ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
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HEAD NOTES:
Nowt to date.
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So, so, so . . . ……
To the barricades comrades . . . . …….
A couple of heavy weight ones to get the war chariot rolling . . . . ……
CAMPAIGN No 1:
Send GCHQ, MI5&3/4 etc a postcard when you’re on your jollies.
According to the grey suit / grey face politico pronouncements in The H of P in May + June,
the back room slipperies are short of reading material .
We think they’re just lonely and aren’t allowed out without their carers,
but we must be Christian about their plight and offer Alms for the sake of Allah.
Don’t forget a X on the bottom
(CHEEKY ! Mr McGill, CHEEKY !)
[ The odd stick of rock might go down nicely as well, but don’t tell them you’re enjoying yourself too much or they will get upset (Das ist verboten) ]
Prime Source: From pronouncements of Government Ops various in The Lower House
Date: During Week: Mon 11<->Fri 15-June-2012.
Source to Us: As/ reported (eg) UK Sunday Times 17-June-2012 Edn.
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CAMPAIGN No 2:
Chips Sans Frontiers.
Help stop malnutrition in The First World by sending fresh consignments of the UK staple health food over the tightly controlled borders of East London.
PM Thursday 19-July-2012.
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CAMPAIGN No 3:
Sandi Toksvig for Queen / Supreme Commander (etc).
Following HRHS’s latest emission of a long line of the illustration of ultimate alacrity,
(KATE MIDDLETON = NAKED TIT MODEL),
we here launch our campaign.
Support is compulsory. Death is not a valid excuse.
PM Friday 21-September-2012.
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CAMPAIGN No 4:
WIP.
PM Saturday 24-November-2012.
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at.
Old :
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And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
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AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.
Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Southend)
or even any of that UDT.
(Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)