OUR DOGS ARSE : THE SITE NOTICES PAGE
:2012:
ANNOUNCEMENTS & NOTICES
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EXPLANATORIES of THAT WRIT to OUR SACRED PATCH
(Further to Wom Page)
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ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap:
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Oportet Operam Dore / Visa per invisa firma
Oh deary deary me . . . . . . . ………………………………………………….
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A Head Note:
ref Italicised Script Below:
Thought item/ script particular now to be totally/ substantially attended to/ obsolete/ superseded/ gone/ yesterdays/ etc.
Retained for Record.
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ODA’s little lexicon:
A few of the less generally well known abbrev’s which are used with our script
(Mainly posted-up for foreigners really; they’re the ones who have been complaining)
Gen = Generally
O&S = Odds & Sods
Poss = Possibly
Prob = Probably
TBD = To Be Done
WIP = Work In Progress
. . . . . . ………… getting bored now,
work the rest out for yourselves for the time being !
Old :
< TBC >
(To Be Continued)
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To The New Year of 2013:
See The Wom Page New Years Welcome
And again:
Kindly accept our apologies of loss of continuity of publication over The 2012 Xmas / 2013 New Year period.
Lurgy will be lurgy and it certainly was with us ! ( ! BASTARD !)
So to the future : Good Luck for 2013 and >
Old : and The Team.
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As we left the predicted Year of Much Circuses but Little Bread we offered as salve for your wounds and rightly embittered hearts:
The ODA Xmas Message 2012
And a salutory reminder to NOT
Accept Inferior Imitations from Windsor, Canterbury, Jerusalem, Rome + The American Colonies
From all of us here in ODAland:
As this, the dank, cold, rain sodden year of predicted much circuses and little bread,
staggers its grey depleted way towards an inglorious end in the impending EU constitutional
CRISES of TOTAL FISCAL COLLAPSE, whilst the said coming end of global TIME itself
by total annihilation of The Earth by the long rumoured wandering rogue
asteroid/ comet/ planet/ thingy of DOOM nags like an irritated haemorrhoid at the bum of all,
and the FATE of the despairing, unemployed, starving proles of UKdom who vaguely continue to view the world outside their fragmenting cells of benefit dependency,
(which are shortly to be reduced yet again by another engineered mass invasion of refugees from Eastern Europe),
through the rose coloured glasses of tentative HOPE when clutching further at their latest received straws of promised betterment, the half hearted belief usual extended to such being born of a last desperate attempt to give credulity tentative to the best of the current crop of carelessly sprinkled fatuous promises spit out by, and endemic to, the modus op usual of the uncaring professional political class of practised liars who issue them, all surveyed and supported by those who dance the media spiv dance of cynical illusion weaving for a living in the SKY of the nefarious theatre of fatuous fog projected 24/7 through the 66″ flat-screen one-eyed baby sitters of lonely isolated DESPAIR, is soon to be settled to Good/Not by Whether/Not ‘Their Team’ manage to
avoid relegation again this playing year or win a trinket,
I notice it’s very nearly the end of our work norm and we appear to have run out of
Time and Space and Tea,
so:
Av An Appy Won
AND, LET DESTINY TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.
[ With the remembrances usual to Lyttleton H. ]
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Dont forget to give ourdogsarse.org a daily sniff in 2013
SNIFF OFTEN. BREATH FREELY.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
A Temporarily Fucked-Up Page:
As/ below somewhere, the Editorial Controls on a page have gone breasts skyward again.
This time it’s The DAILY ASSPECT Page
and it doth appear, at this latest time of writing (Sunday 25-11-12.) to be that page alone.
So, as when Ye WebMaster gets back to work termorrer and fettles it, (Ta Steve in advance), we can continue with our illumination of the outer and most darkest corners of the universe, etc.
In the interim we print here an update to our esteamed piece on Rotherham Corpy ‘Social Services’ pied-piper(s) who have gone to a UKIP ginger bread house or something and taken the kids therein:
To wit:
Doth appear, from the UK ever-changing news feed we receive, that ye said kids are not black, not brown, not half caste, not mulatto, not even mixed race, but are, to satisfy the esteamed operatives of said Corpy Dept in their ceaseless and tireless quest to fuck-over The English Language to the point where fucking anything and everything said is said to mean something else which if that then put to analysis means fuck-all to any fucker anywhere who can speak and write English proper correctly, in order to further their ‘politically correct’ agenda of fucking over the indigenous population of these fair isles – etc.
Errrrrr, so just wot was the focus of our comment ????????????????????????????????
Ah yes.
ref The little players pawns in the middle of this débâcle,
(who are said by the news reports to be of such a young age that they can’t possibly be expected to give a shit about such nonsense one way or another):
They are to be termed as:
‘Of a diverse heritage’
by The Total Nonsense Dept Rotherham Corpy.
So in the light now shed on our inadvertent errors of publication we respectfully and most humbly offer to the said:
Esteamed Cadre of The Dept of Total Bollocks of The Perfect Workers Paradise of Rotherham (contd page 95 – Ta Eye)
who no doubt we have injured more than Bobby MacAlpine’s bruised ego when people mentioned his name in his defence, by our outrageous inaccuracies of pronouncing said kids as/ above,
we proffer the following:
Apparatchiks, please accept our most sincere and profound apologies and the piss-pot over your empty heads you nonces.
Further, we proffer a note of free professional advice from our very own HR Dept:
Should you ever decide to depart your ivory tower of detachment from reality and seek employ elsewhere,
don’t bother looking for a proper job ever, there isn’t one in the fuckin’ Universe that would have you.
PM Saturday 24-November-2012.
Now cc’d –> The Daily Asspect Page when the page control mending was done and proved.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
A New Page:
All World(s) Views
A
collection of essays/ pieces other
of
mainly Others views
on
just wot is wot
of
our assorted globe
(AND beyond)
FIRST PIECES NOW PUBLISHED
(And from the look of it, we might not need to publish another !)
1PM Tuesday 13-November-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ref 2012 Week 43 : Mon 21-10-12<->Sun 28-10-12:
ref Probs with Site Script Loading – Again:
Apols for The Daily Asspect + The Daily Textual Relations
scripts being late in being loaded.
Tech difficulties – It went breasts skyward for a bit – Again.
🙁
Steve, The Webmaster has now fixed it for me mended it.
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So:
All to good and script ~up to date now
/
Normal service is resumed
(As they say in The BBC).
🙂
Midday Thursday 25-October-2012.
Saturday . . . … late-on: Giving us a bit more mither. Still we are strong- ish.
😐
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ref Probs with Site Script Loading + Layout Updates:
ref DAILY ASSPECT + TEXTUAL RELATIONS PAGES :
Daily Updates Now ~To Date.
BUT, BUT, BUT:
We then got Times New Bl**dy Roman Type Face locked-on ! 😐
And it went and f***ed all the kerning up !
(* Toned-down for the sake of sensitive Gate Minding Princesses, and their string-pullers)
The type-face is now sorted, but the return to sans serif has f***ed all the demarcation lines up !
Will it never end ?
Well, as at this morning (AM Monday 01-October-2012),
we’re ~90% returned to how it should be within the constraints of the system we’re using.
Rest to be to good returned ASAP.
Oh, woe is ODA.
🙁 etc.
Note V on Ye Matter : AM Monday 01-October-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
F I R S T – OUR FIRST:
Wednesday 01-AUGUST-2012.
! WE’RE 1 TODAY !
All together now:
Happy Birthday to Uz + God Save Our Noble ODA – etc
Well, it’s a year since the stumbling start, and little’s changed since.
Well, we’ll flatter ourselves we’re now up to a neat stagger.
Year II should pan-out better.
So, thank you for your support.
I shall wear it at all times, especially when putting the bins out.
Old :
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
GRAND (well just this page actually*) SORT (ie AUDIT) DAY bit:
A periodic, audit / sort of pages*:
Correction of mis-filing to page of copy + copy dating + html layout (part !) rectifications.
This is to be an ‘on-going’ process.
THIS Last Fettling Proper: PM Saturday 11-August-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ref LANDMARK THINGY bits:
! THE END ‘GAME’ HAS BEEN REACHED !:
ref EVENTS of YESTERDAY of YE NOT YE OLYMPY THINGY GAMES:
1: UK Syncro Diving Pair get bronze medal.
2: Lad of 17 sends ‘Tweet’ of criticism to Diver of said UK team who got bronze yesterday.
3: Contents of said ‘Tweet’ reported, by ye BEEB, as:
‘You have let your dad down by only getting bronze (medal)’
NB. BBC report did not included mention of any threat, or intention to take any action, said to have been issued by
‘Ye Tweeter’.
BBC continue report:
‘PLOD ARREST SENDER OF YE ‘Tweet’ AT 03.00 hrs
THIS MORNING,
ON A CHARGE OF
MALICIOUS COMMUNICATIONS’
ODA Take:
This, if an accurate report and if carried through to successful prosecution, MUST be the end of free speech.
SO, TO THE DISCLAIMER TO END ALL DISCLAIMERS:
So, not with the above in mind, obviously, ODA here doth declareth that we do not mean/ intend any harm to anyone or anything anywhere at any time and all our utterances
are to be taken as fatuous nonsense and to be totally disregarded –
forever, by everyone, everywhere.
Ken Afka. Duty Sub Ed.
(That should cover it until The FREE-PRESS Mill can get going, and that in my most humble OPINION,
and by the grace of by God, IT WILL !)
Bloody coward !
Old :
In Tomorrow’s Edition:
Your introduction to: No Comment, to anyone*, everywhere, at all times.
*This includes any androids/ similar who might take in ODA, (possibly on their i-thingys but we don’t know and they might have a www connection up their bottoms as it won’t matter to them where they keep their receiving apparatus as they don’t go for a poo), as we would NOT want to cause any distress by nominating them as things, as their Android Support Group might not be able to console them or reconcile them to their state of being and then we’d be up in front of Bro Beak for ‘Androiding’ or something similar or absolutely anything they can think of but I’m getting wound-up now but not getting scared and that really is wot they want you to drift into because once they can manipulate all opinion into criminal offence then they have total control just like their nice mates had in Eastern Europe and Russia and THAT’S WHY THE COMMUNIST BLOK COLLAPSED AND THE BERLIN WALL CAME DOWN and I’m having a wee now and a nice cup of tea and calming down because I’m not scared (AND THAT’S WOT YOU CALL A FACT) of the shite (AND THAT IS WOT YOU CALL AN OPINION, BUT AS THEY SAY IN THE AKADEMIC WORLD, ‘ONCE A RULE IS PROVED TO STAND FOR A TIME, IT IS MOST PROB A LAW’) I just get wound-up and pissed-off with turds.
Old :
AM Tuesday 31-July-2012.
PS. Update: I’ve now had a nasty letter from our Local Sewage Works Turd Support Group.
A PPS : An Update.
Since the above writ, we have not been able to further verify contents of ye ‘tweet’.
It doth appear to date that ours above stands as/ writ, ie The BBC report we quoted was correct and indeed the lad was just expressing an opinion only.
Old : @ AM Friday 10-August-2012.
LATEST UPDATE:
! SHOCK HORROR !
Kerr Harmer QC has declared:
Expressing an opinion on-line without threats of violence etc is . . . …
NOT ILLEGAL !
and
Those nice Law Enforcement people are to look at guidelines to be handed down to them.
View From The Crows Nest:
Let’s hope they get the instructions ‘of guidence’ before they kick the next door in for an easy touch
so they’ll get more Brownie Points from BB for his totalitarianism enforcement.
No doubt some additional yellow lines will be painted to compensate for loss of earnings !
Old :
PM Thursday 20-September-2012.
<TBC>
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
a new page:
Errrrrrrrrrrr . . . . ……………… this : ‘Ye Parish Notices’
A consolidation and ratification,
(Well we’d like to think so – We’re trying to get fully there !),
of the general ad hoc Notes & Notices placed,
mostly randomly (aka sprinkled !) in other places around the site.
Established Proper: Friday 10-August-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ref GRAND SORT (ie AUDIT) DAYS bit:
A periodic, audit / sort of pages:
Correction of mis-filing to page of copy + copy dating + html layout (part !) rectifications.
This is to be an ‘on-going’ process.
THIS Fettling Proper: PM Thursday 26-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
a new page:
‘Letters to The Wind‘
Delicate missives to those who, usually, we would prefer to dismiss.
AM Tuesday 24-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
RE-STARTED PRESS:
The Textual Relations Page has been updated !
Civilisation is redeemed. 🙂
Your intellect will not whither :
Go forth, come fifth and win a silver* Ag teapot :
Refresh yourself forthwith.
Dr Old : Your Caring, Sharing Ed.
PM (very) Friday 20-July-2012.
*The Not The Olympy Thingy not rules / nearest metric equivalent
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ANNOUNCE of CATEGORY START bit:
ODA Manifesto Mk I
Well . . . …… If everybody’s got to be somewhere, everybody should be going somewhere. 🙂
Mk I : AM Friday 20-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! NEW PAGE !
ODA Campaigns Page
! Enjoin NOW !
PM Wednesday 18-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
A DISCLAIMER:
Imitation Is The Sincerest Form of Deception (again):
The second ‘band-jacks’ of our name has come to our attention:
The Bloody Olympy Thingys Directive/ Organisational Committee/ Association Thingy Wotsits
(or nearest metric equivalent)
have snaffled the acronym* of our name for their own !
We had it 1st !
DECLARATION:
We’re bugger-all to do with them, and they v/v.
We’re NOT flogging any of their merchandise, neither official nor imitated.
We do NOT endorse, recommend, or support other,
any of their (including their agents etc) merchandise or activities other either.
In short:
They’re bugger all to do with us,
AND,
the longer they go on with their crass spivvy pronouncements,
the more we say, BIG TA GOD, for that.
So, Olympy Thingy’s:
Piss-off and play with the acronym*, but give it back when you’ve done with it.
*And yes we know, it’s not strictly an acronym.
P. Dantic. **[]DA Official Proof Reader.
**OurDogsArse Official Ring-Piece
NB. Health & Spivery Notice: Do not use >x4 in a row
AM Monday 16-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
A DISCLAIMER:
The first, no doubt of many, ‘band-jacks’ of our name and our reserved ancillary ones akin to, has come to our attentions:
Subject: Loans ! : E-Mails purporting to be from us selling such.
Surprise, surprise ! Wot next, good old Viagra ?
DECLARATION:
IT’S NOWT TO DO WITH US.
IF IT’S ON THIS SITE PROPER,
IT’S OURS.
IF IT’S NOT ON THIS SITE,
IT IS NOT OURS !
We shall clear it up presently, meanwhile we bask in this most dubious of acclaim !
😐
PM Saturday 14-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
THE CONTACT PAGE IS NOW OPEN (limited, but OPEN):
It sez, fer thems too idle to go there:
For the time being, kindly contact us through:
kenafka@inbox.com
AM Thursday 12-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
ref THE, NOT INFREQUENT, TWEEKING OF YE SITE GENERAL APPEARANCE bit:
As/ that to The Daily Asspect + Enlightenment Pages : ref Typography and colour thereof:
Our Nice Customer Service People (Will U. F. Uck-Off, IC of Dept)
have reported that customer feed-back has TOLD them (none of that washy ‘indicated’ nonsense)
that some of the more impoverished out there with sub-modern standard kit,
(thought especially of the monitor screen dept),
(they’ve prob got piss-poor eye sight as well but we won’t enquire as to what caused that),
have difficulty in seeing the darker hues we use against our std black background.
In response to that, on our caring, sharing website (ahhhhhh etc),
we’ve lightened-up our darker scripts a little.
PM Wednesday 11-July-2012.
An Update:
Post promised review of results, we’ve conclude the lighter script to be the better and we’re working our way through the site modifying script to give an easier read.
In addition, we’re also improving the demarcation of pieces by adding more, and again light coloured, cursor/ demarcation lines. This continuing at latest draft.
PM Thursday 26-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
As/ that to The Wom + Daily Asspect Pages:
As/ that to The Wom + Daily Enlightenment Pages: ref Typography and colour thereof:
Our Nice Customer Service People (Will U. F. Uck-Off, IC of Dept)
have reported that customer feed-back has TOLD them
(none of that washy ‘indicated’ nonsense)
that some of the more impoverished out there with sub-modern standards kit,
(thought especially of the monitor screen dept),
(they’ve prob got piss-poor eye sight as well but we won’t enquire as to what caused that), have difficulty in seeing the darker hues we use against our std black background.
In response to that, on our caring, sharing website (ahhhhhh etc),
we’ve lightened-up our darker scripts a little.
We’ll review again presently.
AM Wednesday 11-July-2012:
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
A RECENTLY ARRIVED bit:
If the following doesn’t convince you of the continuity of contrived poo, nowt will:
PM Wednesday 10-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! NEW COLUMN !
Wot The Sunday Papers Said:
(Well not all of it – obviously, just those bits we’ve picked as ubber relevant):
A Monday take on selected snippets of the greater UK press
1st : AM Monday 09-July-2012
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! NEW PAGE !
THE MANC’ITIONARY & TH’ESAURUS:
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Gide ter reejnal kulture
A guide to the tongue of The Gods
(10″ – And they can breath through their ears* – etc )
* Ta for that one Kev. Cum and see us again please – soon.
(* For the unilluminati : Kevin Bloody Wilson. Singist. Somewhere-in-Oz)
Deje Vu : We thought, then it happened ! :
! Kev returneth : Another cumming !
See his website for 2012 UK Tour Details
PM Tuesday 03-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! NEW PAGE !
THE PAGE of PAGES:
Recommended posts of Others www pages
(mostly sent to us by others)
AM Monday 02-July-2012.
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! NEW PAGES !
! SEE OUR NICE NEW MANIFESTO PAGE !
(When done ! – WIP)
! SEE OUR NICE NEW CAMPAIGNS PAGE !
(When done ! – WIP)
2012-July
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! Notice on Notice !
THE, BEEN HANGING ABOUT FOR A BIT AND STARTING TO WHIFF A BIT, bit:
ref Previous general posted Whinge Notice of: ‘A Now Rolling, Apology – As/ Pages Other’:
We’ve been off-line on&off now since the beginning of April. 🙁
This appalling dereliction of perversions usual has been due to a cocktail of:
Extreme executive stress
(Ahhh etc I hear from the gallery – Yes, caught-out again – that’s an excuse –
We’ll try anything once, BUT homosexuality, heroin and tattoos)
+ Break-down of Ed’s own health proper
(hard body kit/ airframe proper, without any of that psuedo-psycho stress bollocks as/ above)
A doctor writes:
‘If yer coughing it up, yer krank proper and not just looking for a sick note’.
Dr Phil – Me Vet.
+ A confuser hard-kit breakdown/ several
+ Attending to the family derelict alki and his estate . . . …………..
So, I/ we/ the schitz/ the doppleganger remain just catching-up at present. The Plea:
Once again, give us a little more time and we’ll return your intellectual world to that of
divine enlightenment with timely updates of inspirational fullness and good taste – ASAP.
(Hopefully . . . … God willing, Allah be praised, Buddha enjoining
+ Any bugger else out there who can, and will, piss with us, NOT against)
So, to the ‘Where we are today’ bit in short:
We’re back up and stumbling but still playing catch-up. 😐
<TBC>
Well we’re nearly there now and with a bit of luck,
above to be withdrawn at end of this week (again!)
We’ve withdrawn the copies of the above grovel to pages other.
🙂 (in anticipation)
Old :
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! Notice on Notice !
THE, BEEN HANGING ABOUT FOR A BIT,
STARTING TO WHIFF PROPER,
AND LOOKS LIKE IT’LL BE HERE FOR A WHILE, bit:
ref A previous, whinge further (Hopefully not too far):
We’re still struggling with the html set-up on this system we’re using;
so, please be patient with the lineage layouts* we’ll correct them ASAP.
(@ 01 August : The Mancitionary is the worst at the moment)
It’s not a Grauniad situation overall;
our spelling as is, is as/ meant. (Wel . . … ~99% !; say 95% to be on the safe side !!!)
*More unstable than ************************ . . . . …… fill in your own favourite 🙂
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! ANNOUNCEMENT !
! Notice on Notice !
OF IMPORTANCE
( But nowhere nearly as much as before ‘cos we got the poos-up then thinking we’d transgressed but we hadn’t so everything’s almost allright as we’ve now almost got things sorted and everything appears to be all-right and nice – Ahhhhhh ):
However should we have missed anyone we leave the following standing from previous:
IF YOU’VE ORDERED SOMETHING EXQUISITE FROM YE EXQUISITE MERCHANDISE SHOP: FEAR NOT : YOU HAVE NOT BEEN CHARGED.
ie No call has been made on the account you gave at order – You remain virgo intacto (And perfectly fit to marry The Pope *)
ie Catch-up with orders has been done and appears complete : dah dah etc
(* ! Shop Early ! – Rush round to The Vatican NOW and catch this one while he’s still breathing – ONLY ONE MORE DUE ! ) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++! ANNOUNCEMENT !
This morning, by the marvels of the electric telegraph, we are informed from The American Colonies that, sadly, yet another of the modern greats of public life has yesterday passed-over. 🙁
We in UK have what now can be said to be more than a habit, indeed we feel such is the consistent timely outpouring from the distraught masses on these sad occasions, it can be considered a tradition, that of offering remembrances of, and salutations to, the departed via mobile telephonic text message sendings.
In mind that those departed should, in these sad times, be given their own space, we have opened an
IN MEMORIAM page (Immedicabilise Memoriae Immemorabilis)
> Yes, we know, it’s The Dogs Latin < 🙂 🙂 🙂
Please consider it with the dignity and reverence it deserves.
It’s in totally bad taste – The general disclaimers of general apply here especially.
With mind previous and to the above, we thought, remember all the good stuff that’s gone, so:
The Retrospectives:
Remember:
Raoul Moat + Stephen Gateley + Bernard Mathews + George Best
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Dear Uncle Michael J.
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Anybody else who’s ‘made their name’, dropped off the perch and finished-up tits-up:
So, See The Memoriam Page : Immedicabilise Memoriae Immemorabilis
Saturday 11-February-2012:
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐
And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL AUTUMN 2013
SEE NOTICE TO HEAD OF WOM PAGE !
! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)
COMING SOON – POST TAB RESPONSE FACILITY TO ALL ON ODA SITE
ie Your chance to comment
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
[Which they use in Sealand (!)]
or even any of that UDT. (Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)