ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
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IN MEM’
:2013:
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FOR THIS PAGE : If you recognise your own name below:
! YOU’VE FINALLY MADE IT !
! THE SEND-OFF YOU DESERVE !
eg Remember what a homage Uncle (‘I’m bad’) Michael got ?
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YE CLARIFICATIONS OF STYLE / DISCLAIMERS bit:
As/ the note to The Home Page + Elsewhere:
Strong Language & Controversial Comments Below.
Some People Might Find Them Offensive.
It is gutter humour for the most part:
The easy way to deal with it if you can’t ‘gel’ with the idiom:
JUST GO AWAY.
Try telling that to the bods below . . . . …… ! Old : (Getting older, and looking forward to me own entry)
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> THIS PAGE ORDER:
Last to step-out (I might be some time etc) to the head of list <
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Michael Winner
Aktor
Flim Director
Calm Trough-ist
Landed: 30-10-35. London.
Did a runner to avoid the bill: 21-01-13.
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STANDING NOTE ‘TILL HE ISN’T:
Just can’t wait ’till we get Cliff Richard to play with.
🙂
In anticipation, Old :
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at.
😐
Old : Ed.
And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL
AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
SEE THE NEARLY HEAD OF PAGE NOTICES
TO NEARLY THE HEAD OF THE WOM PAGE !
! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)
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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.
Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)
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COMING SOON SOMETIME (!)
POST TAB RESPONSE FACILITY TO ALL ON ODA SITE
ie Your chance to comment
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Cromer)
or even any of that UDT.
(Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)