ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
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! A STOP PRESS BIT !
As/ The Parish Notices:
The first, no doubt of many to come, bandjacks of our
esteamed, glorious, most honourable, revered, venerable, (continued page 95 – Ta Eye)
name and our reserved ancillary ones akin to,
has come to our attentions:
Subject: Loans !
Surprise, surprise ! Wot next, good old Viagra ?
‘Loans for small businesses’ the riding parasite is proclaiming
NOWT TO DO WITH US.
IF IT’S ON THIS, IT’S OURS, IF IT’S NOT, IT AIN’T !
We shall clear it up presently, meanwhile we bask in this most dubious of acclaim ! 😐
A Summary of Repeat:
To be as clear as we can:
This site is the only source of
OurDogsArse.org
Goods & Services.
It is to stay same unless agents are appointed,
BUT,
that will be announced and posted to this site.
NO AGENTS APPOINTED TO DATE.
1st Posting: PM Saturday 14-July-2012.
2nd Posting: AM Monday 24-September-2012.
(Dr2: Additional notes of widened explanatory added)
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SO, TO YE CONTACT NOTES:
0: ref Responses to yours from us:
No matter what the carrier / mode of contact:
Don’t expect too many too fast : We’re pulled-out to other duties.
You won’t be forgotten : All polite to be responded to ASAP.
1: ref THE SITE QR CODE:
It is for your records, ease of return to site, and your general disbursement to the poor of your parish.
2: ref CONTACTING US:
Follow the current script below ONLY.
Please contact us at present by:
SNAIL MAIL
ONLY
Explanatory:
We, like many others, have received too much nonsense that have got past the spam filters.
It simply takes too much time to deal with.
So, take a little time and write – PROPER !
(This www. business will never catch-on anyway !)
Write to:
ourdogsarse.org
c/o 7COMMS
10 Canal Street
Higher Hillgate
Stockport
SK1 3BZ
England
UK.
THIRD ROCK OUT FROM THE SUN
🙂 BETTER, I hear you say, they do exist somewhere !
That said:
Please NB our notes of previous:
As/ previous and to other pages: ODA is still being built and not yet fully ready to receive your full unfettered acclaim.
If you are prepared to write, thank you, thank you, thank you, TA,
but please don’t expect full reply to all;
we simply haven’t got the facility of time to attend to you all in full.
An enclosed E-Mail address for return would speed our response.
In Summary:
Those thought of worth will be attended to firstly.
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SO, TO THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
JOINED-UP GOVERNMENT = JOINED-UP RESPONSIBILITY
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐 Old : Ed.
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And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
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> THIS PAGE : Description : Info’ <
> THIS PAGE : Make-Up : Notices <
> THIS PAGE : Last Update Proper Loaded : PM Thursday 13-June-2013. <
> THIS PAGE : Latest Draft to Above : AM Monday 01-JULY-2013. <
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Great Yarmouth)
or even any of that UDT. (Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)
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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.
Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)