in Frog fert international diplomatic use to EU Edict 123ABC (Pt 101)]
In the mean time, just look forward to watching Friends again on ODA TV above.

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Far (rest):

ditto

(If you’re still alive to do it)

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Monday 02-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

WIP. really but come back soon.
In the mean time you can always watch Friends on ODA TV below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Long Running Soap Opera ‘Friends’ continues:

The New Play : ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’

SCENE I
Dave’s special friend has said Dave’s no longer his special friend and now he, Dave’s ex-special friend, has another special friend who was really his special friend all along and David can fuck-off cos his new/old special friend has a nice flying boat and lot’s of nice kit to play with and lot’s of team members who haven’t had a match for a bit and would really like to play a French Cricket test with The Silliyans first XI and Dave hasn’t got a flying boat any more as Dave weighed his in for an Xmas piss-up but didn’t divi-up the take to his lads for some nice bits and pieces he promised them so they could play away matches with some chance of winning and Dave’s lads are now worn out by travelling to all the continuous series of away matches that Dave keeps booking them for and wot with all the mither and all usual at the matches and all are now really pissed-off by the prospect of shortly becoming doleys like wot is fashionable in UK, but for the SE where Dave and his home-boys live, and Dave’s ex-special friend knows this and is not impressed but he does like the old fashioned ~~aero~~airplanes which work, which Dave swapped him for some old Marvel Man comics to make-up the missing ones in Dave’s collection, so anyway Dave’s ex-special friend is still speaking to Dave but he’s now far happier with his new/old one as when they have a meeting and his new/old friend is doing the catering, the butties are far nicer.

SCENE II
Dave’s ex-special friend has now got exactly the same problem as Dave had last week when Dave found out that his home-boys gang didn’t want to go out to play with him in the sand-pit AGAIN.
So wot will Dave’s ex-special friend do ?
Poor Dave’s ex-special friend doesn’t appear to have a Boris parked on the wing to back-pass the ball to.
Poor David’s ex special friend, 🙁
Poor David’s ex special friend. : -(

🙂

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

WIP. really but come back soon.
In the mean time you can always watch Friends on ODA TV above.

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Far (rest):

ditto

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2013 : WEEK 35:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 01-September-2013:

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SUNDAY 01-SEPTEMBER-2013:

Now, today it’s Shabbat for the goys:
So fuck-off and get shabbatting.
WE ARE.
(But for post of this to our new post service cos we’re ecumenical or something)

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Saturday 31-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

David, and the other HauptFuhrerein UK, are all apprehensive at the below.

Read-on, dear taxpayer, read on . . . . . ……

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Ava Banana, our David’s special friend overseas, has declared he’s going to flirt-off some of his big flying bang-sticks at the current naughty people in the dust who Ava now thinks have been very naughty by letting-off stink bombs in their inner quad.
The alleged naughties in the dust don’t quite see it like that and say they’ll be even naughtier than they’re accused of so far of if he does let-off his big toys and he should stay in his own playing field as they are in theirs and they’re quite happy doing it as
that is wot yer do if yer a tyrant AND as they’ve still got

FUCKIN’ HUNDREDS OF STINK BOMBS AND NASTY THINGYS OTHER WHICH AVA & DAVE’S & PUKI’S PREDECESSORS SHOWED THEM HOW TO MAKE AND FLOGGED THEM THE KIT TO DO IT WITH AND FLOGGED THEM FLYING BANG STICKS TO FLIRT THEM ABOUT WITH AND SENT THEM SOME VERY NICE GENTLEMEN IN CAMMO AND WHITE COATS (AND PROB IN GREEN WELLIES AS WELL)
TO SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT ALL,

AND PUT THEM IN OFFICE ON THE FIRST PLACE

and, And, AND

<TBC>

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Those In Isolation:

International Racing News

The Syllian Handicap Stakes:
At the starting gate, the runners are milling around prior to coming to starters orders.
It is confusing to date as to which will be put to starting stall as the owners enclosure is awash with rumour and inside dealing.
Le Frogs, always the wild card, are declaring they want to come out to play with Ava and have entered their favourite, Les Disposables.
Crd Pukin’s stance is somewhat similar but it is unknown to date which of his vast stable will be put to course.
The UK stable Dave’s Dumpling has been withdrawn due to having run out of wind,
but it is strongly rumoured they have placed some of their best stewards round the course to see fair play.
The new kid on the block, the Chink Y stable, are showing interest in putting up a runner but again it isn’t known as to which of their large stable will be nominated.
The nearest local stable, Berlesconni, have said they’ll put up the very long running and much fancied at home, Bunga Bunga, and everyone’s looking forward to it.
A further prob at the mo’ is the course report is yet to come in.
At the moment the course ground stewards are still examining the going and it can’t really be guaranteed that a start will happen as they’ve got to get back to the Big White Pavilion and make a proper report to The Chief Steward but initial report says the going is going to be very rough having been fucked-up by a self-appointed volunteer groundsman who, it is thought to date, was allowed free-reign to spread whatever fertiliser he thought fit over the course
(ie That’s if no slippery big-boy was whispering in his ear and telling he was his special friend and telling him to do it – ?).
Tony Blair is nowhere to be seen now.

Social:
Pimms have opened their hospitality tent already and everyone is welcome.
UK Dave has said he’ll make up for not putting up a runner by entering some of his current military motors in the back paddock vintage vehicle rally and everybody says he’ll win it outright.
Ladies Day is to be announced shortly.
Dress Code: Desert cammo. Accessories: Gas masks compulsory. Tin hats optional.

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Friday 30-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

The House and Housing Matters:

So Dave’s emulated his esteamed predecessor, Macmillan H;
however Dave’s scheme is by design (well much more) we-thinks
😉
Big D’s managed to slip out of (wot was going to be ‘yet’) another ‘little foreign adventure’
for which he now hasn’t got the bods to make up a full team
and those he can find are skulking behind the cook house,
tired-out and pissed off anyway at their imminent demise from post
(as/ ours, and many Others, previous).
So, Dave’s set it up so he could win either way round:
He would have been ‘A Statesman’ if he’d over-ridden The House and
forced the next proposed aggressive camping trip through and toward the road to glory
(aka The road to Damascus on the back of the Brit Forces three-legged donkey)
/
He’s now ‘A Statesman’ for ‘Bowing to The Will of Parliament’.

So there’s the rub and Dave’s rubbed it !
(The Jocks must be pissing themselves over ‘The Westminster Question’ ! ! ! ! ! !)

Oh well, to the analysis finite:
The beer vouchers saved can now go to his home pet grande project(s) if he can get them forwarded,
and if the worse comes to the worse he can always direct the BV’s to housing and trying to patch-up all the kickings him and his Appy mates removed in ATOS and pinch-points other have given to the poor and helpless and hapless.

2015 cometh 2015 Cometh 2015 COMETH

PS.
Oh, and any spare change could always be squandered on a softer landing for the ‘surplus’ squaddies when they get turfed out (photo-ops all round), and ‘making it up to with deep regrets’ to the ones that got scratched (Dave turns at St Duntans etc – photo-ops all round), and ‘sorting-out’ the iffy cheapo kit of present (Dave in new cammo again – photo-ops all round), and part-time soldiering – stopping the shut-down of even more TA (or wotever they’re calling it this week) depots (Dave cuts a ribbon across a concrete apron, if you’ll forgive the expression that is, Somewhere-in-England – photo-ops all round),    and the ‘sorting-out’ (?! – well that’s wot the statesmanlike cock-crow strapline will be if he alights on this particular branch) of ye NHS (Dave opens a new pox clinic – photo-ops all round),
and    And    AND    (photo-ops all round)
etc Etc    ETC                    (ditto)

Oh the joys of a well-hung Parliament !

Old :

PPS.
TONY !
As/ ours previous:
Do watch yer back son, this fucker’s a slippery on your level, he’ll have yer shirt !
He’ll go for the long-game now as
‘Saviour of the national infrastructure’ / ‘Re-builder of our broken society’ (etc),
but however that cracks out for him,
he’ll try and stay in office for THE BIG ONE with The Chinks in 2020.
After all, those nice new ‘flying boats’ will have been floated, fitted-out and run-up to speed by then
(There might even be something that doesn’t burn a hole in the deck to flirt off them as well !)
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The View To The Master of Ceremonies Rostrum:
Your MOC, Paddy Ashdown, will now lead us all in the spirit of true community singing,
and let all of us in our brave new world now join in on the chorus of
The Broken Britain Anthem.
‘So tune-in your skylons and prick-up your ears* people:
Que Sera Sera . . . …… etc’

*No offence particular Haiguey, we woz mor thinkin of Tone as/ uzual, but if the cap fits etc

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Talk amongst yerselves for the mo’

We’ll treat your ADS later in the day if we’ve time.

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Those In Isolation:

ditto

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Thursday 29-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

We took the Statesman’s stance and decided not to wee on Dave’s pancake wot with all that the poor soul has to cope with today in trying to do a Tony.

(aka Couldn’t be mithered)

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ditto

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Those In Isolation:

ditto

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Wednesday 28-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

The State of The Statements Current:

Rule Britannia:
So Dave, you’re going for The Full English on Thursday.
Well let’s see if any bugger turns up.
(Best lay on a free buffet and open bar; usually trawls up those loose wallahs who’ve upset the missus during the recess or are trying to avoid their constituency committee)
In the mean time we think it not indiscreet to remind you to prepare some top-end blagging to chuck back to those cheeky members who would best like not to come
(and there will be some; you know wot lads are like when you shorten their jollies).
Those who if so disturbed from wot is now memoir writing time for many,
will be so indiscreet as to mention what have now turned out to be your little whoopsies of judgement previous such as:

1: Flogging-off the Ark Royal to the wogs for scrap.

2: Delaying the commissioning of the replacement boats until Georges mates in Tel Aviv said it was all all right and to just get on with it
(Museltov etc)

3: Doing fuck-all about a navy that’s got more fuckin admirals than fuckin’ boats.
(Sorry about that one Anne. How about a nice Air Marshall next time the music stops ?)

4: Flogging the Sea Harriers off to the Yanks, admittedly for some nice glass beads but there really wasn’t that many of them in the bag after all.
(Wonder if your nice new friend Ava Banana will let you borrow the kit back for the next sports day ?)

5: Sacking experienced squaddies, with much done when they’re in theatre.
Oh well, they’re all good lads really and can all take a joke so will really see the funny side when you ask them to play another match for you instead of picking-up their P45’s.
If you can keep a secret, on the quiet and all that . . . ……
We think wot they’ll do is take to it all really well and take you and your mate George’s call for an enterprise culture to heart,
pick-up their cards and form themselves up into little self-employed armies just like Halitosis inc which the Yanks use.
($500 / day for a cook house orderly level bod – BUT, doesn’t show up on std a/c records so is the really cheap if you think about it)
Put other:
George’s spreadsheet will look really well then and he can show a substantial saving on the army a/cs when he does his monthly power-point to the cabinet,
and if you follow the below the worse that will happen is they’ll not show-up until the UK 2016 accounts and then everything will be sweet.
All you need to do is to hand the Halli’ UK invoices to a decent EU factoring firm
(Might be a good chance of a VAT fiddle there – See George B on that one)
+
Get the factoring house to break the contract into bits under silly names then lay the mini-risks off with a bit of arbitrage from the Swiss to move things on from there to obscure the trail, should sort-out followers at that point in the proceedings so any subsequent attempt at audit from the nosy off-siders will be side swiped nicely into the long grass.
Get the factors settled by some obscure escrow house in The Cayman Islands, say, then
The Yids can then settle-up quietly with them at Rotterdam as usual.
(Don’t forget to put in for a few freebie sparklies for Sam while your at it and you’ll never be on the couch again !),
then all in all, no one gets their frocks dirty.
Simple eh ?

Now, how the frackin ‘ell are you doing in other directions ?

PS.
Loved the press snaps of you and Sam having a prole-day photo-op on Monday last,
and in UK too !
Now there’s courage !
Lovely touch that one.
Oh well, it’s back to work for me as well on Thursday then you rogue.
X’s
Our Parliamentary Correspondent,
Hans Ard.
(Still on holiday in New Brighton)

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Off The Rails : HS2 (again):

The infested interests continue the sniping at Le Grande Project Dave.
The malcontents are proclaiming that noted earlier,
that if you spend the BV’s on smaller projects, rather than THE BIG ONE,
then all will tend much further to sweetness.
Wotever the validity of comparing the two and jumping into one camp or the other,
no bugger heard to date has ye thought to:
1: Cost Dave’s next little foreign adventure in the sand v/v this nonsense about providing infrastructure in UK.
(see above)
2: Question Big D about why we can’t stay at wom, leave The Yanks to bomb all the wrong targets at their own expense,
and have both the HS2 and some nice little branch lines and trams and facility thingies other on what we’ve saved.

Your Piece Studies Chief:
White Feather.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib : Fleet FO : etc

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Those In Isolation:

See Home Desk above

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Tuesday 27-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Pre:
As/ above, can’t decide whether this one should be here or The Daily Enlightenment, so we’ve stuck it both !

With the collapse of the greater national economy outside the SE of UK,
The Government of this country is now constantly on edge about the possibility of civil insurrection.
I think they should look to their own raison d’etre,
after all, just why do you and I need to be governed ?
Day in, day out we’re both doing fuck-all at the same at the same regular pace.

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Off The Rails : HS2 contd (/not)

The ‘debate’ goeth on and will do so, this being just the start of this media feast on it.

Not put to our previous ramblings, a mere side-line but we really should have noted:

The rail networks in UK, post Mr Brunel’s recommendations and pleadings for dual gauge:
broad gauge (~ 7′) for long distance travel + narrow gauge (~ 3′ 6″) for local traffic,
and properly engineered track works for all,
including off main line stations but for rail heads at sea ports and other stop-end points natural,
(ie A spur line loops-off main-line to station and then loops back onto main line further on on that line)
and many other aspects of superior design to what what we have been left with now, being ignored,
we did regrettably forget to post up the old assertion of BR and their predecessors
that the theoretical average speed of travel across the country on the rail network main lines
for any distance in excess of *x50 miles if every connection turned-up to Bradshaws listing,
was 60mph.
Straight through travel was of course better, but little so.

ie Ye design theory of timetabling with the infrastructure as is of post Brunel was:
Turn-up anywhere but for branch lines, entrain and travel *x50 / > miles
and your average speed should be 60mph if all trains are running and on time.

*Quotes of distance for measure of 60mph average vary from commentators various but none known to date say > x100mile travelled.

Errr : Ye Conclusion:
Leave the original where it is. Improve it yes, and let’s have the branch lines reinstated where poss, BUT even HS1 shouldn’t have been done on same network.
A separate network of HS2 should be established.
The design of which should be the point of all argument.
NB.
Old crude rude jokes about being sucked-off on railway platforms will apply more so to HS2, just as they did to with the advent of HS1 when that compared to the previous train speeds !

NTS.
Don’t forger to mention:
Modern international broad-gauge for long distance straight-ish lines
Modern international 1m narrow-gauge for short distance bendy lines
Mr Musk’s little plan for the US Californian LA<->SF loop-line (again)
Loop lines per se
+
Wot the Paddies and The Dagos did a long time ago,
sometime.

<=>

Off The Rails : HSDave (again):

ref Ye Excuse Current : Syria:

The ‘I’m a statesmen’* act is being, predictably, trotted-out.
An early recall to The House for Thursday next has been issued to all members,
x4 days before they were due back anyway.

H&S Notice to All Great International Statesmen:
*Watch yer back Tony lad, this bugger’s after yer title.

Interpretations of Events:
Yours.
We can’t be bottomed,
(we’re too busy working out the day count ’till the 2015 election).
Oh well, there’s no business like the time-line of show business.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

WIP. Come back soon

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Those In Isolation:

See Home Desk above

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Monday 26-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Bank Holiday so we thought we would have one.

Talk amongst yourselves

AND

KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ditto

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Those In Isolation:

ditto

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2013 : WEEK 34:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 25-August-2013:

+ +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ +

SUNDAY 25-August-2013:

shut

+ +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ +

Saturday 24-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

To the Connecting<=>Little Boxes again:

ref The Proposed ‘HS2’ Rail Scheme again:
As/ previous : The ‘puffers’ (yo ho ho etc) of intention continue
Still, as far as is known to us,
without +ve pronouncement final of the extent of the scheme being quoted on !

The oscillation of estimated budgets continues with the
Late Arrivals Bored:
‘A problem has arisen again : Wrong type of ‘quotes’ on the line again’

BBC Tannoy4 has proclaimed again today @ ~08.00hrs:
(And again, no doubt a few more we’ve missed):
‘£50KKK’ is the amount of beer-vouchers to be humbly requested for ye proposed works.
Then they brought on a lady with a lisp, Mrs Bagot, who said she was in charge of the buffet (sugar’s in the spoon), and everything else, who said
‘That sum of £50KKK was wrong and she and her gentleman friend, Mr Godby, could do it for £37KKK including the puffers and carriages and that was fixed and they don’t want any more pennies for it and then she went on to saying something about £47KKK for something else.’
By then we had misted over so went for a wee and another cup of tea (sugar’s in the mug)
and moved on to other things so we really don’t know wot the very latest announcement is : ?!

Just what will dear Dolly Messiter say ?

<TBC, WITH NO DOUBT WOTSOEVER>

<=>

A Plea From The Far End Of The Platform:
Can we have PROPER GUARDS VANS as well please lady with a lisp ?
Your Train Spotting & Track Bashing Correspondents:
Ann O’Rak and Brad Shaw

<=>

Another View From The Old Signal Box:
Brings out the poetical in one, doth it not ?
‘The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head’
comes foremost to mind !
TheFatOutOfController

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AIRPORT GATE continues:

As/ last:
The poo continues to hit HMG‘s finest’s (finest ?) fan;
not levelling-off, as is usual at this stage as the media circus moves on to it’s next tit-bits
(Our eternal biggest eternal sorries for any sleight on your soar-away favourite family newspaper, The Sun).
So, to point:
The brouhaha from the established critics of & of establishment appears now to be increasing if anything, with yet more politicos enjoining in the chorus of disapproval,
albeit it appears much through the conduits of posted spokesmen said to be spouting on own a/c. (?)

A View Of The Out of Control Tower:
The realisation of the asspects various of just wot they’ve created
is finally sinking-in mi thinks.
Old Captain :

< TBC >

PS.
And Staples are still doing a discount on mem sticks !

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate continues to bubble along in the background
as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation : ‘The fleet’, and no doubt The Gov as well, are now pissed-off
as naughty cheeky Dago frogman have had underwater photo-ops under their noses !

! Viva Espagnia !

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Those In Isolation:

CHEMICAL ALLI IN SYRIA:
MOST UNFORTUNATELY : AS/ LAST.
The regime continues to prevaricate over UN inspection.

mmm, Mmm, MMM.

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Friday 23-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Connecting<=>Little Boxes:

ref The Proposed ‘HS2‘ Rail Scheme:
The ‘puff’ of intention continues
(without found +ve pronouncement final of the extent of the scheme being quoted on !)

The estimated budget has been, as/ previous here, climbing yet again
but now has a bit of oscillation to the downwards pronounced
(most prob thrown in to see who salutes it – etc)

The latest odds on adoption of puff particular for new flash puffers in principle
(from Paddy Power, naturalle):
First: Original floated figure:
[Stick the pin in there and let’s see how it does for an initial tilt]:
‘£40KKK’
Evens.
Second: After a respectable lull for reflection:
[Let’s see how far we can push it time]:
‘£80KKK’
2:1 against.
Third – Latest known:
[That was a bit too much so let’s tone it down a bit so we don’t kill it time]:
‘£70KKK’
3:2.

Arl Bet Thee Time:
Building national infrastructure
[well, the very well governed and very well overseen (especially for ‘extras’) sector
of doing the large scale generally simplistic repetitive thingys of digging bloody big holes and filling them in,
side of things]
will become the new fashion for HMG.
After all, if HS2 is carried through, it’ll be the biggest hole digging job since the motorways
and will give much chance of photo-ops in yellow jackets and white hats,
(and consultancies after office).
(Wonder if they’ll follow old practice and bury Old : in a bridge foundation ?!)

The Views From The Old Signal Box
Oh well, with consideration of just two of HMG‘s favourite bottomless pits other in which to dump the milk of the stress-squeezed captive tax-cows:
The Infinite Subsidising of An Ever-Growing Mass of Free-Loading, Bone-Idle Proles
is now well out of fashion
+
War, which, it has to be said hasn’t really gone down too well overall since 1945;
the latest little adventures looking distinctly tacky from any reflection on their raison d’etre,
perhaps something to re-bind the nation is just wot is needed !
So, –> The Booking Office comrades !
Old, whistle-blowing, :
(The Fat Out Of Controller)

<=>

Late Arrivals Bored:

A problem has arisen:    Wrong type of ‘quotes’ on the line.
The 08.00hrs from Labour Central has just come in:
The LS1 Darling Alistair* has arrived on the ‘Rifkind Platform’ to pronounce.
He/ ye carrier of pronouncement, Ye BEEB Tannoy4, are now quoting
‘£32KKK estimate initial –> £42KKK secondary of current’    (? ! ?)
Source:    The BBC Tannoy 4 : ~09.00hrs + ~12.00hrs today
(and no doubt a few more we’ve missed)

The Record at The Second Run:
After being bunkered and watered and pulled out of his siding,
the NonsPecific Class Darling Alistair* has pronounced again on rising costs:
‘The costs have gone from £30KKK –> £50KKK’
Source: BBC Tannoy4 : ~13.25hrs today

Oh well, it all adds to the national confusion and keeps the pot stirring
(Q: / Churning ? ! ? ! ? !)
Ann Alysis for TFOOC.
>Who is now in the buffet for a tea (Sugar’s in the spoon)<

(* Recently converted from 00 gauge)

<=>

The View From The Other End Of The Tunnel:

Mon Deu (/ nearest Imperial equivalent)
If it were uz, (in Frog),
we’d be halfway to Brum by now.

Your Continental Rail Correspondent
Bette Humaine.

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AIRPORT GATE continues:

The poo continues to hit HMG’s finest’s (finest ?) fan.

< TBC >

PS.
And Staples are still doing a discount on mem sticks !

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate continues to bubble along in the background
as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation : ‘The fleet’ is still pissed.

Viva Espagnia : etc

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Those In Isolation:

CHEMICAL ALLI IN SYRIA:
Unfortunately, all still appears to be as/ last with the growing suspicion of complete authentication of the event to have happened as pronounced.
The regime continues to prevaricate over UN inspection.

mmm, Mmm, MMM.

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Thursday 22-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Little Boxes:

In the run-up to the 2015 election and the general re-discovery of making things,
The UK Housing Market and production for same is being talked-up at the mo’ by
ye players in ‘the game’ and the controlling politicos seeking timely reflected glory.

It is a sphere not unacquainted to ODA and
we flatter ourselves that we have some small degree of professional insight.
So, so, so:
We here push our small inflated chest of ego and pronounce . . . ……

So, it’s to Arl Bet Thee A Pint time:

Wager 1:
The housing ‘bubble’ growing current will be permanent adjustment to house prices as the drip of inflationary monies from government to banks works it way down from the little bankers ivory towers unless the demand is reduced.
Incidental and Further:
That reduction in demand can only be done by:
Option 1:
Stopping immigration and repatriation of them’s that have crept in with the then compulsory purchase of Units in depressed run-down areas and leaving said areas fallow / returning to green / other uses with supported/ subsidised swap-about of Units to areas of good stock.
As the above Option 1 for reduction in demand is not a ‘runner’ in the present politico set-up,
especially as so many of Dave’s mates are ‘into property’
(and surprise surprise, so are Milliwatts’ mates too !)
and the country simply couldn’t afford their compensation claims,
wonder if they’re going for
Option 2:
A nasty lethal mass epidemic ! ? ! ? ! ?
Option 3:
Another ‘proper’ bombing war ! ? ! ? ! ?

Wager 2:
When the UK building industry is given the sites and building permissions promised and the finance attendant said to be coming,
it won’t be capable of doing anything in volume in the times expected by the Haupt scheme commissioners but the erection pre-fabs
as
a lot of the material suppliers have gone to the wall or down-stood their facilities which will take some time to bring up to full capacity
and
a lot of the labour, including professionals and small/ medium firms of both build and material supply and to some extent plant suppliers, both manufacture and hire, have ‘got out of the game’, especially at mature level, and little has come through training at young level and have not had the chance to become experienced.
UK plant hire people overall, by nature of their trade appear to have managed a little better than the others by ‘parking-up’ and mothballing and running existing stock to the limit and flogging/ hiring kit to the real economy in the SE and not renewing.
You don’t have to have deep insight to realise the knock-on effect on the plant manufacturers but they at least have had the safety option of upping export of product to outside the UK.
That real SE economy has also sucked in any labour that has been forced to travel for work.
Some will go native and stay where there is always work in the trade.
Some will jump out of ‘the game’ as there is much more options to do so in the SE.
Some will come back when there is work at home, most prob with grudge.

Put short in summary:
Supply of labour and material and services other is constricted/ reduced all round but it appears not so from out the trade
as it, the remnants of previous,
is ‘happily’ servicing the state of their market sectors particular
as they find it at the mo’.

Put other:
With all the sectors of ‘the game’ having had enough with the imposed nonsense conditions to a greater/ lesser extent
(extenuated by Appy interference of flavours various and in areas many again to a greater/lesser extent),
with the obvious exception of well funded purchasers who, like any buyer in a buyers market,
errr, like a buyers market,
many have jacked.
This is not apparent to those ‘on the out’ as the demand was, and remains at write, restricted.

We remind/ illustrate to the world at large at this juncture,
the old building trade adage of wisdom:
‘If you put a dozen on the peg when the plug is pulled,
you’ll only at the best of times get 8 or 9 back when the beer-vouchers are released again.’
This past ‘do’ has not been the best of times and protracted
and we venture you’ll be lucky to see half of the doz of those who have had to leave due to the conditions; the experienced bods, or material suppliers, or building firms, or professionals, or the O&S of others,
back into trade.
<TBC>

Wager 3 (‘dead cert’):
Dancing St Dave, the lead singer of Summer Holiday fame, will come out smelling of roses
and even if his particular gang doesn’t manage to get back in at 2015,
it’ll be a rosy fracky future for Dave, and his close mates,
and he’ll be able to afford to bring back at least 2 sticks of rock
(forgive the allusional pun please)
for all his friends everywhere
(that’s at least 24 sticks so he’d better not come back by Ryanair)
from each jolly future.

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AIRPORT GATE continues:

The poo continues to hit HMG‘s finest’s fan.

Wordsmiths various are now expounding finite differences various and many in ‘Ye Law’ in this case. It doth appear that not a fag-paper can yet be got between the interpretations !

Oh well, we’ll see, we’ll see,
at least the spirit of G4S is alive and well !

(Or it’ll all be swept under the carpet as/ usual)

< TBC >

PS.
Staples are still doing a discount on mem sticks !

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate continues to bubble along in the background
as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation : ‘The fleet’ is pissed.

Viva Espagnia : etc

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Those In Isolation:

ref THE NASTINESS RECENT IN CHEMICAL ALLI IN SYRIA:
NB. It appears that all is as feared by yesterdays reports,
BUT headcount to date is now put at ‘> x1K’ dead
+ many damaged with the expectation that many of those will die shortly.

As/ last : Full authentication of the event awaited but evidence appears to date overwhelming of it being as/ purported.
🙁 🙁 🙁

Won’t bother with the ghastly details as they’re now so widely known, so straight to
The Asspects are, most unfortunately, to be continued:

The saga as we know it to date:

China + Russia (in no particular order) are said by BEEB reports to be now raising objections and putting blocks into UN Security Council resolutions for inspections on site.
Such inspections are, as/ expected, also denied by Syrian regime.
ie Further actions by UN Observers already in theatre and close to site of mess are stymied.

mmm, Mmm, MMMMMM.

Sounds like clean-up time behind the veil.

Asspect 4:
Markings on the kit used embarrassing ?
and/or
Markings on the bods who let them off, v embarrassing ?

mmm, Mmm, MMMMMM.

<TBC>
AGAIN : MOST, MOST, MOST UNFORTUNATELY
🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

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Wednesday 21-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

AIRPORT GATE continues:

And as predicted is not fading away but growing if anything:
Journalist bods other that have had similar treatment in past due to their interest in HMG‘s funniest finest and their machinations, are now coming forward to join the fray.
The Gaurdian, who has been raided in the past and had confusers and hard-copy info taken and destroyed, have declared ‘GCHQ and friends are the modern day equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition book burners’ !
Even Ye BEEB are showing signs of worry as they, like as said others, are realising they can be gripped at any time under the magic word ‘terrorism’ !

ODA take at this point : As/ previous : Give cowboys guns and they’ll let them off

The episode of point does now seem to be of design of controlling HQ rather than whims of bored Ops on the ground of the day.

The bloke pulled, David Miranda (call me Carmen ?!), who it appears to date wasn’t the one of real point for the Appy’s (but his ‘partner’ was/is), has declared at press conference:
‘He was held, without charge but much allegation, for x9 hours.
He was denied legal council and continually threatened with jailing if he didn’t give the Appy’s the passwords to his lappy and mobile ‘phone’.

So to ye Asspects again:

Asspect 5:
Errrrrr, if the Appy’s can’t get into any of that kit then they’re not very good Appy’s are they ?

Asspect 6:
Threats are usually only kidology
(albeit brought to full/ acted out on occasion when Appy’s think they not accountable)
to ‘break the subject’ and make him more compliant.
and
‘Let’s put the shits up him Sarge by hinting of some naughty snaps found’
‘Shall we use the strip search route or will this one enjoy it Sarge ?’
ETC.

Meanwhile Teflon Theresa, Ye Mdm Home Sec, does the predictable side-step bit saying:
‘Although she knew of the possible action on Miranda before it came off,
she didn’t authorise anything,
and, it’s an operational matter for the police’
and, is sticking to her position.

Asspect 7:
The ODA take proper at this point :
Q: Is this really a Government scheme of strategy to ease-in their preferred practices by ‘custom of use’ ?:
‘Let’s let The Press blow this one up to maximum and then The Press will have had their day in The Press and the punters will loose interest so we can get back to business as usual and grip any fucker we fancy under the catch-all umbrella of ‘terrorism’ ?
Compare and Contrast:
The above to the old wartime common / much used quip of evasion by all in response to anyone asking you what you’re doing:
‘Can’t tell, (I’m on) war work’

So, the thick plottens and we will see !

A View From The ‘Safe’ Side of The Departure Gate:
And yea, all will grind-on.
Old :
pp for, with much presumption
The Ministry of Fear
and
Arthur Evelyn St. John Waugh

< TBC >

PS.
Staples are doing a discount on mem sticks !

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate continues to bubble along in the background
as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation : ‘The fleet’ has gone on the piss.

Viva Espagnia : etc

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Those In Isolation:

Do wish our script had stayed at : ‘WIP. Come back soon’
as we’ve left it for quite a bit now,
BUT
NASTINESS PROPER HAS KICKED-OFF IN SYRIA
(again)
CHEMICAL ALLI RISES AGAIN
(NB Full authentication awaited but evidence appears to date overwhelming)
🙁

Won’t bother with the ghastly details as they’re now so widely known, so straight to
The Asspects:

Firstly – Ye Pre:
1: It is well known Ye Regime had the kit to do it.
2: It is well known who flogged Ye Regime the kit to do it.
3: It is well known who showed Ye Regime how to do it.

Asspect 1:
Did Ye Regime did it : ?
<TBC>

Asspect 2:
Did Ye Rebels did it : ?
<TBC>

Asspect 3:
Did Ye CIA do it (Directly / Via Agents) : ?

<TBC>
ALL : MOST, MOST, MOST UNFORTUNATELY
🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

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Tuesday 20-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

AIRPORT GATE continues:

The ‘Give-That-Fucker-A-Pull-I’m-Bored’ / ‘BB-Says-He’s-Dangerous-Clamp-Him’* incident is accelerating towards a major rift in international relations
as those on Coca-Cabana start flexing their muscles and look like they’re deciding
they won’t be bullied by the gringos up north and their puppets UK and various places other.
Other plaintiff players potential overseas and those at wom, mainly journalistic to date but growing in the legal world and just about getting the glimmer in other sectors of ‘society’
can all now see they’ll possibly be next up ‘for the treatment’
and are joining-in the growing chorus of disapproval
(separately at the mo’ but no doubt they’ll unite),
and standing-up to BB.

We predict that this one will run for quite a time as it will snowball by process of
waking-up those who didn’t realise the implications and the potential affects on them future until now.

*’Dangerous’ as used here:
See The Appy Lexicon Top 40 at present to the base of The Wom Page Page

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate continues to bubble along in the background
as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation : ‘The fleet’ has docked.

Viva Espagnia : etc

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Those in Isolation:

International Cuisine:
Paella a la ODA:
Add UK Home Desk above to The Colonial Desk below it
Throw in a big dollop of Those In Isolation.
Stir well and leave to boil.
(Self heating)

Keep a look out on Plymouth Ho !

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Monday 19-August-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Di-Gate surges again:
We just refer you to the twin fonts of all UK scandal proper revelations:
Private Eye
Lobster
Just go and have a look at heir pronouncements previous.
Sitting, as we do on the shoulders of the great, we can add no more.

AIRPORT NEWS:

To give you something to chew on something in the interim we note that the Appy favourite posting of manning a nice indoor air con’d pinch-point with all mod-cons other of facilities and the chance to show-off to air-hostesses is alive and well.

The bored Appy’s favourite game of ‘pulling one at random’ to break the boredom
or
Dancing for head office whims without applying discernment
(not that you’ve been selected for post for having some)
or
Doing a favour for a bro at the lodge who
thinks he has a score to settle / wants to poo on a rival / doesn’t like the victim’s squint – etc
appears to be alive and well:

Asspect 1:
Stop and Search,
no matter how tenuous the pretext THEY can think-up to have you do it,
is alive and well and keeps those fit for fuck-all else but ‘yellow lining’ etc
happily taking the piss out their never-ending stream of trapped hapless victims potential in order to ‘protect us all’ (and show-off to the air hostesses).

Asspect 2:
Stop and Search,
no matter how tenuous the pretext YOU can think-up to do it,
is alive and well and keeps those fit for fuck-all else but ‘yellow lining’ etc
happily taking the piss out their never-ending stream of trapped hapless victims potential in order to ‘protect us all’ (and show-off to the air hostesses).

Asspect 3:
Stop and Search,
no matter how tenuous the pretext THEY can think-up to do it,
is alive and well and keeps those fit for fuck-all else but ‘yellow lining’ etc
happily taking the piss out their never-ending stream of trapped hapless victims potential in order to ‘protect us all’ (and show-off to the air hostesses),
this time by ‘having-over’ them’s that dance at the other end of the ballroom.
(Oh well, Rules of The Faculty and all that)

Asspect 4:
Stop and Search,
no matter how tenuous the pretext THEY can think-up to do it,
is alive and well and keeps those fit for fuck-all else but ‘yellow lining’ etc
happily taking the piss out their never-ending stream of trapped hapless victims potential in order to ‘protect us all’ (and show-off to the air hostesses),
by banging the ‘terrorist’ drum
whilst completely neglecting the fact that this instance centres on (purportedly by the Appy’s) ‘the carrying of info that shouldn’t be held and carried concerning the security of the west’.

Our Security Correspondents write:
Errr, anything that dodgy would be sent by secure ‘one-book’ coding : via www and/or post.
+
If you put in the twiddly bit of chopping-up the coded info stream into bits
and then sending those by separate sendings to a second one-use book of order of send
(the key to which is in a third one-of book – etc)
then it all really gets a bit complicated to work out
and you’ll need to take your socks off to do the counting to get anywhere near.
If you really want to be flash:
For www:
Add the sending via separate confusers to separate mailboxes accessed by separate confusers, using separate providers, in separate places – etc.
For snail mail:
Same principle to different addresses.
The interspersing of all messages / streams with info devoted to another subject entirely,
say Icing for Beginners,
puts a lovely cherry on top.
+
Control C gives you a copy of anything to stick on your mem-stick(s).
Ann Anylis + Ivor Power-Complex.

PS.
If you’re reet sofisticated and can hack a bit,
you could always put it up on the Hansard site as ‘a back-page’.
No fucker ever reads them.

PPS.
Be totally secure ->Go by Ryanair<- No fucker can afford to carry anything
so the Appy’s aren’t likely to mither you
BUT
Should the Appy’s do want to give you a pull,
they can’t afford to as they’d have to go through Ryanair desk and
asking questions of them, breathing some of their air, sharing their light or looking at them,
costs more than an Appy full section’s annual budget.

Just send a postcard.
(Don’t think they’ve managed to get a machine to read them yet !)
X.
Ann and Ivor
Hotel Sangria
Algeciras

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ODA Careers Development Service:

SO IF YOU NEED TO PUSH YOUR EGO BEHIND THE SAFETY SCREEN OF OFFICIALDOM
and/or
YOU JUST OBEY ORDERS WITHOUT A THOUGHT OF JUDGEMENT FOR SITUATION
and
IF YOUR SCARED SHITLESS AT THE PROSPECT OF SOME BUGGER ACTUALLY HAVING A DO BACK AT YOU
and/or
IF THEY WON’T LET YOU NEAR BANG STICKS,
YOU CAN ALWAYS GET A UNIFORM THERE YOUNG MAN
GET A UNIFORM – GET A PROTECTIVE GANG AROUND YOU – GET A STATUS.

Our Security Correspondent:
Mannering Cap. (rtd)
(ex of Ryanair)

< TBC >

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation will warm-up a bit today, ‘the fleet’ has arrived.

Viva Espagnia : etc

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Those in Isolation:

WIP. Come back soon.

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2013 : WEEK 33:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 18-August-2013:

+ +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ +

SUNDAY 18-August:

SUNDAY IS DAY OFF – WE’RE OFFSKIE

+ +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ + +++ +

Saturday 17-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

A not so silly of the season item:

Once again the fallout of ‘defence’ cuts has shown-up.
The dumping of experienced squaddies of flavours various on the MOD scrap heap has again been high-lighted.
We’ve written previous on it.
So has the main-stream press.
We’re all looking at the situation in more / less the same.

The View From The Fwd OP:
Let’s not get on the furore band-wagon which no doubt the UK red-tops will try to create.
We do close this with our asspect:
And they, our glorious MOD, are now whinging-on about not being able to get civilians interested in the TA,
(or wotever they’re calling it this week).
Our Military Correspondent: Old Bob
(Get you own hole)

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ref HS2 (High Speed Train Scheme 2):
Cost ESTIMATE for first line is now to £80KKK.

So to The Prayers of ODA:
1: Some fucker have a look at the Yanks latest proposals for an enclosed tubed vacuum drive set-up on stilts a la Musk Corps proposals for a loop line
to be built between Los Angeles and San Francisco.
[And don’t forget to say ta to Mr Brunell for the idea
(as/ usual where thingies railway structure macro is concerned)
at evensong]

2: HM’s planners could do a lot worse than have a look at ODA proposal previous for a continuous tunnel dig*
as to do the boring on a continuous principle would be cheaper as a ‘continuous bore operation’
and you wouldn’t have to buy the land proper
AND the Public Enquiries of residents protest would be much reduced.

*
.1: Just watch-out for the existing underground installations of all flavours !
.2: Don’t forget you can always get rid of the spoil on, especially,
the east side of the country to shore-up sea defences (for just one eg).

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Gib situation stays as/ last.

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Those in Isolation:

The Land of The Pharaohs continues in turmoil as the west keeps feeding arms and AP’s and beer-vouchers and attention other into their mess.

The Ass-pect:
These ragheads always have been ruled by a Pharaoh / like regime.
That’s wot the bulk of those punters are used to and can get along with .
The forcing of democracy on them is, obviously, not going to be the ‘five-minute-job’ which the glorious west (who know everything about everything, and can do no wrong as they’re doing their pretend friend’s will) thought it would be.
It doesn’t take much of stretch of the brain-cell to see analogies various to points east in general.
Our Men Behind The Camel:
Wilson, Kepple & Betty

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Viva Espagnia : etc

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Friday 16-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

We note the pronouncements of John Cleese, now elder statesman of the satirical world, who has attacked the Brit Media, or at least the ‘news’print sector with emphasis on the ‘Red-Tops’, declaring most as ‘depraved and amoral creatures’ with little exception.

The View From The Eds High Desk:
We agree, but Really Mr Cleese, really.
But please look to the audit trail of the whys & wherefores & who-does-wot
and please pronounce in detail:
Look firstly as to who runs said Red-Tops by position of directorship and shareholder.
Look secondly as/ yours above.
Look to thirdly to whom the esteamed organs sell to:
The huddled masses of sensation seeking proles of little discernment
other than to toe the pre-determined lines set down for them as described in such rags.
Therein above lies the trail of just one strand of prole control.
Really, Mr Cleese, really.
Old :

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

See below

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Those in Isolation:

Viva Espagnia : etc

Rest : Talk amongst yourselves

(AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM)

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Thursday 15-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

F ra c k ing : The Alternative View

Recently we went into rant over the proposed ‘fracking’ of UK substrata
and separately on UK building practices.

We here offer apology for giving the one-sided view of the sensible person.
In order to redress this regrettable imbalance we here offer the wise words of
Our City Correspondent O. N The-Next-Bubble:

Firstly a little pre note; a synopsis of illustration of the perpetual and terrible imbalance
that bedraggles the noble arteries of trade of our sceptic isle:
Basics First:
What we call an ‘economy’ is all based on pushing anything that is instantly consumed and if you’re forced into the insidious position of making hard goods, you really must make shite for the greater sake of the ‘economy’.
As long as you can con the punters and flog whatever you’re pushing
the money goes round faster and that as we all know is the only thing that matters in the whole universe.
So don’t make things that last.
Book of Revelations : Ch I V.1 (The Laurie of Barrett translation)

Put other:
As the whole of our so called ‘society’ is founded on the demand ‘economy’ of above for the benefit if all,
but those nonsense little people, bloody erks, who build our infrastructure of
transport ways, and buildings and, (for the sake of our younger readers), stuff like that,
will insist on being totally boring
(but not the way we do it)
and insist on making their ignoble wares last a long time and therefore stifle demand for new ones,
surely it is The City’s Godly Duty to promote fracking
and the consequential frackin’ great earthquakes and general subsidence stemming from it
so the frackin’ lot needs rebuilding at increasingly frequent intervals
and can then all be exploited properly and not how the above laggards do it now,
thus increasing the cash flow,
which = consequentially,
‘the wealth’ of all.
Book of Job : Ch I V.1 (The Fred of Wot-A-Fuckin’-Good-Win-That-Was translation)

Summary of Conclusion and Recommendations:
We tried to add in allusion to burning bushes but we can’t get it to scan proper
YET
so for now, just believe that the whole of our great nation should unite behind
The Worshipful Guild of Frackers
in their selfless campaign to bring prosperity to all
AND ALL WILL BE WELL.

Dr 1

Dedicated to St Gerald of Ratner
GOD SAVE BORIS.

(Dave’s just simply sold his soul for ever)

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Viva Vauxhall

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Those in Isolation:

Viva Espagnia : etc

Rest : ~As/previous

Talk amongst yourselves

(AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM)

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Wednesday 14-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

International really:

ref The reports various, over some time now, of the decrease of the bee population:

Quite apart from all the chemical interferences that are modern life that are proposed by most of the above commentators as the reason for the decrease, we proffer the following:
At low level: Vehicle impact
At high level: The flying vacuum cleaners that are modern aircraft.

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Incidental in the mean time:
Cyclic News:
Latest pronounced figure from Big Dave
(whilst looking over shoulder at Boris catching up on the bends)
to be dripped down from the table for cycling in UK : ‘£150KK’

The ODA View (from the back of the bike shed):
Let’s see. Let’s see. Let’s see.
WOTEVER THE FIGURE PRONOUNCED IS:
Proof of puddings etc.

Yours from the bottom bracket
Old :

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the Silly Season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The fleet will be off Gib now.
(And Rod Stewart’s royalties will go up again)
The EU Central Bank and their nice straight Audit People
(Whose sums and final figures The Real Audit Lady still won’t endorse)
are ‘Doing a Dave’ and talking-up Spain’s recent economic performance
pronouncing it as at least bottomed-out if not now on the mend.
So it’s, ! Viva Espagnia ! Fiesta Fiesta Fiesta ! time
! Get a fresh donkey up the tower for the celebration !
! Dig-out the real Sangria !
etc (in Spanish)
So, arl bet thee:
HMS Whichever One They Pick will dock at Gib.
The rest will hang about a bit on horizon for a bit looking moody
then bugger-off somewhere local-ish for a cruise.
The Dago’s will continue to be tacky at the Algeciras border ’till the end of next week
then ramp things down as the holiday season is getting towards its closing phase
as they wake-up and decide it really is a prat’s trick to do that to wot’s left of your own economy at this time.
HMS Whichever One They Pick will by then have drunk local bars dry
and got themselves into the usual troubles
so decide it’s best to bugger-off quietly with an 04.00hrs sailing.
1st week in September : Border open and things back to normal : All over and forgotten !
Big X’s and G&T’s all round at diplomatic level:
! Fiesta Fiesta Fiesta !
And the tourist flow will now be down, as/ normal at that time of year, and most prob much worse and tending towards rock bottom (no relation), as those who planned to come to the area, (either side of border), will by now will have changed their plans where they can to somewhere conducive to a holiday.

🙁

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Those in Isolation:

Viva Espagnolette: See above

Rest : ~As/ previous : Talk amongst yourselves

(AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM)

News From The Collection Box:
To keep you less than luke-warm in the mean time:
Bill Gates of MickySoft is reported as giving-off about his fellow directors not tipping-up to charities.
The True View:
If BG, (think up your own application of acronym)
had done the charitable thing in the first place and engineered MS properly,
then the www wouldn’t be the wild west it is today.
Our Charity Correspondent:
Ben Evolent.

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Tuesday 13-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

With the run-up to the next UK General Election in 2015 now starting
and the Haupt Appy’s Politico in power at mo’ starting to ramp-up the ‘happiness index’ by dripping sweeties down to the kiddies,
We Note:

House prices reported now on rise (The Daily Express+Mail will be pleased) over rest of UK
(ie Outside The Real Economy of the SE)
New build starts remain depressed.

To continue, the continual whinge over space to build in UK errr . . . …… continues . . . ……

So . . . ……………… to just few of the asspects ignored usual:

Number of UK housing units built with cellars remains at negligible.

Building of houses on flood plain areas continues:
None known to us to be ‘stilt built’ recent
ie Houses built on elevated frame on piled/ pad foundation
(No doubt it has been done but it certainly isn’t std UK practice for such areas)

ref Local to above placed Units:
Local area ground water protection and drainage provisions attendant
remain ‘iffy’ to say the least.

ref Overall – All UK Housing Units:
Number of UK houses built with std pitched roofs remains at > 95%

Number of UK std houses (ie those with second floor proper)
built with pitched roofs and consequential loft spaces under with those voids
rendered unusable for proper by design as built remains at > 95%

Number of UK std houses (ie those with second floor proper)
built with pitched roofs and consequential loft spaces under with those voids
rendered usable as living space proper at design and built with such additional accommodation in loft space remains at negligible.

A Few Other Asspects At Random:
Call for ‘Sustainable Building’ continues from whichever Apparatchik who happens to think
that band-waggon is worth attaching to for the furtherment of his ‘green profile’.
Design life for UK housing stock is posted by The BS + RIBA + Standards Pronouncers other
as ’60 years’.
UK new housing foundations general (odd dropped bollocks of execution excepted)
now are of such a high standard as to have an indefinite life span.
People will buy any old pile (crap or not) if its site position is desirable,
hence the now well known Estate Agent mantra:
‘Location, Location, Location’.

UK Local School provision, especially primary
(those where the attendees are least able to travel distance by selves)
run down in drive (no pun) for ‘bussing’ pupils under the mantra of ‘efficiency’.

Local core services of Post Offices + Pubs + Churches + Police + Fire + Medical run down.

Call for ‘Localism’ goes up every 5 minutes from any Appy who feels the need to climb on that band-waggon.
We could go on, and on, and on (but we haven’t said ‘Community’ once !)
It would make no difference.
🙁

Your UK Housing Correspondent:
Pru Fab.

PS.
Have we ever writ on UK housing external wall std construction/ make-up ?
Have we ever writ on UK housing roof construction std construction/ make-up ?
Have we ever writ on UK housing std construction modern air-sealing practices ?
Have we ever writ on UK housing finance ?
(To name just an additional 4 Asspects)
We could go on, and on, and on.
It would make no difference.
🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

PPS.
And all without touching on UK Hospital + Office (especially high-rise) design !
After all, there IS only 25 hours in our day ! ! ! ! ! !

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An Arl Bet Thee Piece Minor (& Fuckin’ Obvious):
As the counterbalance to the above in the form of yet another announcement of UK Train Fare Increases is published also today:
Arl Bet Thee:
St Dave of The SnowMobile will have puffed it as a ‘Top&Drop’ exercise and will shortly become our knight in shining armour
staying his trusty steed on his return from tilting at windmills, and PV arrays etc
[ in favour of St Fracker of GimmyaMineShaft (GmbH) ]
and rescue us all from the plight by Government edict.
(Won’t be the fuckin’ logical of re-nationalisation though)

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles along as the saviour of the silly season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The fleet will be in Biscay now.
(And Rod Stewart’s royalties will go up again)
Mi-thinks the Dago’s should stop playing bollocks on ~~Al-Jazeera~~* Algeciras Ho and take note.

(*Sorry about that. Just couldn’t resist it !)

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Those in Isolation:

Viva Espagnol: See above

Rest : Talk amongst yourselves

(AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM)

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Monday 12-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Armada News:

The Fleet sails
(And Rod Stewart’s royalties go up again)
Dago’s Mk I + Mk II of Argiland to get mob-handed with UK in EU and International Courts other over Gibraltar + The Falklands.
UK to take El Viva Espagnia to EU Court for their creating the current palaver at the Gib border.

We note, as/ previous view on the situations:
Gibraltar is an isthmus attached to Spanish mainland.
The Falklands are ~300 miles away at nearest from Argentina.
ie. You can see why Dago’s MkI might get a bit itchy,
but the Mkll’s are just pushing-it again.
Oh dear, and we’ve just lost Sandy Woodward.
🙁

< TBC >

(And Rod Stewart’s royalties will go up again)

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Heard on The Noddy News Today:
‘£30KKK to be spent on UK road and infrastructure improvements’
‘£70KK to go to road improvements with emphasis on cycleways’
‘Mancton to get £30KK’

ODA Take:
Well, worever the truth of the total amount, and the spread of dispersion of the pronounced dribble of beer-vouchers from high-table are,
at least Whitehall’s pissing with us for a change,
not against, as/ is usual.

More in hope than expectation,
Your Cycling Correspondent,
Archie Sturmey.

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Tescos have been hauled over the coals for the past few days over alleged preferential use of imported foreign labour over local.

The Fucts According to St ODA:

1: Above expression of situation true.
2: UK labour who would have once filled those posts would sooner doss on the dole if they can.
(AND THEY DO)
3: Tesco and similars, will do anything to piss on local labour as if they elevate any
they will disturb the local pecking order both in and out of store
and if hired the buggers they will only exploit ‘their rights’
and unionise and strike and make a claim if they ‘slip’ on a pool of something which their mate has done and go off on the sick and have to go to their Granny’s 4th funeral (this year) and need counselling and have ‘back trouble’ and not turn-up for no reason at all and . . . ……………………….
( 95% occurring just before ‘Their Team’ happens to be playing )
Fuckit. Best leave them where they are.
4: Tesco and similars, but Tesco and their peer group immediate especially,
will choose foreign labour from Poland, Lithuania, Anywhereovialand
as that gives them a way into those countries for their future expansion of empire.

Your Employment Correspondent:
C. A. N. You-Not-Get-A-Proper-Job-Then.

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles on as the saviour of the silly season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

The Fleet sails : See above

(And Rod Stewart’s royalties go up again)

< TBC >

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Bongo-Bongo Gate grumbles on as the Silly Season rings the every drop out of it

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Those in Isolation:

See above for now !

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2013 : WEEK 32:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 11-August-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 11-August-2013:

11th After Trinity

it is sunday we are shut

IT IS SUNDAY WE ARE SHUT

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

Saturday 10-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Unions now starting to kick-off about mass immigration.
Surprise ! Surprise ! Surprise !
Obviously it’s nothing to do with their members being continually pissed-off
for being ignored and leaving / proto’s not bothering joining der HauptBrudders’ empires .
Wot should we think of them all ?
Wot will it all come to ?
Will national socialism resurge ? ? ? ? ? ?

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And Bongo-Bongo Land Gate bubbles on as the saviour of the silly season.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

See Bongo-Bongo Gate above

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Those in Isolation:

ditto

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Friday 09-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

The Bongo-Bongo Land puff continues to be puffed by ye mediocre of our sceptic isle.

View From The Silly Season Eds Desk:

Yea, ye 2013 Silly Season is well and truly upon us and therefore ye media tarts are traditionally to be excused for wringing the last drop of nonsense from non-events and the flogging of dead horses to death, however it must be said for the sake of those foreign persons overseas, that if similar emerges in any other month, you really won’t be able to tell the difference in treatment of that non-event.
The Real Silly Source:
All done by HM’s finest back door outlets
(In order to keep confused the non-discerning masses).

Silly Old :

(But do expect more, if not directly on, a la theme by PagaUKIP of the past two days below)

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A PS.
The Northern Irish are returning to doing bad things to each other on a scale tending towards the industrial of yore and recent.

The View From The Far Pavilion:
Who cares Claud ?
It’s somewhere nice and handy to train the squaddies in anti-insurgency
in case the local oiks kick-off here in Blighty wot ?
Now pass the Pimms and let’s see how this bally test is going.
Col :

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ODA Colonial Desk:

All remains rather silly. See above.

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Those in Isolation:

ditto

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Thursday 08-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref ‘Bongo-Bongo Land Gate’

UKIP has whipped-in it’s outspoken Godfrey Bloom (MEP) for his quip of truth of yesterday.
Godfrey (if we might be so forward), has gone tits-up
and bent over to accept the spanking off St Nige and ‘The Committee’ for being so ‘naughty’.
Godders has acceded to top table’s edict not to use such ‘politically incorrect language’ and made apologies.

😐
* FOR FUCKIN WOT ?
See below

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The ODA View:

* SO JUST WOT THE FUCKING FUCK IS UKIP ABOUT ?
It get’s uz reaching for the classics:
‘OH MEN OF STRAW, THOW DOEST RENDER THY SELVES FROM YESTERDAYS HERO TO TODAYS KNAVE BY THY WAVERING’
(Credits: Somebody we can’t remember)

Godders old boy + Wot is of substance within UKIP
TAKE NOTE:
If don’t stick to your guns of the emission of embarrassing truth,
then you’ll just be swept away by history.

A Prediction:
We can see ‘The Real UKIP‘ ( / Nearest Imperial Equivalent ! ) coming out of this.

A Query of Analysis to Ye Events:
Now, just how far have DI6 + MIThingy; the infiltrators usual,
+
AP’s and sleepers usual of rival politico firms various got into the UKIP organisation
? ? ? ? ? ?

Old, jaundiced, :

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ODA Colonial Desk:

See Home Desk above.

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Those in Isolation:

Again, can’t be bottomed to write copy proper, but we see Bongo-Bongo Land continues to do rather well.

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Wednesday 07-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

FIRSTLY, PLEASE SEE THE COLONIAL DESK BELOW

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‘News’ of further asset stripping of the weak and vulnerable,
long predicted by ODA
(who can do no wrong – obviously)
has finally emerged into the UK noddy news media.

Today’s flavour:

First, the story so far:
People who can’t get a job
(Penning the reasons for which are eschewed for this as there’s only 25 hours in the day to write)
and can’t get credit from the banks
(Penning the reasons for which are eschewed for this as there’s only 25 hours in the day to write)
and then are forced into the hands of the loan sharks of high interest rates.
All so far is well known
(And Wellby known as well – All stand for the next hymn etc)

So to today’s exciting ‘revelations’:
Above people when at end of credit line with the limited ‘market’ from which they can draw
and then at end of tether are forced to sell their houses for as best as they can get
(obviously)
in a largely
(disregarding the REAL ECONOMY of the SE – obviously)
depressed housing market of the rest of the UK.
(Penning the reasons for which are eschewed for this as there’s only 25 hours in the day to write)

Those clever boys, and no doubt girls too, of the financial world
(In this scenario, in its squalid glory parochial* – Take note Your Grace)
are then offering the stressed sellers quick deals for their properties at a knock-down offer price.
+
It is reported they are then in many cases ‘pipping’ the price
(ie dropping their offer further)
when at the final time of signing the deal when the seller is at most stressed
and has by then usually committed himself to a course of action from there
dependant on completing the deal at the agreed price.

Surprise Surprise !

Now, just who would have thought such underhanded practices could ever exist in your caring, sharing UK ?
SEE ODA PREDICTIONS OF YORE.
* The usual suspects of assorted wide-boys/girls attaching themselves to
Estate Agencies and local Legal Practices
AND
BANKS.

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‘UK Train Fares to rise by 9% shortly’

How much more do they, the force-milkers,
think they can get out of the udder of the UK milk cow taxpayer
before it turns round and re-nationalises it ?

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ODA Colonial Desk:

UKIP is being harangued by the massed hordes of the UK Government noddy news media with ‘political correct’ (aka Kafkaism) objection loud to the expression ‘Bongo-Bongo Land’ !
Godfrey Bloom MEP quotes:
‘x£1KKK / month going abroad to Bongo Bongo Lands various’
(‘abroad’ means out of UK exchequer for those of you in Bongo Bongo Land)
‘Such dole-outs are mostly given with no/ limited audit trail to prove spend
AND
The oft and easily observed abuse of use of the said donated funds by the Bongo Bongoian apparatchiks.’

An ODA View:
Just why are we mounting the charade of running a country as opposed to saying fuck-it and opening everything up for everyone to take everything they want when they want ?
We’re almost here now so why not just go tits up and invite ALL the Bongo Bongoians to take what they want whenever they fancy ?
Another ODA View:
THE FINAL ‘INTIMATE’ ANALYSIS TO UK FOREIGN POLICY IS SIMPLE:
UK HAS REMAINED, SINCE COLLAPSE OF EMPIRE, IN THE THRALL OF THE FO AND THEIR PROCLIVITY FOR ISSUING WARNING OF THE DAILY MAIL DOG (A SHITZUP) RUNNING AMOK TO ALL SITUATIONS THEY INVOLVE IN.

THE FO KNOWS FULLY WELL THAT WITHDRAWAL OF SUPPORT FOR THEIR SCHEMES WOULD SCUPPER THEIR OSTENSIBLE RAISON D’ETRE AND PULL THE RUG ON THEIR HIDDEN AGENDA SHENANIGANS.

Our Man In The Shady.

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Those in Isolation:

Can’t be bottomed to write copy proper, but we see Bongo-Bongo Land’s doing rather well on the freebies.

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Tuesday 06-August:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref UK Charity world high executive salaries and revolving doors for the select few at director level:
Errrrrr, that’s just one of the theatres in which the good brothers, and sisters these days, operate.
(‘Get on this one Claud it’s a sizzle’ – etc)
Q: Wot’s new ? / Twas but it ever thus so ?
If they’re shamed enough they’ll jump onto the next bandwagon.
Then, the original raison d’etre of the charities might just return.

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Poor teenager (Hannah X) with the limited perspectives usual of her age (14)
got herself locked into the internet chatroom habit
and sought advice from all and sundry on how to deal with her eczema.
‘Top yourself’ ( / = ) one troll (thought of light hearted wit) came back with.
So she did.

🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

The ODA View:
ODA does not, fully, blame the so called ‘troll’.
Who would know that any would be so unbalanced as to do that ?
Caution in the future www people PLEASE,
but most of us would be long-time dead if we had taken the advice of our peers !
ODA does not blame the parents : Try keeping a 14 year old OFF the www !
ODA does blame the current practice of the Zeitgeist of leaving kids to a world on which anything and everything is portrayed.
AND
Not throwing them out into the open air for what used to be normal activity usual to their age. Incidental and Further:
Such an open air life
MIGHT WELL HAVE GONE SOME-WAY TO ALLEVIATING HER CONDITION OF POINT
(Which is usually a temporary ‘passing phase’ to those of such age anyway)
WHERE THE FUCK HAS COMMON SENSE GONE ?
Old, pissed-off, :

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ref Fracking:
ODA View:
Don’t be so fracking silly.
These easy-fix merchants expounding this ultimate in fucking-about with the planet
will reveal themselves TRULY when the poo eventually hits the fan as it will
as just be the usual ‘Bust on Friday open on Monday somewhere else’ comedians who run(over) this planet.
ie They’ll be well away with the beer vouchers and leave the rest of us holding the baby.
Research Corner : Dig in Project Camelot (we can’t remember where it is !):
Somewhere in there is a quote on mining per se, purportedly from an alien:
‘How can they be so silly’
And so say all of us.
Old :

PS
If you get a ‘subscription’ to Gizmag + The Register + Tree-Hugger daily newsletters
(they’re free):
You’re going to be astounded at the number of alternatives that are being brought forward !
(And no doubt being bought-off / suppressed by other means !)

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Testing times. Testing Times.

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Those in Isolation:

ref US Foreign adventures:
Just wot will Ava Banana & Co (inc) do now
with the middle eastern situation and the Turkish muscle flexing current ?

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Monday 05-August:

WE RESUME WITH OUR YEAR III OFFERINGS
AFTER OUR JOLLY HOLS

ODA UK Home Desk:

Just a few of the considerations of the day:

‘Zero hours’ contracts
have come to the surface again
In summary they are only a return to the old casual labour system
of many of the traditional industries which lead to the growth of union action in the last century.
We predict that history will be repeated with the consequential withdrawal of labour by strike
and add that this will be facilitated by a dispersed workforce by modern communications.

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‘Frankenburger’ made of artificial meat grown from stem cells
are offered to public scrutiny at a show in London.

The View from the ODA Canteen:
This just let’s in another facility for the advancement of yet more adulteration,
this time by high-high tech.
Oh, ah, AND, just where is the Gummer sprog now ?!?!?!

Your Foodie Correspondents:
The ODA Dinner Ladies:
Marie Baine
Bo Lynn The-Bag
Sue Chef

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And for today, the last AND MOST important
for the free movement (with respect to all aspects) of all in UK:
The Ian Tomlinson affair has come to an inglorious end
(NOT that there could have ever been a glorious one)
A triumph of British Justice ?
We think not.
A triumph of closed ranks and spivvy brand protection
with the ultimate twist of all being funded off the backs of those on which they predate ?
We think so.

Conclusion 1:
Summary execution rides free to strike again.
Conclusion 2:
WIP. and looking to be protracted
(Don’t come back too soon)
Recommendations to Date:
Watch your back if you’re a Brazilian electrician selling newspapers in London,

an Anonymous member quietly having your butties and minding your own business

< TBC >

Court Circular:
AND JUST WOT INTEREST WILL THE TOP OF THE PILE TAKE IN THE ABOVE ?

🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

Dr 2.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

We note The Dago’s are kicking-off again with Gib.
For our younger readers:
This comes off ~ / 20 years
when the Espagnol Government needs something to
divert their public’s attention from home considerations.
Oh well, picking up bad habits like that is
wot comes when you live next to a spiv country’s outpost run for professional spivs !
Oh well again, come on Manuel and come and get it if you think you can manage it !

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Those in Isolation:

The West German Football team are accused of drugs taking . . . ……
In The 1960’s !
Wot will the dreaded Hun resort to next ?
We should remain guarded wot with that and bombing of Mike Hardings chippy,
just wot will they get up to next ?

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2013 : WEEK 31:

HUMBLE OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 04-August-2013:

BELOW IS THE LAST MEAGRE OFFERING OF THE WEEK
AS WE WERE THEN TO JOLLIES:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 04-August-2013:

10th After Trinity

> SHUTTETH AGAINETH <

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

Thursday 01-August:

WE’RE BACK OFF OUR JOLLY HOLS FOR ONE DAY
FOR
OUR BIRTHDAY !

! We are 2 TODAY ! : ah ahh ahhh etc

The Rev Lucy Winkett (sic) gives best/boldest UK hint heard yet about . … alien influence and revelations imminent . . . . …………………………

ref BBC Radio 4 ‘Thought For The Day‘ piece regular of today : 08.50hrs BST.

See you Monday next (if we are spared that is) . . . ………………………………

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2013 : WEEK 30:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 28-July-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 28-July-2013:

9th After Trinity

> SHUTTETH AGAINETH <

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

& SO TO JOLLIES . . . ……

Thursday 25-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Court Circular:

By George, He’s got it !

+ + +

Religious Matters Again:

! CofE Gets Real !
ref Ye UK Pay-Day Loan Scam Gravy Train:
Declarations previous by church bodies various of usury
and their railing away for action to be taken to regulate* at CamCo,
who do nowt but issue the predictable platitudes and
watch the upset continuing to the weak
in the full knowledge of their supporters further down the food chain
will be feeding happily with the asset stripping induced by said usury
as the victims go to the wall,
are to be ** addressed in action by said God botherers !
(** Can we allow ourselves an ‘actually’ or two in celebration ?)
The new AofC, the boy Welby (12 3/4), declares:
‘Church to out-trade Wonga and similars by competition’

* Historical:
Wot The Romans Did For Everybody:
Max interest charges: 8%.
That’s it.
No arguments.
Charge any more and you’re a lions din-din in the circus.
Your Classics Correspondent:
Sensibilus Propitiatus.

View From The High Clerks High Desk:
Well more power to your calculator/ations Your Grace
Let’s hope:
1: It is not a flash in the pan and the action is continued through
at the church hall level of declaration and spreads over ye realm.
2: Ye Church stays at that level of std domestic lending
until such time as they can take on small business lending, and that they then do.
3: As The Church establishment has more beer vouchers invested in the std macro economy than you can shake your cassock at, they ** use their clout to the good and get working proper at the shareholders meetings.
(ie And not just sit on their pile)
4: They don’t let The Mohammedans know about it !
They’ll just piss themselves laughing !
5: It is a neat trick to get bums on seats at the Sunday show,
but then again,
There’s No Business like . . . ………
So, discretion is the better part of etc and let’s not do the forensic
(if you’ll forgive the expression that is)
and be so indelicate as to refer to ODA, and Others, predictions past.
So, let us just be so discrete for the mo’ and sum it up as:
Planned Finance (!)

Your ODA Banking and Accountancy Correspondent:
Abi Cas

! Queen Save The God !

und

VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Lost in th’ether . . . ……

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–> Those in Total Isolation:

Dago puffer prang follows Frog puffer prang follows Brit puffer prangs
Don’t want to be indelicate,
BUT,
mass rail travel,
like any other mass travel,
is
delicate.

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Wednesday 24-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Court Circular:

Latest Odds:
(Courtesy Paddy Power)

Albert
4 : 1

Charles
3 : 1

George
3 : 2

Harold
Taken

William
2 : 1

Barack
Evens

Edward
Not bothering

David
Don’t bother

Nigel
1 : 2 on

Keith
1 : 100 on

Wayne
Designated second name

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Lost in th’ether . . . ……

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Those in Total Isolation:

Lost in th’ether . . . ……

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Tuesday 23-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Court Circular:

Leave them alone.

BIG Liz.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Hip Hip Horay thingys being done all round

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Those in Total Isolation:

Hard Luck we’ve got a new King

(That’s x3 in the mag, and all you’ve got is Ava Banana + Pukin + Berlusconi)

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Monday 22-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Court Circular:

Lady has baby.

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The Out-of-Court View
Has Damien finally landed ?

Your Esoteric Weight Watchers:
Dawn Pagan + Auntie Christ

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Lost in th’ether . . . ……

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Those in Total Isolation:

Lost in th’ether . . . ……

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2013 : WEEK 29:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 21-July-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 21-July-2013:

Those in Total Isolation:

Rest : Lost in th’ether

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Monday 15-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

NHS Hospital ‘Trusts’ on the carpet yet AGAIN.
Where will it end before we’re all ended, and . . . ……
just wot would Matron say if she were there to say it
(and not gagged) ?
😐

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Truth IS Stranger Than Fiction time:
If you thought the UK has a blame culture:
Some bloody Yank is to sue mssrs Apple inc alleging . . . ……
wait for it . . . ………………
‘They allowed him to become addicted to porn’
(sic) !
( Details to The Register – their pub tomorrow )
So, so, so, if we can ever stop laughing and crying at the same time,
wotever happened to caveat emptor ?
Oh, woe is the average normal straight living bod,
how much further can these wretched schiesters stretch credulity ?
Just when and how will it all end ?
We’re off on the beer and aren’t stopping ’till we fall over proper !
(After we’ll consider suing God for gravity !)

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Those in Total Isolation:

As/ previous recent, the middle east mess continues to occupy our overseas attentions –
poor sods.

🙁

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2013 : WEEK 28:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 14-July-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 14-July-2013:

7th After Trinity

Sunday >CLOSED FOR THE DAY< Sunday

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

Saturday 13-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

We have oft been accused of writing solely on the -ves of the world,
and even been likened to The Daily Shitzups (Mail + Express) by our more pungent critics.
😐
So, to end the week on a higher plane : Boys New Toys:

If your Caterham 7 doesn’t go fast enough for you,
why not try their new offering which goes even more spiffingly speedily ?
Their new 620R road legal hyper-car for £50K will give anything,
Mr Bugatti included, a run for their money up to ~110mph
given that those of most of the carriages of comparative performance
usually cost several times more than Mr Caterham’s.
Our Exception Favourite : Mr Ariel’s offerings 🙂

So, try:
310bhp
Fuck knows how much torque – ?
0-60 : 2.79 secs
Top Speed : 155mph (thought limited)
Chassis : Gunmetal
Body panels various : High grade alloy
Almost everything else including seats : Carbon fibre
Brakes : Ceramic if you need them (!)
(and ashtray same no doubt)
Oh, and an all-up, fully wet, (vehicle sans occupants, fags and butties) kerb weight of ~1250lbs !

Available in Poo-Brown to avoid those little embarrassments
+
BRG for the very brave
🙂

Your Motoring Racing Correspondents:
Silvia Stone + B. R. Umbrum

See further on a motoring theme at the base of today’s emissions

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Still playing you lot – and it’s looking desperate !

(Come-on Tim !)

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Those in Total Isolation:

Continuing in a motoring theme from above we note:
Electric Vehicles have always been held back by range capability.

What we previously thought to be world leaders in provision of EV charging, the American Tesla Motor Company who are developing a network of charging stations across the California area have been eclipsed by The Dutch !

Government backed network going in now will by 2015 give > x200 charging stations across the Netherlands with none living there then being > x50Kliks from the nearest station.

The UK Asspect:
But, just to show we haven’t lost form we’ll end on our usual depresser :
Cameron is still suppressing the UK PV industry installations by withdrawal of support !
A roll-out akin to The Yanks and Dutch is most unlikely in our sceptic isle we thinks
(Oh well – ? for good luck and keep smiling though – more in hope than expectation)

🙁

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Friday 12-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

! Home Learning !
! Budding Business Students !
! Enrol NOW !
! Gisco-CSgas4u.con* Creative Accountancy Courses !
! Government Approved Contractors !
! Send us your URL and once your tagged we’ll keep on our programme !
! Not even death will stop us keeping you on track !

* No relation – obviously

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UK Parliamentarian Reports:

ref Select Committee Proceedings Current (and past, and future):

With Big Maggie (if you’ll forgive the expression that is) Hodges
latest onslaught into her latest quarry, ye esteamed BBC (your much-loved etc),
the spectacle of exposing suspected naughty boys and girls various to
‘star chamber treatment’
as/ when they can be got-at and brought-in
is continued for the greater benefit of the nation.
Long so it might be done and public enquiry be kept open we hear
and so say all of uz too
+
All adds to the national gaiety and all that
(If you’ll forgive the expression nowadays that is)

but, But, BUT . . . ………………

There always seems to be a lack of mention/ enquiry by HM’s Witch Finders General
into the common clubs to which the cowering subjects of the proceedings might just belong.
Those self-help (very noble) clubs of the shadows (not so noble) that shall not be spoken of,
but said by many to be the structural frameworks and carrier waves usual of both
national and international murky, under the table etc, naughty skulduggery
of all the micro to macro scales known,
to which the poor souls subject now to Big M’s attentions,
might just, just, just belong to !
Put other, is there common strain running throughout The Examined of these hearings;
enquiry to enquiry ?
Just where and when and if is the ‘M word’ (and others of same ilk)
to be trotted-out in these Parliamentary bear-pits ?
Surely those bods of HM’s Finest who are doing the bating,
those that are themselves of course, totally above suspicion,
should allow their victims opportunity to assuage themselves of possible guilt by association
by imposing a standard protocol of question usual giving ‘the enquired’ chance to
renounce all possible external influences to their conduct,
or not ?
So, here we have a conundrum of
procedural strategy,
tactics of disclosure
+
a few other asspects we can’t quite work-out yet
that could affect both the baiter and the baited
as it is to be naturally expected that HM’s Ops will have to be subject to same enquiry.
Surely the boys, and the girls these days, of such murky organisations
have not gone and squared-up our Margaret and chums in some dim back corridor
in order to keep themselves,
AND THEIR CLUBS,
out of the limelight ?
Oh nearly, very nearly, very very nearly,
possibly,
deary, deary me.

PS.
Just a whimsy but, they could always send for Dear Tony to return and clarify matters
in The Westminster Village !
Be seeing you No 2 . . . ……

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Still playing you lot – badly !

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Those in Total Isolation:

Points east still a bloody mess.

An ODA Appeal:

Please give generously to any humanitarian charity of your own preferred flavour that’s attempting to alleviate the hurt to the poor buggers caught up in it.

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Thursday 11-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Has ye (your much loved, award winning, deeply respected around the world etc*) BBC:
1: Dropped one ?
/
2: Got out of C20 and decided to compete with the REAL news carriers of www world
when they, your much loved etc, carried announcement during their normal bulletins of the day
of the Greenpeace ladies climbing The Shard building in London ?
In UK BB controlled media land, ‘Greenpeace’ has been a proscribed word for the past ~10years
with any report of G’s activities if when they have deemed to make cursory report on,
has been referred to as ‘An Environmental Pressure Group’.

Oh well, there’s no such thing as bad publicity !

* See Jack Dee for further on same !

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Playing you lot – See below

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Those in Total Isolation:

Usual mess out mid east continues with much suffering
Will the PRIMARY ORGANISERS ever be brought to book ?

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Wednesday 10-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Shut. Gone watching the cricket,
but if we’d had the presence of mind we’d have posted the following obs sooner,
so:

ref The GPO : The Sell-Off:

Legal Facts:
The theory of present operation is:
At present HM ‘owns’ the mail now and it is into her safe keeping, and protection from interference, and guarantee of delivery to stated address that mail is committed on posting.
Once committed to HM’s post, mail cannot be retrieved by any but ye said GPO
(or wotever they’re calling themselves this week)
and will then be delivered by them in UK only to the sendee’s address (in UK),
or ex UK, committed whenever possible into the care of an approved operator of same ethos.
Once committed to into the care of HM’s post, mail becomes a legal document.
If above breached, and it has been done and found so to be done,
the full weight of the UK law,
much of which for its day to day business relies on the solidity and ‘tightness’ of HM’s service,
is brought to bear on the GPO to clean out their stables.
And that is done.
So to The Great Legal Q of all this:
Who the fucking fuck-fuck would ever want to put their
holiday postcards, and snaps, and PO’s and etcs
(Not to mention legal contracts for value in excess of 21/- + Legal etcs other)
into the charge of G4S / McVirgins / similars
?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??????

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Playing you lot – See above

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Those in Total Isolation:

Never tell us you’ve got probs’ time:
From RY – Russia Yesterday ! (02-07-13):
A Russian Proton-M rocket
(old tested pattern and formerly very reliable)
directly after take-off crashed headlong into the ground
~1100yd from the launch pad in Baikosomething and blew a 220yd wide crater in the ground.
(Q: Wot’s Russian for bloody big hole ?)

Fearing the worst their forensic teams crawled all over the remains suspecting sabotage.
The outcome – Nah !
Some fuckin apprentice technician had put the motion sensors in upside down ! ! ! ! ! !

NEVER tell us you’ve got probs’ ! ! ! ! ! !

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Tuesday 09-July-2013:

More/ less like previous.

Have the day off, it’s getting warm

🙂

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Monday 08-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Labouring It Again:

In the aftermath of the recent Falkirk affair, Milliwatt is trying to cast the UK unions adrift
by severing their political levy to members subs which is then put to Labour Party funds.
The total donation from such levies is said to average ~£8KK / year.

Ye Overview from The Club (affiliated):
Ye Obvious.
Where would Milliwatt & Co to get his beer vouchers from then ? ? ? ???
The schism looms.
The emergence of the ‘Real Labour’ scenario is now seriously ‘on the cards’.
Our Union Correspondent:
Hardy K.

The Remote View From Afar:
I told you so.
Baldwin S.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

US voters are being readied for yet another ‘foreign adventure’
this time to the Levant and immediate points further east.

View From The Wall Street Jaded:
Put yer bucks in armaments as usual.
It’s the only consistent industry.
Our US Financial Correspondent:
Buck For-Your-Bangs The 28th A (jnr)

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Those in Total Isolation:

The Egyptian turmoil continues.
~x50 Peaceful (thought) protesters shot.
Looks as though it might all get extremely messy very soon.
Just where is the chosen CIA candidate when you need him ?
😐

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2013 : WEEK 27:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 07-July-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 07-July-2013:

6th After Trinity

CLOSED FOR THE DAY

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

Saturday 06-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Come-on Tim-type jock bod wombling about with a wide bat in Wimbledon as well
(Try saying without your best teeth in)

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Just keep up with the cricket.

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Those in Total Isolation:

Indian Telegraph Service closes.
We offer the last of the diplomatic sendings from a little nearer home:

Our Man in The Shade writes:
Egypt remains in turmoil.
Dirty postcard supplies running low.
How keep knackers out of dust ?
Please advise soonest.
Red Hot in Alex.

RTN:
Change yer dhobi daily.
Wilson Kepple & Betty to mobilise.
Aware any called Rommel + buses with black crosses on.
FO. Whitehall.

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Friday 05-July-2013:

ODA Home Office Desk:

Parliamentary News:
Milliwatt has seized a moment (look at me, I’m a statesman etc) and come down heavy on alleged party naughty goings-on in Falkirk (where else we hear you ask).
He’s fired off on all 3 1/2 cylinders and declared excommunication to all the bad brothers involved in said said naughtiness (‘buying of votes’).

Ye Analysis of Ye Events:
Let’s not bother; it’s too murky and there’s too many asspects

Ye Overview:
Arl bet thee etc, this’ll evolve and will crack-out as/ below:
1:   Milliwatt & Co will ‘win’ the spat and strut on the victory.
2:   Milliwatt & Co will be then yet nearer to ‘the parties opposite’.
3:   Milliwatt & Co will gradually become lonely as
‘Admonished in Falkirk’ and similars will depart Milliwatt & Co
for ‘Real Labour’ and similars.

Our Parliamentary Correspondent:
Polly Ticks.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

Just keep up with the cricket.

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Those in Total Isolation:

Le tax-paying proles Frog are getting a small, to date, head of steam built-up about taxes and the spending on never-ending military adventures in far away places Afrique (or nearest metric equivalent with a slanty bit over the end of the word but we can’t get the control to operate on this system).

Well known is that overall, and including the bourgeois, they, le pissed-off, are getting increasingly nowty about the lack of employment general for the young and the increasing number of uninvited ‘guests’ from the continent of focus usual of above jollies for le squaddies.

Le Overview from the holding pattern over Charles De Gaul:
As we’ve been on a fiscal bent recently and with note to Le Pissed-Offs propensity for barricade building,
and their track record of being much more adventurous throughout any given year of displeasure past than the Brits and their occasional street-tiffs,
with the coming of the warmer weather they’re likely to . . . …………
bugger-off to the coast for month, get the kids back to school and then . . . ………………
Still, put yer eurinals in JCB now.

Our Funny Foreign Money Correspondent:
Bo Urse.

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Thursday 04-July-2013:

ODA Colonial Desk:

In deference to our western holdings who have temporarily gone astray:
Da da da da da dah,
Da, da da da, da dah,
etc.
So that’s you buggers appeased and the CIA off our backs;
you can all fuck-off for the day and watch the rounders match,
drink that crappy imitation dandelion&burdock; the coko-pop / peptic-ulcer liquids
and stuff your bloated selves full of your plastic scran to your furred-up hearts content.

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To business proper:

ODA Home Office Desk:

UK Parliamentary News:

There’s been funny goings-on in The House
(Wot’s new we hear):
A Mr Bajinsky* (sounds like a nice traditional English yeoman type)
said to be MP for somewhere terribly rustic in Shropshire,
we were told by the esteamed **BBC,
has ‘come-out’ as the first openly bi-sexual MP in The Commons.

(*Can’t find a trace of that name/ near in the lists but there we go,
that might well be your esteamed, ‘much loved’** etc BEEB for you)

**ref ‘Your much loved BBC’ etc : Repeat every 15 minutes – See Jack Dee for the rest

So, now to the inevitable Asspects:
Is this an attempt to garner ALL the voters on his local list ?
Is this what is what is meant by ‘crossing the floor’,
and if it does will he have half a foot in both camps ?
Which lobby does he go to at division time ?
If the call ‘Ayes to The Right’ comes, will he suddenly find himself very lonely (or not !) ?
Will he be given a key to all the bogs ?
Will he be asked to decide on a split vote ?
Will he defer to Back Rod as/ when the occasion takes him
(or indeed, takes Black Rod – You never know son, you just never know – etc) ?
How does he now lie with his Whips Office ?
And, most pertinent to the others of The Westminster Village:
Is he now the most upstanding member in The House ?

Our Parliamentary Correspondent:
Hans Ard.

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Wednesday 03-July-2013.

We see dear Boris is today being entertained by ragheads various with large wads of wonga
(no relation).
Ye said thrust of Sheik Rattle&Roll & Co (rattle.roll@justshishka.com):
‘Islamic Banking and the UK’
On the agenda immediate for the ‘Gentlemen of The Sand’ is
access to ‘The City-Circle’ and from there,
development of Islamic Banking throughout UK.

Our City Correspondent writes:
What will be said in schule mi boy ?
Just wot will be said ?
(+ A couple of Oy Veys for good luck – naturalle)

Our Man In The Know:
O. N. The-Next-Bubble.

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Tuesday 02-July-2013.

Of Gippy Tummy and The Revolting Natives:

Just how far did the Sykes-Picot carve-up extend westwards . . . ……………… ?

mmmm, Mmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . ………………

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Monday 01-JULY-2013.

ref The Phone + General Computer Hacking Revelations:

They continue today with the finger of spotlight currently being pointed at the Chinks
with today’s media brouhaha !Shock Revelation! etc.
The ‘whistle blower’ latest, a Yank this time, remains residing in the Moscow Airport transit area.
A brief overview of the recents other:
Mr Lasange remains ensconced in the Ecuadorian Embassy, London.
The Yanks are about to crucify one of their own
and are still playing ‘Shall I, shan’t I ?’ as regards having another go at the autistic Brit
who effectively showed them wot woz rong with their kit and how to get into it.
And so it goes on; the international public scandals continue to increase in number and voracity.

An Overview:
The golden rule of
If this is wot we know, wot is really happening, and wot do ‘The Great They’ know ?
we think most definitely applies.

A Prediction:
Arl bet thee etc:
At the least, it’ll be ‘HELLO LINUX TIME !’ for many governments
who will follow states various across the world including the Scandinavians
and soon to join the throng . . . … guess who ? . . . ……
The Chinese,
in turning their corporate backs on Mickysoft.

Stock Market Tip:
Put yer beer vouchers into IT transition companies who can do the cross-over doing:
MS –> Unix based proper systems – Linux / similar.
Our City Correspondent:
O. N. The-Next-Bubble.

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2013 : WEEK 26:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 30-June-2013:

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

SUNDAY 30-June-2013:

> AGAINETH SHUTTETH <

5th After Trinity

+ ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ + ++++++ +

Saturday 29-June-2013:

The Holy Grail of

The general deflection / fucking-off (obscure Latin legal term correct) of
Predatory Apparatchiks + Little annoyances of unwanted company various
+ The confirming of contractual statements
+ etcs Many & Various
ie THE AUTHENTICATION OF ALL THAT COMES ACROSS YOUR VISION + HEARING
is getting closer:
Latest and best to date, from published spec, to the table is the
‘PairASight’ *
video camera wearable glasses system (albeit they yet to go to production)
The kit is to instantly download that seen and said by wearer and said by those in focus to
a safe server AND/ OR simultaneous broadcast to other user designated users of the time
in order that simultaneous ‘conference’ conversation can be had
and both/ all users at the time
CAN SEE WHAT THE OTHER)(S) ARE SEEING AND ARE SAYING.

* Bit of an unfortunate choice of words for a brand name wot ?
OR
Game play hints from the REAL people behind it ?
mmm . . . ……

Ye ODA Analytic Summary of Conclusion:
Q: Just wot will said predatory apparatchiks and little annoyances various
+/incl assorted verbalers, blackguards and shape-sifters many and various
do then poor things ?

Oh deary, deary me.
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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Friday 28-June-2013:

It’s the

ODA UK Home Desk

time again:
WIP, BUT have no fear (boredom yes but no fear please) . . . ……

HM’s Finest have been caught out yet again.
Surprise Surprise + Y a w n we hear from the pit (and we blame you not)

So, to today’s ‘unexpected’ revelations:
ref The Stephen Laurence Affair:
It appears (shock horror etc) Ye ‘Honourable’ (Bro) ‘Met’ has been found to have been at the
besmirch of the complainant routine.

ODA Take:
SNAFU.
Old :

TBC.
(ad nauseam no doubt)

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Thursday 27-June-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk

ref Ye UK Government current budget review spending plans:

A Brief Recap: In The Land of Nod . . . ……
HM’s Finest have allocated some pennies to infrastructure public works spending.
[Not much by bank bail-out standards but there we go that’s no doubt as the world should be
and who are we who know our place (in The Imperial Order of The Lower Prole) are to . . …]

So, the dripped infrastructure spend beer-vouchers are mostly directed towards
the ‘Tonka trades’ (Civil engineering projects) where much is spent
(necessarily so by nature of works in hand and kit needed to do*)
on few actions, large quantity, usually repetitive mechanised jobs
that *have to be well funded but absorb
relatively low site levels of labour v/v same spend on ‘The Building Trade’
as ‘Civils’ works are much more dependant on expensive heavy machinery*.
The traditional housing sector of public (or private) works,
which is dependant on a reducing pool of hard acquired hand skills
generally doing much smaller acts of work but more numerous than in ‘civils’,
the details of which in housing and buildings general usually change building to building,
has, to date**, been relatively poorly funded from the above pool of ~~crumbs~~ pennies
to be dropped off der Ubbermensch exchequer’s table for
der untermensch in the muck to scrat and compete for
whilst the former
( Award Winning –> Naturalle <– )
(From their mates when it’s their time to be Award Awarding)
(Reciprocals all round bar steward)
continue to exhort:
‘COMPETITION WITHOUT LIMIT = EFFICIENCY’
(And no doubt, ‘2 legs bad / 4 legs good’ etc)

So to . . . ……
Arl Bet Thee Time:
For your new social (and poss private also) housing . . . ……
It’ll be back to prefabs with re-cycled shipping container schemes leading the pack
(every pun intended)

A Parallel View of Summation:
**Still, we have the pronouncements of allocation dtl (as they say in the building game)
yet to come later today from our Jeff (da da da, da da – etc)
Meanwhile him and other Ubbermensch gobs, both Governmental + ‘Oppositional’ various
continue to endorse the virtue of job creation and hand skills.

😐

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Wednesday 26-June-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk

ref UK Finances:
ref Our Glorious Esteamed Government’s ‘Interim Spending Review’ (aka Budget):
Our esteamed Chancellor of Ye Exchequer Jeff Osborne (da da da da da)
has stood up in The House and gone to the country (da da da da da) and and and . . . ……
and espoused his parties bribe package for re-election in 2015
(As is / usual for those sitting to the RH of The Speaker at such time of their innings)
Much detail was given by Jeff and therefore much devilment to come.

ODA take to date:
Seems he is trying to please everybody (twas but it always thus so etc)
but mostly the party funders of a Civil Engineering bent.
Will we see mi Lord McAlpine displeased and threatening to twitter his discontent ?
Wi thinks not.
Further on the same termorrer.

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Tuesday 25-June-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk

ref Public Face / Private Murkiness:

UK secret courts widely noted (even !) in the std press

The ODA take:
Tony’s works are now becoming apparent to all.

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Monday 24-June-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk

1:    Jeff Osborne (who woke-up this morning – da da da da da etc)
has decided, according to our esteamed *BBC
[‘*The worlds most respected’ / award winning / much loved – contd Page 1094 (Ta Eye)],
to dribble a few crumbs down from The Groaning Government Table (sic) in order to:
i)    Stop the flak from his parties (sic) supporters, some of who,
as well as gracefully declining their invite to pufter weddings,
are not best pleased about going bankrupt as some of them have invested their lives in making superfluous nonsense
like house thingies and road thingies and airport thingies and hospital thingies and school thingies and factory thingies and building general thingies and etc thingies – etc
(and shite like that as they say in The Tattler)
for what used to be a living to them.
ii)    Not give the proles at large further justification for imitating their peer-group counterparts
(Of whom it must be said, are getting very adapt at, for want of a better expression,
errrrrr . . . …… causing a riot)
in the far-off lands beyond our glorious sovereign much-revered etc ~~12 mile~~ *20km limit
(*ref Eurinal Directive 999,666,101-1066B.Pt94.SubSect z)

2: On the same Public Face / Private Truth theme (by Paganini), our Glorious Met’ Plods are back in the limelight:
Yet another of Mr Hogan-Howe’s (Mr Condon’s actually but with a name like that you simply must show sympathy) under (shhhhhh) the (shhhhhh) covers (shhhhhh) operatives
has come out of the shadows to declare:
‘He was tasked with digging for dirt to besmirch the Stephen Laurence family with’
Source: All UK main media.

Oh, deary, deary me.
All together now:
As they sing at Plebgate – There’s no business like – etc

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Those In Isolation:

1: The Good Old USofA (award winning etc)
has spit its dummy out and thrown it’s rattle out of the pram
(again – as/ usual)
because someone has had the bottle to stand up to them
(as / is becoming usual).
The gentleman in question this time has committed that most abominable of crimes against THE States:
Telling the truth about wot lies behind Ye States spiv front.
(Well !ShockHorror! etc, but hints of that and similars have been in
Lobster and Private Eye and on Project Camelot and Red Ice and Others
for years now kiddies)
NB
Errrr . . ……………………
Don’t The Nobel Prizes encompass awards for doings of daring-do done for the benefit of humanity at large ?

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2013 : WEEK 25:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 23-June-2013:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 23-June-2013:

4th After Trinity

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

1: Jacko’s daughter (little fat spoiled princess) has tried to top herself
( ‘Twould have been a loss to
Emo, The Kingdom of Farcebook, Twatter and similars, but no other
+
You can’t get the workmanship etc )
2: Stephen Fry (big fat spoiled princess) has tried to top himself again
( ‘Twould have been a loss to
The Nation – not + You can’t get the workmanship etc )
3: Putin’s put in for divorce
(Sup 14 pints and stick to rolling about on a mat with funny Foreign Secs son)
4: Prince Phil’s in/out of dock for a final re-fit.
(Well he’s well and truly in our organ but, whose organs are in him ?)
5: Hogan-Howe & Co plc has been part de-kettled.
> Q: Will they have to Swan-off now ? 🙁 / 😐 / 🙂 ? <.
6: The little bankers are now back on the mat with the distinct poss of jail hanging over them
( Expect SwissAir flights to be booked-up for the foreseeable future )
7: The NHS managers are to be audited proper.
( Keep taking the tablets kiddies, they’re nowt but sugared placebos
but as we get such a good commission from those nice Pharmi’ reps
that it really would be a crime not to test them in a real world situation for the greater good of . . . …………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
8: The MOD is to be made liable for it’s handing down of unsuitable kit to The Squaddies
( That’ll make the desk erks justify their paper-bin particular )
9: Finally, for last week:
Greenpeace doesn’t give a shit really – There’s no such thing as bad publicity for us !

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 12-May-2013:

Krank : No copy here

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2013 : WEEK 18:

LAST OF THE DAILY ‘TODAY’S’ MEAGRE OFFERINGS PROPER:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 05-May-2013:

6th After Easter

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Tuesday 30-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

SNAFU.

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SUB NOTE:

Astyoot

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MATCH SCORES:

Matches abandoned (Pie factory on strike)

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Those In Isolation:

The first of our new occasional series

‘Juxntapositions’

Noted 1:
Syrian refugee situation (is) approaching busting point.
Source(s): All (thought), major international general news agencies.

Noted 2:
BAE announces profits and further sales to Middle East.
Source(s): FT + All (thought), major financial news agencies.

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Notables of The Day:

To BST : GMT + 1hr:

Sun Rise: 05:33
Sun Set: 20:21

Beltane : Pagan

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Monday 29-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

SNAFU.

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SUB NOTE:

—

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MATCH SCORES:

Mail train stuck in sidings

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Those In Isolation:

Random Obs:

ref Bangla building collapse tragedy : Death Toll Now –> >x350
(Odd bod still being rescued alive)

View From The Off-Site Cabin:
Hate to say it,
but,
a lot of the old Raj buildings in same area still standing . . . ……
Our Building Correspondent:
E. N. Gineer (62 not out)

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Notables of The Day:

To BST : GMT + 1hr:

Sun Rise: 05:35
Sun Set: 20:20

Showa no Hi : Jap Golden Week
9th day Ridvan*: Bahai

*VW Transporter is better in the wet

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2013 : WEEK 17:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 28-April-2013:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 28-April-2013:

5th After Easter

Krank continues,
but,
a PM drive-out with Management is compensation.

🙂

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:37
Sun Set: 20:18

Florilia : Old Wop
Palm Sunday : Christo

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Saturday 27-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

SNAFU.

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SUB NOTE:

—

MATCH SCORES:

Ticker tape broke

Those In Isolation:

Random Obs:

Didn’t See anything officer

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:39
Sun Set: 20:16

Lag BaOmer : Yids

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AM Friday 26-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

SNAFU.

See The Isolated Ones in The Fog below for illumination (!)

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SUB NOTE:

Errrmmm

MATCH SCORES:

Semaphore arms inactive

TBC.

Those In Isolation:

ref EU Economy:
ref The Spanish mass protest march of the unemployed in Madrid yesterday:
‘JUST WOT PROPER HAS HAPPENED ? !’
V ltd reports have come out.
Appears to be a news damper on this one !

GAS LADS, QUICK LADS, GAS GAS GAS !
ref The use of chemical weapons in Syria:
ref Last of yesterday on same:
As/ above : Indecisive reports coming out.
The Q: Has it been done now appears to be settled and confirmed to an unfortunate yes.
The Q: Who done it (?) has not been settled – yet.

View From Behind The Mask:
With the American interests confirmed to be continuing by many reporters on the ground in the area, the whole becomes even murkier than the known actual.

From Our War Correspondent: Old Bill
(In a very nice hole)

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:41
Sun Set: 20:15

No piss-ups proper known

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Thursday 25-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

1: ref Mother Thatcher’s Passing-Out Parade:

HM’s Finest announce ‘A costing of £3.6KK for the show’

Q: Just who is to do the audit on that one ?

2: Nick Clegg’s stopped the UK fuzz looking into everyone’s web habits.
So, is it Parliamentarians rallying on The Totalitarians ?
OR
Nick’s been looking at the naughty sites ? ! ? ! ? !
(See The Textuals of the day !)

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SUB NOTE:

One’s Glugged . . . …… Could it be ‘We have sunk without trace’ !

MATCH SCORES:

NewsPrint Cup (that runneth over):
Second Half Score so far
UK HM’s Finest :     1
UK Newspapers :     2
~
Parliament Freedom Trophy:
Parliamentarian Privates :         1
New World Order Local Team :   0

Those In Isolation:

Random Obs:

~~Paki~~ Bangla 8 storey shed collapses.
Certain dead > x150 off. More likely to be found.

Spanish Capital facing biggest protest rally ever over economic collapse.

Italian Parliamentary continues to be held to order by The 5 Star Party.
5 Star Party head professional comedian who lives relatively simply.

Encouragement of corruption known CIA tool for destabilisation.

Join the dots up to your own view !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:43
Sun Set: 20:13

Beltane Full Moon : Pagan
New Year Full Moon : Theravada Buds
St Marks Day : Christo’s

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Wednesday 24-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank overall

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Georgey Osborne stops £300 KK funding to the UK NHS.

Georgey Osborne about to announce a 0.3% last quarter gross growth in UK.

Georgey Osborne is too cute for UK.

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SUB NOTE:

MATCH SCORES:

1/2 Time Score

UK HM’s Finest : 1

UK Newspapers : 1

Those In Isolation:

‘Syrian use of chemical weapons virtually certain’ International Media (most)

Syrian Government denial of same emphatic.

Q: Who’s telling the porkies : Syrians / CIA ?

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:45
Sun Set: 20:11

Mahavira Jayanti : Jains

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Tuesday 23-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank overall

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

SUB NOTE:

MATCH SCORES:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

Those In Isolation:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:47
Sun Set: 20:10

St Georges Day : Christo’s

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Monday 22-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank overall
😐 / 🙁
BUT
Yesterday and Saturday last (especially and as reported) were good days
🙂

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

SUB NOTE:

Maggie ?

MATCH SCORES:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

Those In Isolation:

See The Weekly Look Back for now.

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:49
Sun Set: 20:08

Ekadasi : Hindi’s

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2013 : WEEK 16:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 21-April-2013:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 21-April-2013:

4th after Easter

Krank continues, but, as/ yesterday it is a better example (so far) of the poorer ones.
(Work that one out !)
So, it is Sunday and it’s day-off day.
Bye-Bye ’till termorrer.

ALL SAID:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed-it ?
Final IT Tutorial on this one : We give you the case for the off-switch !
AND THAT IS ENOUGH OF THAT ONE !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:51
Sun Set: 20:06

Grounation Day : Rasta

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Saturday 20-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank.
A Late PS:
BUT
a ‘good day’ out of the muddy others usual of recent and did manage a day out to:
THE UK ANNUAL CARTOONISTS FAIR @ SHREWSBURY
Found:
Reet good. Highly recommended.
NB. It’s on for the full weekend : Go see termorrer
+
Next Year.

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Nowt yet

Let’s have another look at end of day.

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SUB NOTE:

Maggie who ?

MATCH SCORES:

Those In Isolation:

US Boston nonsense resolved.

So:
Who, if any, woz pulling the strings ?
Next ?

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:53
Sun Set: 20:05

Start Seed Rains Fortnight : Chink

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Friday 19-April-2013:

System Report:
Still krank

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Bugger-all new really,

but, But, BUT

! ROLPH HARRIS HAS SAVED THE DAY !

! See The Textuals !

David (bless) now back at ‘work’ after his lucky windfall of showbiz exposure of the week
(Which to give him full credit he did play-out with aplomb just as/ recommended in his nice new ‘Statesmanship For Dummies’ book he got from Tony at Christmas)
and in full bellicose ‘shaft the proles mood’ and hiding behind
the smoke&mirrors justification of his part self-built Zeitgeist of
‘Cut-Backs For All’
(But Dave & mates – OBVIOUSLY)
has announced to The House that there is to be
no more government finance for public highway projects as George
[George is Dave’s bestest mate (this week) and he uses one of those top-end Casio calculators which his dad gave him for his birthday and is the Hon Treasurer of The Upper Twats secret tuck fund – So shhhhhh and Shhhhhh and it’s our secret now and SHHHHHHHH OR I’ll make sure you’re in for a de-bagging from Boris behind the bike sheds after Evensong]
has told him that they need to pay more pennies back to those nice Jewish gentlemen in obscure places and
‘The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions’.

On hearing the news Paddy, and others diverse from the bottom of the trench,
have put in a bid for the supply of Good Intentions to David.

(Should this be in The Textuals also ?!)

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SUB NOTE:

Margaret who ?

MATCH SCORES:

Those In Isolation:

Nowt new.

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:55
Sun Set: 20:03

Rama Navami : Hindi’s

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Thursday 18-April-2013:

System Report:
Krank again (fuckin’ derelict !)

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Bugger-all of note has come-off today.
Well, always look on the bright side
and
Thank fuck for that if it’s going to be anything like the recents !
So:
Let’s put it to WIP.
&
<TBC>

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

SUB NOTE:

UK Rolling News IT Rolling Tutorial:
We AGAIN & STILL give you the case for the off-switch !
(Just how long can they keep flogging the dead horse ?!)

MATCH SCORES:

As/ above:

Carrier Pigeon late.

Come back later

Those in Isolation:

ref The US Wacco Plant Tragedy:
A perverse but felt view:
Do hope it is ‘a natural accident’ (?)
AND NOT
A Mk.II of the Boston mess.

Our sincerest of sympathies are extended to all those damaged in both tragedies.

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:57
Sun Set: 20:01

Medicine Buddha Day : Tib Buds
Gurus various day : Sikh

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Wednesday 17-April-2013:

Krank again, but not quite as bad as the Party Girl below !

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

1: The Maggie Show hits Town !
Oh well, if you’ve got to go, might as well do it in style !
Now who the fuck was the daughter talking to on her moby ?
Last minute attempt to get her through the Pearly Gates ? ! ? ! ? !

Good-Bye Maggie, wot a wonderful tool for the puppet masters you were !

2: Bugger All Else that they’ve let us know about !

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SUB NOTE:
IT Tutorial : We again give you the case for the off-switch !

MATCH SCORES:

UK Establishment Show : 69
Oiks Without Access To Mass Media Distribution On Which They Ride : 0

Those in Isolation:

WIP.

<TBC>

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 05:59
Sun Set: 20:00

Vasanti Durgu Puja : Hindi

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AM Tuesday 16-April-2013:

Krank again, but we again put forward a small offering of light diversion below to show willing (Eeee, bah gum, aren’t I a trouper ? – etc):

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

1:
ref Yesterdays observation on UK local politics:

‘UK Local Authority Elections are in progress around the realm to elect local councillors and are to continue over the next month or so.
The Great White Hope, mssrs UKIP, continue to come 2nd / close
in the results for control majorities on the councils (eg At Crewe).
Point Of This: Those results continue to be unpublished in the UK main press
(or at least if they are noted anywhere, they’re well buried ‘cos we haven’t spotted them)‘

Update:
Since the pub’ of above, we have from a UKIP member,
a total body-count of UKIP candidates entering the hustings:
To date: x 1727 off.

2:
ref Today’s (!) observation on UK Interplanetary Politics:
ref Alien Contact:
ref BBC Radio 4 piece of ~08.45hrs today:
Assumptive declarations many of WHEN we make contact with ‘ye aliens’
made by bods of the piece.
ie Whole pitch of piece was such as to ease the idea in as established.

STOP PRESS
Addendum to Above : Alien II (!):

ref BBC Radio 4 piece of 11.30<->12.00hrs today:
ref Microbes and The Human Condition:
Well worth a listen.
Multiple refs to the well known mantra ‘We’re all bugs and full of them’ type theme as a base-line to the piece.
Further to that:
Multiple refs to the acknowledgement of space born microbes landing on Earth,
+
The obvious refs to space born nasties (ye pathogens etc) infecting us
AND
the poss that life on Earth was so seeded,
ALSO
Multiple refs to time-lines and advancement of civilisation(s)

Bot Line:
Most script/said on the prog presented as asserted facts.

View From The Chipped Saucer:
We don’t think Ye BBC have stolen the Project Camelot fire quite yet !
but, But, BUT . . . ……
Prepare for a rolling prog of ‘revelations’* to be slipped into the UK + World
general ‘National Consciousness’ as that is the way ye wind is blowing
as the seemingly unstoppable wave of naughty usurping proles various keep probing and asking why ?
Ergo it doth appear Aunty BEEB is doing her best for her HMG string pullers to let the cat out of the bag at a controlled rate
no doubt done so in order to accustom The Daily Mail Readers to The New Order.
(And no doubt take the credit at the final act !)
So, we shall hear, if not see, wot we are about to be told.
Oh, and ET before I forget,
about this bloody BT phone bill . . . …… !

Your Spaced-Out Correspondent:
Ret Rorocket.

*From The combined of Book of Job+Jeremiah.

MATCH SCORES:

UK Established Media Swamping Machine : 1
Home Country Interest Item Publication : 0

View From The Dug-Out:
SNAFU.
Old, Buffy*, :

*Ta Eye

Those in Isolation:

ref USA Boston Marathon Bomb Atrocity of last night.
Many peoples lives fucked-over proper.
Have-A-Banana does presidential thingy’s by pledging to get to the bot of it and
‘bring the perpetrators to justice’ (naturalle)
and let us hope he does,
and does so to public scrutiny.
(That last note is more in hope than . . . ….. etc)
NB.
Dear Have-A-Banana,
‘9/11’ event type analysis from disparate sources various is yet to come,
BUT IT WILL.
(Boldly going to find who are the players. ie Where no apparatchik dares to comment )
~
Enough said.
OUR SINCERE CONDOLENCES AND SYMPATHIES
ARE EXTENDED TO
THE VICTIMS FAMILIES AND TO THE SURVIVING INJURED.

That said, we now note ye UK media ‘blanket concentration’ on this topic also . . . ……
Any correlation with The Home Service piece above ?

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SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We again give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:02
Sun Set: 19:58

Gurus various day : Sikh

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AM Monday 15-April-2013:

Krank again, but we put forward a small offering of light diversion below to show willing:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

UK Local Authority Elections are in progress around the realm to elect local councillors and are to continue over the next month or so.
The Great White Hope, mssrs UKIP, continue to come 2nd / close
in the results for control majorities on the councils (eg At Crewe).
Point Of This: Those results continue to be unpublished in the UK main press
(or at least if they are noted anywhere, they’re well buried ‘cos we haven’t spotted them)

MATCH SCORES:

Haven’t mithered with this asspect for a bit.
As/ the weekly piece-ette of today, we note that the match between
Parliamentarian Wanderers v The Totalitarians X Team (Met Plebs Fiver A Side Champs)
remains under stewards enquiry.

View From The Vac:
It’s been like that for a bit,
and there’s a rather large UK media feeding frenzy on at the mo’ which means the carpet of obfuscation is lifted to make room for their current favourite and they then have opportunity to sweep such minor embarrassments as ‘Plebgate’ clean away from the limelight.
Or am I just getting old and cynical ?

So, as/ previous, it’s to be regarded as sub-judice : Let’s just see wot comes
BUT : LET’S NOT FORGET.

Old, scrubber, :

Those in Isolation:

As/ previous, Kim Il Thingy of North Korea continues to take centre stage for the overseas show.
(See the weekly for further)
That said, we note ye UK media ‘blanket concentration’ on this topic also . . . ……
Any correlation with The Home Service piece above ?

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SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We again give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:04
Sun Set: 19:56

Bengali New Year : Hindi’s

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2013 : WEEK 15:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 14-April-2013:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 14-April-2013:

3rd of Easter

As/ last : Krank as/ last, and, it is shutted-down-day anyway.

ALL SAID:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:06
Sun Set: 19:55

Vaisakhi : Sikh
Guru Nanak Dev BD. : Sikh
Tamil New Year : Hindu
Bangal New Year : Hindi’s

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Saturday 13-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Proper Today

🙁

SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:08
Sun Set: 19:53

Vaisakhi (New Year) : Hindi’s
Songkran : Thai Buds
Yom Hazikaron : Yids

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Friday 12-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Proper Today

🙁

SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:10
Sun Set: 19:51

No piss-ups known

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Thursday 11-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Proper Today

🙁

SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:12
Sun Set: 19:50

Lunar New Year : Hindis

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Wednesday 10-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Proper Today

🙁

SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:15
Sun Set: 19:48

Shakyamuni Buddha : Tib Buds

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Tuesday 09-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Proper Today

🙁

SUB NOTE:
By the way, did you know Maggie T’s jossed it ?
IT Tutorial : We give you the case for the off-switch !

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:17
Sun Set: 19:46

Rosh Hodish : Yids

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Monday 08-April-2013:

Manna from Heaven : The Good Lord has provided !

Just when we were on us bum with the latest round of lurgy !
Just a few of
The Thatcher Texts
to send the old girl off in style
(Full listing to date of those sent to us to the Textuals Page)

Margaret Hilda Thatcher
b: 13-10-1925.    at Grantham, Lincolnshire.
d: 08-04-2013.    at Piccadilly, London.
Sadly missed:
12-10-1984.    at Brighton, Sussex.

Good Bye Iron Lady
Rust In Piece

Let The Bells Ring Forth !
Let Rejoicing Flow Throughout The Land !
Following a protracted period of ill-health Margaret Thatchers condition
has been described as ‘satisfactory’ by the last NHS doctor to attend her.

Margaret who ?
I’m sorry, I’ve forgotten your name.
Belle Grano. (Mrs)
:-|

nb
We’re still krank so it’ll be intermittent service for the immediately foreseeable future

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:19
Sun Set: 19:45

Madhukrishna Trayodasi : Hindi
Hanamatsuri : Japs
Chakri Day Holiday : Thai

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2013 : WEEK 14:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 07-April-2013:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 07-April-2013:

2nd of Easter

None / Nul / Nowt : Krank continues and it is shut-day anyway.

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:21
Sun Set: 19:43

Annunciation : Christo Orthodox
Yom HaShoah : Yids

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Saturday 06-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Today

🙁

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:24
Sun Set: 19:41

Ekadasi : Hindi
Chakri Day : Thai

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Friday 05-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Today

🙁

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:26
Sun Set: 19:40

No piss-ups known

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Thursday 04-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Today

🙁

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:28
Sun Set: 19:38

Qing Ming : Pure Brightness Fortnight : Chink
Magna Mater : Old Wop

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Wednesday 03-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Today

🙁

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:30
Sun Set: 19:36

No piss-ups known

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Tuesday 02-April-2013:

Krank again

:-(

No Copy Today

🙁

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:33
Sun Set: 19:35

Sizdah Bedar : Persian

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Monday 01-APRIL-2013:

Easter Monday

Well UK snow of the winter appears over,
and the non-existent snow plough of fate doesn’t have to shift the white blanket of doom – etc
UK appears to have got away with it this year !
but, But, BUT, NEXT ?!

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:35
Sun Set: 19:33

Easter Monday : Christo’s std
Fortuna Virilis : Old Wop
(All Fools Day)

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2013 : WEEK 13:

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 31-March-2013:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 31-March-2013:

Easter Sunday is day off day like any other Sunday

Notables of The Day:

To BST:

Sun Rise: 06:37
Sun Set: 19:31

Easter Sunday : Christo’s std

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Saturday 30-March-2013:

Easter Saturday

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

They’ve all buggered-off for the weekend !

MATCH SCORES:

Let’s see wot comes

Open just one of your Easter Eggs in the interim

Those in Isolation:

Kim Il, (take the cough mixture and wrap-up warm son you’ll be allright in the morning), thingy of North Korea is sabre rattling in the extreme at the mo’.

The united bang-sticks, or even the individual ones of the surrounding players various, are more than sufficient to send him and his starved empire to bo-bo’s permanently.

So, who pulleth Fat Kim’s strings and wot is the agenda ?

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:39
Sun Set: 18:30

Easter Saturday / Easter Eve : Christos

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

GOOD FRIDAY 29-March-2013:

NOWT – IT IS GOOD FRIDAY

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:42
Sun Set: 18:28

AS/ ABOVE : GOOD FRIDAY : Christo’s std

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Thursday 28-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

HM’s finest continue with anti-UKIP measures in a valiant catch-up effort.
The lady Terressa May (who does Home Sec impressions)
(or not depending on which cause is being espoused at the mo’)
has gone for The UK Border Agency declaring them ‘not fit for purpose’.
We dispute that.
They’ve let millions of Johnny Foreigner in and are continuing to do so which was just wot the were set up for.
(A toothless sieve to mix the metaphors but illustrate the point)
A front of nonsense to appease the PC brigade and The EU string pullers.
It appears nobody told them that last years edicts about:
‘All ecumenical hands across the water /
We’re all in this together /
Helping poor asylum seekers /
Look at me I’m an International Statesman type David just like Uncle Tony – etc’
(See press pubs + Tory Party press releases of just a few months back)
are now all old hat and things need to be turned round against
The Great White Menace, UKIP
before what’s left of the Party Unfaithful decide they’ve had enough of the bollocks
and fuck-off to cross the floor to St Nige’s pronounced points fixed.

An extract from that esteamed UK rag The Daily Mirror of 17-03-13:
‘Tory voters have given George Osborne a huge no confidence vote on the eve of his crucial Budget.
Thousands are flocking to the UK Independence Party, boosting its support to a record high.
And voters’ faith in Conservative-driven economic policies has plunged to its lowest level since the 2010 election.
The Sunday Mirror/ComRes poll will increase clamour from Tory MPs who want the Chancellor sacked.
It shows Nigel Farage’s UKIP have a 17 per cent share of the vote –
the highest since ComRes first polled voting intentions in 2004.
Labour has stretched its five-point lead over the Conservatives to nine at 37 per cent,
with the Tories down three on 28. The Lib Dems are up a single point on nine’

View From The Editorial Sweetie:
The above of The Mirror and others could be ripped-up and discarded for lack of specifics
BUT
You’ve only got to look about the other UK Press of recent and they’re all saying the same / ~ near.
Conclusion:
The figures are ill-defined, not referenced and generally unsubstantiated
BUT
That’s the market at least The Mirror caters for
and
They, with the rest of the newspapers in concert, all point the same way.
St Nige has supped with Devil t’other week.
Spring/ Summer General Election mi-thinks.
Old :

MATCH SCORES:

No report today

Those in Isolation:

Just stay there

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:44
Sun Set: 18:26

Maundy Thursday : Christos
Holi : Hindis
Hola Mohalla : Sikh

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Wednesday 27-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

As/ previous, Ed remains part u/s.
(To ~ 60% knackered now)

ODA production continues to resume slowly and hopefully, surely.
Minor observations to date:
From yesterday: ‘A Mr Milliwatt MkII is to jack’
Further Today: ‘He is to follow his heart and work for a charity in New York USA.’

View From Ground Zero:
Where is Tony hiding in this one ?
Old :

MATCH SCORES:

None for today

Those in Isolation:

Nowt for today

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:46
Sun Set: 18:25

Spring Equinox Full Moon
Amitabha Buddha : Tib Buds
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Tuesday 26-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

As/ previous, Ed remains part u/s. (But getting better : to ~ 66% buggered now)

ODA Production is resuming slowly and hopefully, surely.
Minor observations:

News From Ye House:
A Mr Milliwatt MkII is to jack.
A South Shields constituency is to be put to bi-election.
A Mr Farage MkI weepeth not !

MATCH SCORES:

See below !

Those in Isolation:

Der V Reich is playing with its Cypriot trial game.

The Russians are not pleased.

The Turks are remarkably quiet to date !

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:48
Sun Set: 18:23

Khordad Sal : Fasi Zoastrian

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Monday 25-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Again, Ed remains 3 parts u/s.

We’re re-starting production slowly and hopefully, surely.

In the interim, for some dim illumination, See The Weekly Look-Back

MATCH SCORES:

ditto

Those in Isolation:

ref Ye Eurinal Crises:
ref Cyprus & Ye Russian Beer Vouchers there deposited:
Arl bet thee etc:

1: By the time Angela&Mob comes a-knocking,
ALL the Russian beer vouchers will be found to have been already removed by the owners.

2: The gas pressure will drop in Berlin !
(Stock up on Calor now Angela !)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:51
Sun Set: 18:21

Lady Day : Christos
Passover : Yids

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 24-March-2013:

2013 : WEEK 12:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 24-March-2013:

Bin ‘off-line’; an explanatory of interim:

Bin poorly. Lurgy* hast returneth with a vengeance.

(*’WC&D as/ usual’, as my dear lady would have it)

Normal service to be resumed ASAP.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 05:53
Sun Set: 18:20

Palm Sunday : Christo’s std Orthodoxy Sunday : Christo’s Orthodox (would you believe ?!)

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 27-March-2013:

2013 : WEEK 11:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

UK Press v HMG.

Dave, The Head Sideline&Balls Boy is flagging-up all sorts at the mo’.
To date, it’s looking as though with
The Gt Ref Brenda’s decision
is where it’s going to rest.

View From The Galley:
RTFM.
If they, the ‘players’ of all sides, read wot Mr Levinson ‘actually’ wrote,
then digested it through due consideration,
instead of reverting to type (sic sic !),
‘firing from the hip’ and ‘verballing it up’ to their own ends perceived,
THEN,
we might go forward.

Remember The Old Press Adage Everyone : Composing Rules !

Old :
( Cleared for pub : P. Dantic. )

Those in Isolation:

Vatican Times (again):

White Smoke = Head gasket gone.
So,
It’s Frank I Pontificate Time
(Feel free to party if you feel the need)

Would you like a cup of tea ?
Our Vatican Correspondent : Mrs Doyle
(Father Jack is indisposed)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Pick-Up A Penguin Times:
Ye Elements of Future Foreign Adventures as they might affect
UK and one of HM’s Southerly Dominions.
Our Argentinian Correspondent, Ray F. Bentos, reports the mood of the factions:

Argentinian Government:
Sabre rattling quite strongly at the mo’ for Take-Over Attempt II of recent times on
The Falklands / Nearest Argy Equivalent Label.

Argentinian Nazi’s:
Fuck-all really – You’re really not supposed to know we’re here. (In Deutsch)

Nazi’s of The Antarctic:
Fuck-all as usual – We’re definitely not here. (In Deutsch)
(Could you take Hr Benni’s leaving card and presi with you Ray ?
Adolf II and the lads have had a whip round)

The Not Benny’s (but for x3) at The Other Poll of The Week:
Fuck-Off Argentina. (And don’t cry).

Vatican Assembly:
Have one of these to applaud,
but we’re not telling you which way he’ll swing on the above.

So, now it’s:
Join.The.Dots.Up.Time
kiddies.
A tin of Corned Dog for the best picture painted.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:16
Sun Set: 18:03

Guruship of Guru Har Rai : Sikh

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AM Wednesday 13-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

As/ usual : It’s only the depth that varies . . . ……

So, let’s not drink to that even though it looks as though David&Co has had to back-off from high pricing of alcohol due to pressures from the alcohol industry lobby.
So, let’s see who gets the consultancies when the time has come to walk from Westminster
and
PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE HOME-BREW INDUSTRY QUICK !

The View From Outside The Bar:
It ain’t any use comparing The Brits with The Continentals and hoping the first will adopt the drinking habits of the second:
The Brits, as a basket of consideration, will drink when they get chance.
Best way forward, in our most humble opinion, is to make thems that over-indulge responsible for their own excesses and treat alcoholism as a self-inflicted injury which should be paid for by the ‘inflicter’.
Old, TT, :

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MATCH SCORES:

Those in Isolation:

Russia <-> UK diplomatic relations rocky.
Carruthers is raising both eyebrows.
Their Boris’s are getting naughty again and being unpleasant to us on their home piste and diverse places other (quite apart from wot they are also doing to other people).
So;
Wot to do; send ours ?

~

Vatican Times:

Black Smoke = Emission limits being exceeded.

~

Minor Matters:

The Beginning of Life on Earth

‘Invasion of the Hystrichospheres’

By:
Iain Thomson.
First Posting Known: Science Mag
Monday 11-March-2013.

‘Invaders from an unknown planet entered Earth’s atmosphere on December 29 last year, riding in a fiery comet that burst 10km above Sri Lanka.
Before Hollywood gears up for an orgy of CGI and bad plot lines, it should be pointed out that the invaders in question are microscopically small and flash-frozen – but the discovery could help explain how life started on this planet.
The comet appeared as a yellow and green fireball over the Indian Ocean island’s province of Polonnaruwa. Ominously, police reported injuries from burns and a strong smell coming from the remains. One woman collapsed and was taken to hospital after inhaling the fumes, and samples were collected and shipped off to the capital, Colombo (also the former home of Arthur C. Clarke), for analysis.
Of the 268 samples sent to Colombo, however, only three bore the hallmarks of a comet – the rest turned out to be terrestrial rocks, masonry, or industrial slag. These likely fragments were then sent to Cardiff University for examination under a scanning electron microscope, where researchers picked one for further analysis.
What they found under the microscope was a complex, thick-walled microfossil 100nm wide that bears similarities to a form of dinoflagellate plankton here on Earth.
Further testing, however, showed it is almost certainly not from this planet.’

+
SEVERAL (VERY CLEAR AND DETAILED) PICTURES OF MICROBIAL THINGIES

Source to Us: The Register online mag.
Date of Pub: Tuesday 12-March-2013.

View From The Petri Dish:
‘We are not alone’ is the message of the above.
On the assumption that it isn’t a put-up scam/ stunt etc, or even a simple mix-up of samples,
to expand further here on the evidence is to discuss ‘How many angels on the pinhead’ etc
Main Media Coverage of Above:
Bugger-all we’ve seen to date.
So;
In the meanwhile the daring-do’s of the current Mars rover, Curiosity, is being followed avidly by The Daily Prole, but the above not at all by the same.
Q: Anything to do with current events on Rome, we ponder . . . ………………
? ? ? ? ? ?
Your Science Correspondent:
Mike R. O’Scope.

<TBC>

(No Doubt)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:18
Sun Set: 18:01

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AM Tuesday 12-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

As/ usual : It’s only the depth that varies . . . ………………

ref UK Social Housing : Let It Be:

After the predictable has happened . . . ………………

ref Government Subsidised Rent Payment Arrangements Change:

The current (Tory) Something Cabinet Something of Wot A State
who is responsible for the change of procedure in paying state subsidised rents directly to dependent Tenants; not as/ previous practice of paying directly to Landlord where Landlord elects for direct payment, (not many Landlord hands left down there !),
stated as part of his fast talking verbal stream on the BBC Radio 4 steam wireless 13.00hrs News Broadcast today:
‘We’re helping Tenants to get IT experience’

And just which planet is he taking about ?

Oh, forgot to mention:
A.N. Other Government Dept is reporting record rent arrears from above class of Tenant.

MATCH SCORES:

Awaiting Pies

Those in Isolation:

A Medical Global Common so we’ll note it here:

Yet another most definite assertion that profligate use of antibiotics (et al) is causing a decrease in their effectiveness due to the (obvious), catch-up by ye enemy : ye bugs of prob.
Might we call for back to nature and a focus on the co-development of the natural antibiotics?
Will we be heard ?

Vatican Times:
So Cardinal Puff & Friends have finally convened:
It’s heads down and arse up time lads at 16.30hrs local time today.
Personally we’re glad its all in private.
Do As The Romans Do ?
We think not .

😐

Wonder who the aliens will put up for the best frock this time ?

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:20
Sun Set: 17:59

Planting Day : Chink

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AM Monday 11-March-2013:

Matters Of Wot A State We’re In:

Item 1: The Parliamentary Trumpets Sound A Familiar Tune:
UK Governmental Institutions a-many continue to rip selves up with
‘Sustainable Development’.
A not very new clarion call but one of so many aspects and facets that the wordage volume of ‘War and Peace’ would not cover the ins and outs of that cats rectum.
The periodic ‘throw that one out as they’ll all give it attention’ we feel is without doubt being done as a smoke screen of diversion from the main point in most peoples minds.
(Which is of course, where does the next crust come from ?)

ie.
Just another diversion to deflect attention of the populace from their main concerns.

Item 2: So with The LibDems fracking* (as they say these days in funkyland)
and David’s people wobbly around The Shires (and diverse places other),
wot better than to hedge your last risky 2/- wager with Paddy Power on
Tony for Pope
(1000:1 – Just might not come in that one)
with a moderate 10/6d on a snap General Erection in The Spring ?
Nothing announced as yet but ~1:1 we think would be fair odds
(Don’t forget to pay yer tax up front at placing)

*Oh, not heard yet ?
LibDem Party Conference News:
A lady Parliamentary Candidate stood up at the LibDem Conf during the weekend past and told Cleggy where to stick his job.
🙂
(Being a lady – In best Parliamentarese)

> And before you say it, no doubt their Whips did then run around in gay abandon ! 🙂 <

To Business:

The Over/Underview From The Despatching Box:
And all done at a very delicate time for CleggCo as we all know.
So . . . ……
Now, to Q Time, with no doubt no A’s coming forward:
1: She a genuine ?
2: She an awakened sleeping plant ?
3: If 2: Who placethed and runneth Ye Lady ?
Old, spooky, :

MATCH SCORES:

Rally Drivers Mixed Crew Trophy Final:

Right Price and Huhne Old Contemptibles : 0
Robo Traffic Cop : 1

Rematch not imminent.

Those in Isolation:

No piss-ups known

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Friday 08-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Reports of Nige Farrage, The Great White Hope, having trough with the lowest of life, journalists, are coming forward.
Would dear Nige really stoop that low as to fork about with press barons
or is it all pie in the Sky ?
That the groping hand of The Murdoch Machine would be reaching out to get it’s lost grip back is predictable and the getting of a claw into UKIP will be part thereof,
it must be pointed out that UKIP is founded on unmoving standards the prime of which is:
‘Wotever is in the UKIP manifesto get’s done as/ when UKIP is elected’
Do hope the lad Nige hasn’t sold his soul and can continue without compromise,
AS THAT IS WOT UKIP STANDS FOR.

MATCH SCORES:

No results

Those in Isolation:

We post here as/ Textual Relations of the day:

If you’re betting on who the next Pope will be,
Paddy Power Bookmakers are offering 1000:1 on Tony Blair !
(sic)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:29
Sun Set: 17:52

Ekadisi : Hindu

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Thursday 07-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

RBS confusers at it again !
ATM’s etc down and doing funny things to punters a/cs !
We’ve been here before, but not when our glorious leaders are trying to flog the thing off to the greater world.
Oh well, polish it well and throw in more public money and it’ll go
(To the asset strippers !)

MATCH SCORES:

The Elektra Extended Range Driving Trophy

Plods : 2

Political Wanders : 0

Those in Isolation:

A Mr Chavez of somewhere in South America (past Stalybridge) has jossed it.

Long live Mr C.

A Mr Chavez is to be stuffed and mounted for their proles to worship.

Not to our taste but, . . . ………… Tony, where are you . . . ……………… ?!

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:31
Sun Set: 17:51

Kajeng-Keliwon : Balinese

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Wednesday 06-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Item 1: ‘Hotly’ (if you cook it proper) following on Burgergate : A Processed Meat Scare !
Well that’ll keep us all occupied and our tiny minds off matters politic / fiscal !

Item 2: Absolutely unconnected ( ! ? ! ? ! ? ) a hue and cry (without the Tally Ho !)
is being shouted over the growing wild deer population especially in the South of England !

Uncle CIAM will be proud !

So . . . ……
Put wotever connections you deem fit between the two totally unconnected snippets above
and
Bambi Burgers all round ! ! ! ! ! !

MATCH SCORES:

No results

Those in Isolation:

Irryating Problems:

Revolting tales of the revolting treatment of the revolting people revolting against the really revolting coming back from Middle East.
NB.
The really revolting put in place and maintained by Uncle CIAM & Co & minor sub-contractors (UK).
A very oily business in deed.
14 Pints A Night to send some blankets.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:34
Sun Set: 17:49

Buda-Cemeng : Balinese

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Tuesday 05-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Trouble in The House:

UK, UK, UK:
LIB : Cable says spend on housing.
CON : Ossy says no.
ODA : Noted:
Much push to get the HS2 Rail Scheme going though !
(Consultancies all round when this train we’re on hits the buffers lads)

Labour Party:
Says sorry over doing so badly in recent Eastleigh bi-election.
ODA:
Who the fuck gives a shit ?
We feel we’ll be seeing yet another metamorphosis of face and a bit of general re-branding coming on,
for, is it not written in The Book of Bullshit (Ch I V.1):
And yea, will The Worshipful Companies of Spivs and their associated think-tank factories of Good Olde England wax lyrical on the next round of puffs.
And will not Tarquin earn his crust by the sweat of his Laboured brow ?
And will . . . ………………
(contd Page 95 – Ta again Eye)

MATCH SCORES:

Pigeon lost

Those in Isolation:

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:36
Sun Set: 17:47

Ploiaphesia : Those that walk like
St Piran’s Day : Christos (Cornwall especially, moi luver)
Start of Excited Insects Fortnight : Chinks

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Monday 04-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Parliamentary:
Whitehall Tails:
The rumblings are a rumbling around the corridors and back-rooms as the ramifications of last week’s Eastleigh bi-election sink in and the ruminations continue and appear to be set to do so into the distant future by the really rum ones who run the rum front ones – etc
(I feel a quick poetry session coming on me)
To not digress into the long grass of rambling and to . . . ………………

STOBBIT !
Old :

Thank you Ed for the spanking.
To get back to the straight and narrow*:
The prob of the election of a party who won’t deviate from wanting to be elected on the promise that they’ll do as/ manifesto is a fright’ner that won’t go away for the slipperies who dance for The City.
Our Whitehall Correspondent:
Polly Ticks.

(*Which I DO KNOW is unlike my chosen subject)

MATCH SCORES:

The Empty Cup:

Desperate Entrenched BullShitting Wanderers: 000000000000000000 (etc)
New Boys on The Block Stalwarts United: 1

The Government has really got The Daily Mail Dog (The Shitzup) wandering the corridors now !
‘The long-promised cheap finance for UK Small / Medium Enterprises (SME’s) businesses is to be made to come forward and the monies are to be made available for those end users for whom it is intended’
(/ Nearest metric equivalent)
by
Our Dave (bless) & The Lad Ossy this morning.
Now . . . ………………..
The UK Banks have been sitting on lending spreads of ~6<->10% & > over BoE BR* and laughing for a long time now.
Meanwhile they’ve been funding their asset-stripping mates through the back door are still doing so.
Does anyone outside the blessed circle seriously expect them to want change ?
They’re grumbling and will continue to do so, but that is the way of them.
(‘The Farmers View’ at all times !)
Meanwhile they continue to take their subsidies, make their profits and feather their own nests.
Summary Conclusion to above to date:
We sincerely doubt that much of the Government money will ever get to the intended recipients through the conduit of spivs it has to pass.
Further, much will be diverted to above favourites by them posing as new SME’s.

Alternatively, and we consider it of a very high probability, the little big bankers could let the lot flow all at once and they and their mates could reap the profits of the consequent inflation by unloading the pre-bought goodies at the new inflated prices.

And so it goes on.

See the ODA Predictions Page for our warnings of previous.

*READ:
BoE BR = Bank of England Base Rate

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Summary Conclusion For All Of This:

Only when the clear glasses replace the rose coloured at present being worn by the electorate at large,
THEN, AND ONLY THEN,
WILL
THE TRUE VIEW AND ANALYSIS OF JUST
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
AND
WHO HAS DONE IT WILL BE SEEN.

MATCH SCORES – Other Grounds:

Low cloud obscuring semaphore

Those in Isolation:

It’s the Kenyan elections (again – JUST):

I must be getting old.

Can remember the first, AND the unpleasantness preceding.

Do hope there’s no repeat.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:38
Sun Set: 17:45

No piss-ups known

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OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 03-March-2013:

2013 : WEEK 9:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SUNDAY 03-March-2013:

Sundays = No Copy proper

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:40
Sun Set: 17:44

Hinamatsuri : Japs

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AM Saturday 02-March-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

The UK Dead Parrots’ Sketch Act II:
Following the Eastleigh by-election results of yesterday the main party leaders and their frontmen have come out to the general media to say predictable words of mitigation for their cases particular
(Something along the lines of: ‘A Big Boy did it and won’t run away’)
David, (bless), has come out with a wheeze to appease Disgusted of Tumbridge Wells by getting rid of at least part of The Human Rights Act as dictated by Brussels Law.
( Wonder if he’s ever thought of doing it the easy way and leaving the EU ? )
So, as The Daily Mail Dog (The Shitzup) is now roaming the corridors of Westminster and gently weeing up the legs of the great and the the questionable within;
OH WOE IS UZ, is the mood of high table tonight,
and for a good while longer too we venture.

So, time to get the directorships and consultancies out for Nigel ?
Something along the lines of    . . . ……
V.1:
Nigel mi boy, you know how South America is coming forward these days.
We and    bPee / b&t / ISeeI / etc    need a man in Rio Tinto.
How do you fancy a nice little number with lots of paid-up prefs up the Orinoco ?
You’ll find the climate agreeable as it’s all air-conned these days and Ludvig from WV will meet you at the airport and give you a letter of intro to his uncle Heinz in Paraguay who’s been there since the war, who’ll give you an intro to people who really count back in Geneva, who will   . . . …….
Nigel mi boy, welcome to Das Klub,
I knew you’d see it our way eventually.

V.2:
Fuck Off.
Nige.
X.

MATCH SCORES:

As/ last and above

Those in Isolation:

Their attentions now focussed on watching The English League

See above !

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:42
Sun Set: 17:42

Start of Month of Fast : Bahai

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PM Friday 01-MARCH-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

From the 13.00hrs News on The BBC Steam Wireless
(Thank you Wallace Greenslade)
Wot we were waiting for:

! CONGRATULATIONS NIGE !
! IT’S GETTING VERY NEAR TIME TO R&R !

So, to those who won’t join in the game and who complain from afar about the general standard of play of all the main teams who rule the league,
in short:
You stay a-kip if you want to,
UKIP if you want to come out of this nose dive.

MATCH SCORES:

Old Style Football Tournament (Multiple teams on the field)
From the above:
ref The UK Bi-Election of Point Cup:

There were x14 candidate teams in the Eastleigh Hampshire match yesterday of which The Main Team Favourites of
Conservative + Labour + LibDems
were very nearly pipped at the post by the outsider UKIP.

Scoring Order:
01: LibDems : 13,342
02: UKIP : 11,571
03: Cons : 10,559
04: Labour : 4,088
05: Independent : 768
06: National Health Action : 392
07: Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party : 235 🙂
08: Proclaiming Christ’s Lordship Party : 163
09: Monster Raving Loony William Hill Party : 136
10: Peace Party : 128
11: Elvis Loves Pets Party : 72
12: English Democrats Putting England First Party : 70
13: Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts : 62
14: Wessex Regionalists : 30

(There were x90 spoilt ballots)

LibDem majority : 1,771
Electorate : 79,004
Turnout : 41,616
(52.68% : Down 16.61% on last election of 2010)

Stats Confirmed (Dr2) : AM Saturday 02-March-2013.

View From The Dug-Out:
And just how many of ‘The Rest’ of the teams (but for No 7 obviously !);
‘The Minor Parties’
were put up as spoilers for the vote,
AND
by whom ?*
Old, on me ‘ed mate, :

*? – No chance of that ever being confirmed

Those in Isolation:

Sud Afrikan Nues:
Calling for a taxi is not recommended.
<TBC>
Most, most, most unfortunately.
Will none of the right minded people there sort that mess out ?
! ACH PLEEEEZ DADDY !

Again we regrettably and respectfully remind you to remember the ODA adage:
‘Give cowboys guns and they’ll let them off’

(And, as always when we quote the immediate above,
we respectfully apologise to the ‘real thing cowboys’ for the sleight,
but do remind them that that is what spivs*** do to your image)
***In your case – ‘Hollywood’

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:45
Sun Set: 17:40

St Davids Day : Christos
Oggy Oggy Oggy to all our readers in Shadwell Land
(Have you seen the new Fish-Eyed Lens Camera from Aberystwyth ?
Go to You Tube : Shadwell lives !)

We digress:
Matrionalia : Roman

AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

! IT’S BEER DAY ! : Icelandic

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Thursday 28-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Some boys and girls in Brussels has decided the little ‘Bankers’ bonuses are too big for them.
Our Dave has decided the little ‘Bankers’ bonuses are too big for them too and wants some moderation by limiting bonuses to not more than annual salary.
Dave is very worried that if the boys and girls in Brussels get their way all the little bankers will go away.
Dave hasn’t considered that annual salaries might just rise, but that’s our David, bless.
Boris is not only worried, he’s outraged and declares he’ll be very lonely if ye bonuses are cut as all his mates will fuck-off on Ryan Air to somewhere where they can get more beer-vouchers.

All Our City Correspondents write in unison:

As you are dealing with the greasiest, bluffing, shape-shifting, immoral spivs on the planet,
(and prob beyond)
(No arguments; Easily proved as that’s what they do for a living ergo they must be)
the only way to deal with them is to unilaterally ban them.
To replace:
Back to where we started:
Societies which are there to help their members – only.

Ann Alysis.
O. N. The-Next-Bubble.
S. Lippery.

MATCH SCORES:

Half Time Score

North Korean Home Boys: 2
Yanky Wanderers: 0

(Winner to meet Accrington Stanley at Wembley)

Those in Isolation:

Vatican Times:
Under the glare of the worlds’ main media publicity which continues unabated:
Hr Pope has said his finals to his home-boys, hopped on a passing helicopter and gone into retirement.
Usual wailing and gnashing of teeth from the poor bereft of a Pontiff accompanying the show.
‘Eeee ‘e were wonderful ‘e were.
Always ‘ere for uz in the blitz.
Me Gt Aunty Nelly swore ‘e were a V1 pilot ‘e were’
etc
(In a Rockney accent)
[That continues for ~5min and then the Goldfishes attentions skip to the next incumbent]
The Vatican machinery grinds onto the appointment of the next.
The scandals various continue to bubble under the surface.
The parish churches remain largely empty but for parts of the world where it’s ‘the only show in town’
And the worlds’ main media publicity continues unabated.

Our Left-Footing Correspondent writes:
Would you like a cup of tea ?
Mrs Doyle.
(Father Jack is indisposed)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:47
Sun Set: 17:38

Again, no piss-ups known
( But the best one of the year is on tomorrow !)

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Wednesday 27-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Gas Prices to Rise AGAIN.
In the mean time the spivs of this particular racket are paying themselves and their string pullers multi £KK’s
(as is usual for situation of a sold-out country)
NB.
Bulgaria is revolting.
At a low level at the mo’,
but revolting
OVER GAS PRICES.

A Guatemalan Proverb:
The Rich have The Law.
The poor have nothing.

MATCH SCORES:

None received yet. (Packet boat stuck at locks)

Those in Isolation:

Tales of The Pyramids :
The balloon goes down in Egypt.
View From The Ground:
Well we can all snipe at the perception of the low standards general of the country general;
that usually done by most without knowledge of the incident particular and its similars of recent,
BUT,
Is it really a sensible design set-up to fire a fiery upended jet exhaust into a fabric envelope anyway ?
Me thinks the whole of the practice should have another coat of looking at.
Old (Biggles) :

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:49
Sun Set: 17:36

Again, no piss-ups known
( / We’re not invited again !)

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Tuesday 26-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Usual poo.

Did yer go to the match ?

MATCH SCORES:

Battle of The Sexless Cup:

LibDems Straight Boys Team: 0
LibDems Ladies Who Lunch on Political Correctness & All Gals Together ‘Till We Take Over Then We Can Squabble Proper & Carve It Up Between Us Club: 666

Re-Match on level playing-field being ordered by Ref .

Those in Isolation:

Peninsula Wars:
Oh deary, deary mama-mia me (in Wop).
T’would appear to all and sundry that Hr Pope (rtd)
has seen which way the wind is blowing with the latest of the now almost continuous series of shirtlifter scandals and all, but did he do same with today’s Wop election results coming out firmly in growing favour of ‘The Five Star Movement’ lead by Beppe Grillo,
wot with him, Big P, having a direct line to ‘The All-Seeing One’ (etc) ?
(NTS: Must go to church and have a quiet word on that one)

A short story short:
The stand-up comedy circuit in all countries has long been viewed by ‘The Watchers’ as:
1: A safety valve for the informed pissed-off.
(After all when they’ve got it off their chests they’ll do fuck-all as
they’ll forget as they’ve assuaged their anger,
or be too busy working,
or be totally fucked-over trying to find work)

2: A useful
‘Run it up the flagpole to see who salutes it’ catch-pit.
ie A ready-made concentration camp scenario for the apparatchiks to examine and
which can be used to garner info on those malcontents who might potentially cause unpleasantness to said Appy’s.
(Say by speaking truth + joining-up with others same etc)
Summary:
Bit like Rocky Horror but without the (GLORIOUS !) music, and without the same predictable total predominance of straight (non-‘gay’) people who don’t give a poo, attending.

NB
The predictable Appy infiltration of 5* has already been underway:
Beppe Grillo has already done a purge of those within ranks.
UKIP Nige would/will be proud of him !

The Explanatory – If you didn’t know:
The Five Star Movement (Movimento 5 Stelle / M5S),
originally known as Movement of National Liberation (Movimento di Liberazione Nazionale),
is an Italian political party launched by Beppe Grillo, a popular Wop comedian and blogger,
and Gianroberto Casaleggio on 4 October 2009.
It was and is, heavily dependant on www social media for its inception and being.
The party is populist, ecologist, and partially Eurosceptic.
It also advocates direct democracy and free access to the Internet, and condemns corruption.
The ‘Five Stars’ in the name is a reference to five issues championed by the movement:
Public Water, Sustainable Mobility, Development, Connectivity, and Environmentalism.

View From The Future Past (Ta ELO):
THE PROOF OF THE PUD IS IN THE EATING.
Head Cook & Bottle Washer Old :

<TBC>

(Hopefully not ad nauseam before constructive change takes place)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:51
Sun Set: 17:35

No piss-ups known
(Or at least we’re not invited !)

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Monday 25-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

WIP.

Come back soon

MATCH SCORES:

Awaiting reports
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Those in Isolation:

The Afghani Adventure Current:
ref The Afghani Governmental Army + Police Provisions present.
Reports of all kinds of naughtiness coming forward.
Most distinctly unpleasant.
Of concern most – Corruption and involvement with drugs trade, some hand in hand.
NB
As far as is known to date (and the ‘exacts’ change like the Brit weather):
Next year UK forces are to be withdrawn.
At 2015 US forces to be withdrawn.
In the interim:
Running-down and handover of areas to The Afghanis is continuing
+
The O&S of other countries contingents are to be wrapping-up their tents up and getting the trek-cart out.

(Don’t forget to turn yer sleeping-bags inside-out to air lads,
and let yer Mam know you’ll be wom fer tea)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:53
Sun Set: 17:33

Butter Lamp Fest : Tib Buds

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OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 24-February-2013:

2013 : WEEK 8:

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SUNDAY 24-February-2013:

OUT.

Notables of The Day.

Sun Rise: 06.55
Sun Set: 17.31

2nd Sunday in Lent : Cristo’s
Teng Chieh Lantern Festival : Chinks
Shushan Purim : Yids

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AM Saturday 23-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

A Ms Marta Andresen who apparently was a ‘top-table’ UKIP bod resigns from them to join the Conservatives.
Much publicity:
The Cons have got one over to them !
Much trumpeting of trumpets etc.
UKIP and their Hauptfurhrer Nige respectfully point out:
‘Andreesen has been member of other political parties previously but has resigned from every one to ‘cross the floor’ to opponents’
Nige declares her ‘impossible to work with’
Implications:
Garner your own but would appear Ms A might well be a general issue CIA planted op placed to fuck-up where posted, or poss just a normal arse – ?
(or both !)
UKIP continue to defer from blowing own trumpet too loudly concerning how many have, and continue to, cross the floor from all UK political parties to UKIP.

MATCH SCORES:

ref The Telephone Hacking Saga Cup
Re-Match:
Following the massive wipe-out victory by the Police in the initial match:
Plods: 101
Journos: 0
The News of World Journalist Neil Wallis has ‘gone public’ concerning his treatment by The Police during case investigations claiming heavy-handed investigation practice used by police on/to him and journalists other.
Basis of his arguments : ‘Proportionality’
Much in what he says if he not speak with forked tongue concerning details of police actions.

Half Time Scores:
Plods: 0
Journo’s: 0

Neigh pies have arrived and the Bovril remains sus.
We await kick-off of second half.

Those in Isolation:

Prem: English tourist win tour.

Other:

! STOP PRESS !

! SHOCK HORROR !

Vatican admits that the diaries lifted from Hr Pope’s study by his naughty butler contain a list of the members of a coterie of assorted shirtlifters ‘at the centre of the Vatican’.

WELL, JUST WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT ?

Our Vatican Correspondent writes:
Would you like a cup of tea ?
Mrs Doyle.
(Father Jack is indisposed)

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:57
Sun Set: 17:29

Purim : Yids

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Friday 22-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

UK has lost AAA status.
Moody has declared !

Q: They the same Moody’s who declared US sub-prime loans OK ?

Moody buggers !

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The Saville Saga:
The BBC continues to beat itself up and live off the resonating publicity.
Word of The Day:
‘Redact’

MATCH SCORES:

None

Those in Isolation:

ref Sahara PV and General Large Scale Solar Electrical Generation Project:
(to supply Europe with electrical power from mass solar generation)
remains stultified.
Not yet known as to what is going to happen with it – ?

Others in Real Isolation:
Team Dave & Co proclaim:
x6 / > UK coal fired power stations to close shortly.
Much need to be green (etc)

Nuclear option far too expensive (this week)

Fast build gas powered leccy generation only option (this week)

Cost of energy must rise (every week)
etc.

Meanwhile . . . ………………

UK emerging PV’s to domestic roofs industry remains staggering along with Government seed support monies withdrawn.
(Court case of UK PV Industry v Gvt imminent)
Wind and ground and wave and tidal power and etc and etc
continue to be mostly* short of seed funding and support general.
UK nuclear waste disposal not yet resolved.
Costs of dismantling nuclear stations per se continues to rise.

*Wind not doing too bad overall but are trying to spend what given on 8 legged pigs**
(aka 500′ high monstrosities)
as is predictable for the nature of the corporate animal.
(**Well it is George Orwell’s celebration week)

OK, The Show continues its progress and there’s bugger-all ODA can do to sort them, so:
Hands up for volunteers:

Who wants to do the audit on Cameron D. mjr when he steps down from present position ?
Should be an easy one :
Just start at Petroleum Industry UK
Then look up Directors
Then look up Shareholders
Then look up Holding Companies
Then look up Consultants
Then look up Directors
Then look up Shareholders
Then look up Holding Companies
etc
Then look up Suppliers
Then look up Holding Companies
Then look up their Directors, Shareholders, Consultants and Suppliers
Then look up Holding Companies
Then look up their Directors, Shareholders, Consultants and Suppliers
Then look up Holding Companies
etc
etc
etc.

Oh, and the affiliated off-shoots, like plastics !

etc.

Oh, and then lookup Dave’s best mates

etc.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 06:59
Sun Set: 17:28

Caristia : Old Wop

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Thursday 21-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

A Local Council in Wales (Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadcu / Boyo / Oggy Oggy Oggy etc)
has thrown a lady out of council chamber for filming them in their esteamed deliberations.

Lady has gone to ye main media (details to follow) and proclaimed the events in the most eloquent of manners.
Further:
We feel she has done so with such a smoothness you wouldn’t find a ripple in
the content, construction, and especially, the delivery
if you ‘put her speech under an electron microscope’ !

Transcript and details of broadcast(s) to follow for all to learn how to ~~out-grease the greasy~~ improve their public speaking skills.

MATCH SCORES:

Lady of Eloquence: 1
Old Boys Council: 0

Match Report:
See above for details.

Those in Isolation:

The Paddy’s apologise for the forced labour of The Magdalene Laundries.
A Q or Two:
Does Dave make any connection between the above and his work-fair programme ?
Can Dave make any connection between the above and his work-fair programme ?

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 07:01
Sun Set: 17:26

Ekadisi : Hindi’s

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Wednesday 20-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Our bin day.

Minor matters:
It all grumbles on including reported ‘White Flight’ of the native working class out of London.
London population now said to be < 50% intrinsic natives.
History Recent:
US cities very nearly deteriorated into ‘no-go rubble’ for many areas in same situation.
Nothing special really.

MATCH SCORES:

Nothing kicking-off

Those in Isolation:

North Korean sabre rattling continues.
Japanese still recovering after the Fukashima disaster.
Seabed mines are a fact of life.

A lingering Q:
Will we get that snap of Dave walking down a beach in sarong ?

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 07:03
Sun Set: 17:24

Ramakrishna’s Birthday : Hindi’s
Fast of Esther : Yids

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Tuesday 19-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Switched-on Us:

Ye BEEB
Has returned to the airways and we have survived !
A short analysis of justification of ye BEEB:

-ves:
1: The BBC is UK Government propaganda arm.
2: Bods within always like their 3rd Sec’s second Assistant to have an assistant
(ad infinitum)
3: It is nauseatingly self congratulatory to the most infinite degree.
Nay to ad nauseam.

+ves:
1:   It has a technical far reach with traditional broadcast, (sans inter-thingy),
which works its way for reception with trad kit into far away places.
The structure and reach has built up over the years and is still essentially (just about) there.
It has built up quite a solid listener-ship across the globe of colonials and natives in far away remote places.
Such has a beneficial spin-off for the UK traveller of all flavours + keeps some of the natives quiet-ish.
2:   The quality of a lot of what has been produced down the years is par excellence.
The amount of anti-government journalism that has got through the censor is remarkable.
3:   As long as you accept the -ves above for what they are,
and filter all received for bullshit,
you can justify most of them because of the +ves.

So, Viva La BEEB Trad !
(As long as your set has an on/off switch)

MATCH SCORES:

No match today.
UK Team Captain not yet returned to squad.
Pies under investigation.

Those in Isolation:

Dave Goes East:

We’re having a whip-round for him to be kept over there until he comes back with them Spitfires.

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 07.05
Sun Set: 17.22

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Monday 18-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

Us in isolation:
Ye NUJ (God Bless) has called a strike against the cut-backs in Ye BEEB
(in particular for this)
OMG !
(as the younger gen’ would have it)
Will we get through the day ? !
All said, most interesting analytics in this one : Asspects Many !

Haven’t got the time at mo, so:
< TBC >

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MATCH SCORES:

The Overflowing UK Cup : Returns Match:

HMG: 0 : UK Judiciary: 1

Might be abandoned for another re-match.
Home Sec (sub) May T. threatening to take her ball home.
Referee (Belgian Tom) has gone into conference with Linesmen.
Application to bar Farage N. from play under consideration.
Pies late.

Those in Isolation:

Dave Goes East:

Our glorious Hauptfuhrer David (bless) is in The Raj counties giving forth to any wallah that’ll listen; telling them how wonderful they/ him/ everything/ everybody etc is.
(And why not, after all that’s wot all PM’s do when out on a works trip, is it not ?)

He is predictably slipping in the inevitable bits for UK ‘defence’ industries whilst hoping ye powers that be out there will hold the bulwark against The Yellow Peril should the Chinks decide to get adventurous and go for a stroll.
Explanatory:
As The Affy’s have once again thrown every fucker out who has visited recent as they have done past, it’s a fair bet that if they left alone The Chink’s will say bollocks to that for a game of soldiers, not bother and go round another way,
and that leaves the pukkah ones to be massaged into taking the brunt of things.

Not taken into a/c by our Dave and/or ignored,
(for just a couple or we’ll be at it all day !):
1: The Indian forces will buy their kit from whoever they think best
(eg Tatra vehicles)
2: Indians own a lot of UK now anyway !
(Fancy a Balti Landrover anyone ?!)

As said we could go on, is it worth it we ask as long as we can get tea ?

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 07.07
Sun Set: 17.20

Rainwater Fortnight : Chink)
Gt Prayer Fest : Tib

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OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 17-February-2013:

2013 : WEEK 7:

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SUNDAY 17-February-2013:

Sabbath : Nobody Here : No Copy.

OOD.
Go to church / coven / mosque / schule / temple etc.
Then take yourself and your other half out.
Be happy.
Come back tomorrow.

Notables of The Day.
We’re considering our new daily service as a 7 day one, so:

Sun Rise: 07.09
Sun Set: 17.19

1st Sunday of Lent : Cristo’s
Yuan Tan:(still) : Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)

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Saturday 16-February-2013:

The Afghanni Government of Khazi* proclaims it cannot get along without western air power now and especially when coalition forces leave the country.

*Never tell us you’ve got probs.
If that lad can get along with a name like that,
then you can shoulder your own burden and smile. 🙂

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View From The Low Drone:
Is this the excuse for Mr K (& Co) to:
Keep business going as has become usual ?
or
Do a swift exit shouting ‘I told you so’ when T. Aliban is at the gates ?
Old, shitehawk, :

ODA UK Home Desk:

NHS Times:

Sick Parade:

EVENT 1:
A Gary Walker who was CEO of a Lincolnshire Hospital Trust decided he wanted out ~x3 years ago because he couldn’t reconcile the government imposed ‘target culture’ with patient interests. He accepted a £1/2KK pay-off for signing a ‘gagging-order’ for not going to The Press with his knowledge of practices and the effects of within said trust.

EVENT 2:
Walker now ‘comes out-of closet’ and proclaims all kinds of nastiness and naughtiness
(But still with the £1/2KK in sky-rocket)

EVENT 3:
A Jeremy Hunt of HMG’s finest backs Walker to hilt (so far) saying such ‘gagging-clauses’ are against patients interest, with some (as reported to us ref by Hunt to ‘illegality’) and are not valid.
(We approve but on assumption Hunt is referring to legality of such only, we raise a definite ? ref Time of Signing by Walker)

EVENT 4:
Ye NHS Trust of point wails and gnashes teeth as is predictable,
but hasn’t to date to our knowledge taken action for their most obvious recourse against Walker – ‘breach of contract’.

View From The Bedpan:
Walker is right if conscience has made him come forward.
Hunt is right in moral judgement.
(As without political will of HMG behind him Walker would founder but further of same would now come inevitably forward as ‘one had tried it’)
Hunt is right politically to back Walker, especially as Hunts government could not be held to account proper at x3 years ago,
a period when they were coming into office,
and the inevitable accusational finger can be pointed at the outgoing government of the day.
[Hunts government’s current stalking horse of UKIP coming up strongly behind (if Tesco’s don’t knobble them !) would also be taken into consideration]
The Trust is most prob right to sue as it would appear to be a gross breach of contract,
and also they have a duty to look after public funds.
The second part of the immediate above is as sus as fuck legally as they could be held to have misused public funds in first place in paying-off Walker
(? – Mi Lud will have much delib’ over that one alone !)
Walker is not right to keep the BV’s but appears to date to be doing so.
Hunt is making his name like no other is of his pier group at present and so moving-up his own party pecking order.
+
ASPECTS OTHER, MANY AND VARIOUS !
Old, very im-patient, :

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Our Legal Correspondent Writes:
What a show !
Much rubbing of hands in The Chambers !
Down to El Vino’s, lunch is on me and double ports all round !
Barry Stir.

PS.
Errr, a bet on the final judgement ?
See our short eulogy to Ronny Dworkin below + our more expansive one to come.

(+ Most prob : Those of Others too)

MATCH SCORES:

Main one of day above still (well !) in progress.

Our new daily service : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.11
Sun Set: 17.17

Yuan Tan:(still) : Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)

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AM Friday 15-February-2013:

ref Those in Isolation:

Nabiro arrives late ?
Big shower of poo over Russiashire.
😐
Another one due tonight but it hasn’t said where it’s landing . . . …… ? ? ?
Buy The Daily Mail : House prices down : Be afraid
Reality : Poss all houses down tonight : Be VERY afraid . . . …………
(Plenty of work for the building trade after that then)

View From The Deep Bunker:
It’ll prob be very pleasant and just want to stop for a cup of tea before if fucks-off somewhere nice like Pluto.
Now go and watch your one-eyed-babysitter cos THE MATCH is on in a bit.
Your Caring Stress Editor,
S. Oma

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MickySoft still can’t shift its Windows 8 Tablet Computers
Ahhhhhh
Wonder wot’s causing that ?

ODA UK Home Desk:

Racing Post : Today’s Meatings:

Our glorious Hauptfuhrer Dave continues to back the current winning horse of diversion and remains in front of the field for the moment.

Wonder how long he can keep it trotting along diverting the proles focus onto what is the best Ahhh Issue of recent years thus avoiding the UKIP challenger who is loping along behind and is continuing to close the gap ?

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! Stop The Honey Press !

The next one’s HONEY Dave
See Gizmag today !
Get on it quick and reserve the glory !
That’ll stuff UKIP good and proper !

PS.
Our invoice for the sweet advice is following.
David, just fuck the focus-groups off : Sniff The ODA.
(Or, if you’ve got new batteries in and can see an anomaly, take Gizmag daily)

MATCH SCORES:

Injury Time – Just stepped-out for a bit:

Ronald Dworkin, Legal Theorist, jossed-it at 81 (leukaemia).
His bottom line of teaching being (simplistically) that all judgements (of law) should be moral judgements.
His obituary proper to follow.
Obs of Today: We do note that he is being ‘bigged-up’ more than one would expect for his background of trade and low profile of subject to the general masses by ye media at present.
Is this a quick flash to get the subject done and out of the way before his ideas take root in the lower orders ?
Let’s hope for the sake of us proles all he is taken note of and not submerged by the forces of total control at large at present.

Come-back soon Ronny Dworkin.

Our new daily service : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.13
Sun Set: 17.15

Hypante : Ortho Christo’s
Lupercalia : Old Wops
Yuan Tan:(still): Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)

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Thursday 14-February-2013:

ref Those in Isolation:

X to all our Valentines.

Crying for Argentina:
Looks like Hr Pope might have jumped before he had to stand.
Naughty ‘progressive’ priests who were ‘disappeared’ (aka topped) during the right wing governmental years are being said to having been ‘fingered’* for treatment by The Vatican.

Ye BBC + Your Argentinian Correspondent:
F. Ray Bentos

*Well there’s a turn-round for The Book

ODA UK Home Desk:

X to all our Valentines.

So, Cameron is really getting into harness with this horse meat thingy that just won’t trot off.
‘Prosecution with the full force of the law’ is wot Dave is saddling himself with.

Auntie BBC reports:
‘Survey of legitimate horse meat butchers says that sales have gone up since scandal broke’

Well you can lead a kid to burgers but . . . …………

MATCH SCORES:

All still in progress

Our new daily service : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.15
Sun Set: 17.13

St Valentines : Christo’s
Monlan : Tib Bud’s
Yuan Tan:(still): Chink
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)

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Wednesday 13-February-2013:

ref Those in Isolation:

Korea North, (change at Peking Hauptbahnhof), has let off another posh bang-stick.

Is the Journey to The East set to continue ?

ODA UK Home Desk:

MATCH SCORES:

HMG: 1 : UK Press: 0

[ More newspaper naughty (alleged) boys and girls arrested for ‘phone tapping ]

See yesterday for the match analysis.

Our new daily service : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.17
Sun Set: 17.11

Ash Wednesday –Lent– Kick-off : Christo’s
Yuan Tan:(still): Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again)

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Tuesday 12-February-2013:

ref Foreign People in Isolation and Putting Your Best Left Foot Forward:

So the Pope’s jacked and there’s only one more to go, sayeth the soothsayers of yore.

Then the aliens will come out of the closet, says ODA.

Then wot ?

ODA UK Home Desk:

MATCH SCORES:

Judiciary: 1 : HMG: 0
Pro-Slavery Bill thrown out
[And Poundland looking for return of their donation to party funds no doubt (?)]

HMG: 1 : Plods: 0
[ The never-ending who investigates who and who rules the roost match ]
Extra time
+
Re-match called for by Custodians
+
Re-toss to decide who is
+
Re-match to decide
etc + etc + etc (etc)
< TBC ad nauseam >

Our new daily service : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.19
Sun Set: 17.09

Shrove ‘Pancake’ Tuesday : Christo’s
Mardi Gras : Christo’s
Yuan Tan:(still) : Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)

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Monday 11-February-2013:

Hr Pope has resigned
(*Giving it up for Lent or something – ?!?!?!)
We will write a prayer or several !
*See The Textual Relations Pages to follow !

In the interim, have a nice cup of tea, talk amongst yourselves and look at today’s entries
in
The Weekly Retrospective Page + The Textual Relations Page

ODA UK Home Desk:

Further to The Standing Notice on the motorway maintenance below to 26-01-13 posting:
A little bird tells us that there is strain in keeping all the gritter wagons manned now !

We’re opening a section on the current UK Cup:
Establishment Rules Games Match Reports.

Our new daily service continues : Notables of The Day:
Sun Rise: 07.21
Sun Set: 17.08

Rose Monday : Christo’s
Yuan Tan:(still) : Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone again !)
Kenkoku-kinobe:(1.6 diesel) : Japs

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OFFERINGS of OBSERVATION of WEEK ENDING 10-February-2013:

2013 : WEEK 6:

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SUNDAY 10-February-2013:

AS/ ABOVE : TODAY IS SUNDAY.
THERE’S NO BUGGER HERE.
From The Book of Live Reet. Book I. V.I.

That said, please find below an intro to our new daily service:

Notables of The Day:

Sun Rise: 07.23
Sun Set: 17.06

Sunday next before Lent : Christo’s
Yuan Tan : Chinks
(Kung Hey Fat Choy everyone !)

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Saturday 09-February-2013:

ECONOMIC PHASE SHIFT:

Have waited for confirmation of this before posting this late entry here.

ref Australian Power Generation:

‘Bloomberg Analysts are reporting wind power in Oz is now cheaper than conventional power generation’

Sources: Various incl The Register (God Bless you sirs)
Date of This Late Posting: AM Friday 15-February-2013.
View From The Windmill:
Wonder how long this will be kept out of the main media ?
Old, hippy, :

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Friday 08-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

TODAY IN THE COURTS

Gloucester Constabulary found guilty of unlawfully apprehending coach loads of mainly white, middle-class, middle and old aged people going to a peaceful protest in London. The vehicles were stopped and people were kept on vehicle for > x5 hours without sanitary provisions where not to vehicle. This as/ police ‘kettling’ practice of crowd control on streets.

We haven’t got the transcript of court proceedings as yet but we do, from main media reports received to date, believe the above figure of x5 hours to be correct and there was no mention of kidnap or unlawful arrest or obstruction of the progress of a vehicle in the judgement.

Should we obtain full accurate transcript then we’ll amend the above as needed.

Wot is known, again from ye media, is that the police purse will be short of a few bob as the court is to make financial awards for treatment of passengers of ~£5k / bod however it appears some of the coach passengers are not satisfied with that and might take things further.

View From The Crows Nest, to date:

The above appears not the end of the matter (as/ last comment to it above) – ?
However from it we can pose the following questions:

1: When above awards are dispersed to the claimants and all upheld claims met AND the legal costs of all the passengers are met AND possibly further awards made for costs incurred to passengers in mounting the case (?) AND possibly to the coach company (?) . . . …… just who is going to publish a final figure of total cost to (ultimately) the public purse ?

2: Just how will this affect The Chief Constable of the day of incident ?

3: Who, if any, in Home Office issued direction/ instruction/ similar for the police action ?

Old :

<TBC>

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Thursday 07-February-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

TODAY OUT OF PARLIAMENT

Chris Huhne

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PM Wednesday 06-February-2013:

! STOP PRESS !

ODA UK Home Desk:

TODAY IN PARLIAMENT

HANSARD:

PMQ’s
‘Can The PM confirm that ATOS have found Richard III fit and able for work ?’
(sic)
A. Member.

And how will this affect Prince Charles and the succession ?
ODA.

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AM Tuesday 05-February-2013:

Situation Overall: We are still at staggering back-up to full production post illness.

For today: In the mean time see the Daily Enlightenment + Look Back + Letters pages

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AM Monday 04-February-2013:

Termorrer is here and we’re easing back in gently:

For today: See the Weekly Look Back + Daily Enlightenment pages

OTHERS PUBLICATIONS
UK Column is now doing a regular daily edition of their
‘UK Column Live TV’
which gives a news reading in modern broadcast format
13.00hrs / 1:00 PM Daily Edition
See You Tube for the records and directions to the site

A Grumpy Old Fart of a critic writes:
Don’t care for the modern format of presentation but that’s me.
If it gets their message across to the proles then good luck again to Mr Gerrish and crew.
Old :
Sans Telly
Somewhere-in-England.

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2013 : WEEK 5:

at:

SUNDAY 03-February-2013:

We are attempting to get at least partial daily copy out termorrer.
In the mean time, for the rest of today:
It is the Irish Stately Home (Feck Hall) as usual : IT’S SUNDAY
Please attend to your conscience + read the (unfortunately) now standing notice ~~below~~ above concerning UK roads.

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H&S NOTICE

PM Saturday 26-January-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

We find unfortunately that we have to return to publishing this page, earlier than the planned mid month re-start, for the below:

Of Point:

We AGAIN respectfully, but with much regret, remind you of the previous and find we have to re-publish a STANDING NOTICE of late last year:

Unfortunately:
The Standing* Notes of Caution that have been posted daily to
The 2012 Daily Asspect Page
concerning the manning of UK Motorway and other Major Road Emergency Services
ref the fears arising from the then proposed reduction of such, has as at yesterday,
been vindicated when the cuts were realised and the services put to a worsened state
in our little bit of Gods Heaven at the least,
Of point especial to us in Greater Mancunia : Ye M60 Motorway Area.

*ie The Emergency (*ISU + Other) Cover Staff,
as at end of Tuesday 13-02-13. on the M60 area
were reduced in number by an additional x10 Working Bods
(‘Op’s on The Ground’)
making total reduction TO DATE of ~ x56
from a previous standing strength of ~ x220
( Other UK areas affected similar unknown to date – ?????? )
*ie The people who try to prevent you getting in it,
then do their best to stop it getting worse if you do,
then try to get you/ wot’s left of you out of it,
have been, as/ ODA predictions of late last year,
SACKED IN THE NAME OF ‘EFFICIENCY’,
FURTHER (thought still as/ previous estimates of ~ x50 count) BODS TO GO SHORTLY.
We close this with our Prayer For The Day:
HOPEFULLY, as/ the prayer of last year, now the UK media main carriers are aware,
this might just get rectified and returned to full staffing and kit proper issue
BEFORE people are killed on the roads as a consequence of the lack of those emergency services.

An illustration of the effects of the above is noted on the Wom Page

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SUB NOTES:
READ:
‘ISU’ : Incident Support Unit

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NOTICE

Standard Daily Column to resume in February

(If we are spared that is)

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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:

JOINED-UP GOVERNMENT = JOINED-UP RESPONSIBILITY

VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?

Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐
Old :

And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.

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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !

! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
:-(

CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL
AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
SEE THE NEARLY HEAD OF PAGE NOTICES
TO NEARLY THE HEAD OF THE WOM PAGE !

! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)

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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.

Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)

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COMING ~~SOON~~ SOMETIME (!)

POST TAB RESPONSE FACILITY TO ALL ON ODA SITE
ie Your chance to comment

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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Southend)
or even any of that UDT.
(Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)

* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
~~May~~ ~~Might~~ Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who ~~may~~ might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)

NOTICE

Further: At September 2013: The above, including The Enlightenment, is being published to Daily Post ‘Blog’ type emission to subscribers E-Mail box ! Take Out A Subscription ! ! IT’S FREE !

2013 : WEEK 38 : Day 260 Tuesday 17-September-2013

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

ODA Colonial Desk:

(No news is good news ?)

) ) )

) ) )

Those In Isolation

2013 : WEEK 38 : DAY 259

Monday 16-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

ODA Colonial Desk:

(No news is good news ?)

) ) )

To today –Monday– since last:

) ) )

Those In Isolation

2013 : WEEK 37:

SUNDAY 15-September-2013:

IT IS SUNDAY, THE WEEKLY SHUTTETH DAY, SO WE ARE SHUTTETH.

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref Parli’ Thingys etc:

ODA Colonial Desk:

(No news is good news ?)

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . …… The Scene so far in that temporary common room, The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

To today –Saturday– since last:

! Mr A. S. Sad, Head of Stinks, now owns up to having some !

) ) )

Those In Isolation

ODA UK Home Desk:

HS2 + LS1

ODA Colonial Desk:

To today –Friday– since last:

Those In Isolation

ODA UK Home Desk:

HS2

PS. Would you like strawberries for tea ?

ODA Colonial Desk:

Those In Isolation

ODA UK Home Desk:

HS2

ODA Colonial Desk:

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . …… The Scene so far in that temporary common room, The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

To today – since last:

Those In Isolation

Tuesday 10-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ODA Colonial Desk:

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . …… The Scene so far in that temporary common room, The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

To today – since last:

Those In Isolation

Monday 09-September-2013

ODA UK Home Desk:

Off=The=Rails

ODA Colonial Desk:

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . …… The Scene so far in that temporary common room, The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

Those In Isolation

2013 : WEEK 36:

SUNDAY IS DAY-OFF DAY SO WE’RE HAVING A DAY OFF.

OOD:

DO SAME.

Saturday 07-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ODA Colonial Desk:

Those In Isolation

Friday 06-September-2013:

ODA UK Home Desk:

ODA Colonial Desk:

Those In Isolation

ODA UK Home Desk:

! STOP PRESS !

The ODA 2013 Piss-Taking Blagger of The Year Medal

has gone to

‘Mike Logonoff‘

ODA Colonial Desk:

Those In Isolation

ODA UK Home Desk:

Further:
At September 2013:
The above, including The Enlightenment,
is being published to Daily Post ‘Blog’ type emission
to subscribers E-Mail box
! Take Out A Subscription !
! IT’S FREE !

2013 : WEEK 38 : Day 260
Tuesday 17-September-2013

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

PS.
Would you like strawberries for tea ?

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

The >INTERVAL< continues . . . ……
The Scene so far in that temporary common room,
The Circle Bar in The Far Pavilion theatre:

A Plea From The Far End Of The Platform:
Can we have PROPER GUARDS VANS as well please lady with a lisp ?
Your Train Spotting & Track Bashing Correspondents:
Ann O’Rak and Brad Shaw