OUR DOGS ARSE : THE SITE NOTICES PAGE
:2013:
ANNOUNCEMENTS & NOTICES
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EXPLANATORIES of THAT WRIT to OUR SACRED PATCH
(This – Further to Wom Page)
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Superior Note:
WE’RE BACK OFF OUR JOLLY HOLS FOR TODAY
FOR
OUR BIRTHDAY !
Thursday 01-August:
! We are 2 TODAY ! : ahhh ahhhhhh etc
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The Rev Lucy Winkett (sic) gives best/boldest hint yet about alien influence and revelations imminent . . . ……
ref BBC Radio 4 ‘Thought For The Day‘ piece regular of today : 08.50hrs BST.
See you Monday next (if we are spared that is)
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ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap:
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Oportet Operam Dore / Visa per invisa firma
Oh deary deary me . . . . . . . ………………………………………………….
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A Head Note:
ref Italicised Script Below:
Thought item/ script particular now to be totally/ substantially attended to/ obsolete/ superseded/ gone/ yesterdays/ etc.
Retained for Record.
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ODA’s little lexicon:
A few of the less generally well known abbrev’s which are used with our script
(Mainly posted-up for foreigners really; they’re the ones who have been complaining)
Gen = Generally
O&S = Odds & Sods
Poss = Possibly
Prob = Probably
TBD = To Be Done
WIP = Work In Progress
. . . . . . ………… getting bored now,
work the rest out for yourselves for the time being !
Old :
< TBC >
(To Be Continued)
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NOTICE
Due to illness we’ve largely suspended the regulars :
The Daily Asspect + Text + The Weekly Look-Back
for the time being.
Do hope to be back up to speed shortly.
In the meantime, we’ve metamorphosed at least
The Daily Asspect ‘Match Reports’ into this,
Ye Daily Enlightenment
in order to keep a broader slant of view
than the shorts usual of the page published give.
Update:
At June we’ve struggled back to life with the TEXTUAL RELATIONS page
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To The New Year of 2013:
See The Wom Page New Years Welcome
And again:
Kindly accept our apologies of loss of continuity of publication over The 2012 Xmas / 2013 New Year period.
Lurgy will be lurgy and it certainly was with us ! ( ! BASTARD !)
So to the future : Good Luck for 2013 and >
Old : and The Team.
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2013
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE EVERYWHERE
(But for Quantity Surveyors – obviously)
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ref FREE EXPRESSION*:
In order to comply with HM’s current legislation for equal access*,
we’ve enlarged our Staff Page base* and opened a
GAY AFFAIRS DESK**
*Before you ask 1 : No chance with us pal.
**Before you ask 2 : Melamine for easy wipe-down
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ref DAILY COPY USUAL:
Ye lurgy has followed us into the New Year and it will be to mid January before we’re fully back to speed.
Wotever : You have the never ending comfort of knowing The Bastards won’t miss a beat and will still be crapping on you at every opportunity possible !
Schlaff Gut (If you can)
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THE BOT SHOP IS CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT
(As/ std notes below this)
A REVISED RANGE OF UP TO THE MILLENNIUM THINGYS WILL BE COMING FORWARD IN THE SPRING AUTUMN 2013 AND WE HOPE TO DELIGHT YOU FURTHER THEN.
All orders outstanding will be completed.
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐
And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL
AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
SEE THE NEARLY HEAD OF PAGE NOTICES
TO NEARLY THE HEAD OF THE WOM PAGE !
! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)
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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.
Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)
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COMING SOON SOMETIME (!)
POST TAB RESPONSE FACILITY TO ALL ON ODA SITE
ie Your chance to comment
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
Which they use in Sealand (!)
or even any of that UDT.
(Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)