ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
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Pt I
THE BODS TREADING A SIMILAR PATH
The following:
1: DO NOT necessarily hold full view with ODA.
Indeed, many hold views on aspects various that are contrary to ODA, however they do have a significant number of commonly held perspectives on aspects various to thought warrant inclusion here.
Without their influences, ODA would not smell as sweet as it does.
2: Are readily available tontinterweb and well worth a coat of looking-at.
(ie Are ‘pro & public’)
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BASHING THEIR OWN BIN LIDS
In no formal order other than
put to what is thought their own cluster of interest particular/ peers of field and then ~alphabetic:
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So, to THE PRIMARY:
The Queen’s English Society
PO Box 56482. London. SE3 3BU. England, UK.
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BODS & BOOKS & PUBLICATIONS VARIOUS
In ~ alphabetic order:
The Old International Classification System of Confusion:
(Depends really on what on you fancy today for allocating to predominate primary, and all that):
Julian Assange
David Icke
Brian Gerrish (aka Bro G. :-|)
Doug Stanhope (& Bingo)
Project Avalon (www)
Project Camelot (www)
Big Brother Watch (www)
The Chap (pub)
CofE : Hymnal (pub)
CofE : King Jimmy’s Bible (pub)
dear, Dear, DEAR Private Eye (pub)
Nigel Ferrage & UKIP. (aka Bro F. :-|)
The London Gazette (pub),
Hansard (pub)
The Idler (Org. + Pub + www)
Keep Sunday Special Campaign
The Lords Day Observance Society
Robin Ramsey & Lobster (pub + www)
Lawful Rebellion Crew (www)
The Oldie (pub)
Sheila Oliver (www.sheilaoliver.org) (on occasion !)
Red Ice Creations (www)
The New York Herald Tribune (pub)
Ship of Fools (www)
VIZ (pub),
. . . . …………
<TBC>
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Dark Green Bottomed : The Hon Members: Christopher Chope MP (Christchurch) Philip Davies MP (Shipley)
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THE Other Green People:
dear, Dear, DEAR Greenpeace (especially) + Others of same flavour: eg Friends of The Earth.
WWF + Others of same flavour: eg The Gorilla Organisation. MCL + VON
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Of No Business Like:
BBC Home Service: I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, The News Quiz, The Now Show, From Our Own Correspondent
Whoops, almost forgot, (must be time fer bo-bo’s soon) . . . . …… Sailing By & The Shipping Forecast
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The Third Programme:
Rockin Rob Cowan.
~1 in 3 of Choral Evensong,
[The rest are inept crap and/or Happy Clappy and/or have girls in the choir – Oooooooooooooooo
(and worse . . . …………)
AND,
now you only get x1 show/ week !]
The Glyndebourne Season.
The Proms et al.
The Buxton Festivals et al incl The G&S.
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Of Ye www: B3ta Gizmag The Register You Tube (Well, at least until they started to get bought off)
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General Stage:
Singists & Strummers, Blowers & Bashers, Strokers & Tinklers:
The Macc Lads
(RIP if you must, but a reunion gig/ several would be FUCKIN TREMENDOUS)
The Mocc Lads + The Manc Lads
Mr Edward Stool esq
The Velvet Underpants + Ivor Biggun
Chris Barber
&
Ottilie Patterson
+
99% of the line-up members down the years.
St Brides Choir.
Bill Haley.
Buddy Holly.
The Kinks.
Opera North.
The Rolling Stones.
Jeremy Taylor.
Ruth Underwood (Won’t dwell on that thought – makes me loins stir)
Brian Blessed, Frankie Boyle, Jeremy Hardy, Sandi Toksvig Henning Wehn, (Watch that bugger though, his grand-dad bombed Mike Harding’s chippy) Bob Williamson
<TBC>
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MultiMedia:
The Ealing Comedies (‘more or less’ et al !)
Southpark
Trailer Park Boys
<TBC>
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Pt II
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
THE BODS WHO HAVE, AND CONTINUE TO, HELP US ALONG THE PATH
The following:
Do not necessarily hold full view with ODA.
Indeed, many have views on aspects various that are contrary to ODA, however they do have a significant number of commonly held perspectives on aspects various to thought warrant inclusion here.
Those that are still with us, whose ungrudging help and forbearances have made ODA possible.
Those that have moved-on, without whose influences, ODA would not have been started and wouldn’t smell as sweet as it does:
(in no particular order)
This Side – Still Clinging To The Perch:
St ODA’s little helpers:
The Contributors, both content + support, mostly individuals + some ‘corporate’
without whom ODA could not be:
Our M.
Steve B.
PhotoBooth + Models
PAUL : The Funny Picturerist
Allan H.
Alistair J.
Andy F.
Di B.
Emma F.
Kev T.
Linus Torvalds
The NUJ
Whacky Jacky
Uncle Bone
Hopefuly . . . …… <TBC> If we are spared . . . ……
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T’Other Side – Gone For A Walk:
The Inspirational Beacons – All Hilltops:
The Goons et al, Douglas Adams, Fred Astair, Jeffrey Barnard, Otto von Bismark, Richard Briers, Charlie Chaplin, Dear, dear Alan Corran, Noel Coward, Robert Donat, George Formby, Kenneth Horne, Buddy Holly, Aldous Huxley, Fred Lanchester, Humphrey Lyttleton, George Melly, A Mozart (no relation), Isaac Newton, Beverley Nichols, George Orwell, Dear Dear Dear Enoch, Baden-Powell, G&S, Mr Royce, Miss Tickle, Oscar Wilde, P G Wodehouse, Wilson Keppel & Betty, Ottilie Patterson, Dore Previn
< TBC > (unfortunately)
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Pt III
RESONANT QUOTES
On Receptive Audiences:
‘People only listen to the advice they want to hear’
Len Goodman – Dancer
The BBC Home Service broadcast:
Desert Island Discs 2011-Jun.
On Elvis Presley:
‘He got what he wanted, but he lost what he had’
Chuck Berry.
On Temptation:
‘I can resist anything but’
Oscar Wilde.
On Nostalgia:
‘Things aren’t what they used to be.
Then again, they never were what they were.’
Dear, dear Jeffrey Barnard.
< TBC >
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VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐 Old : Ed.
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A purpose in life is not.
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