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(A bought Critic writes)
HEAD NOTES CURRENT:
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Monday 17-December-2012:
ILL-HEALTH CONTINUES:
CLOSED
&
If it continues like this and The Mayans got it right we won’t have to worry past next Friday !
🙁
See Daily Dodgy Textuals for Enlightenment
If they’re not to date at view, they’ll be done in retro, we hope . . . ……
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Monday 10-December-2012:
again
CLOSED
DUE TO ILL-HEALTH
( The lurgy lingereth ! )
🙁
Expect normal service to be resumed next week
( Daily Iffy Textuals to be maintained as best poss for circumstances )
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Monday 03-December-2012:
CLOSED DUE TO ILL-HEALTH
(aka. We’re fucked with ‘flu)
Come-back next week (or poss earlier if I can get the air-frame repaired soon).
BOT TIPS:
To while-away the time in between,
try reading the latest to The Letters Page
🙂
+
There’s still an iffy text posted for today !
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MONDAY 26-November-2012:
Yet again we’re in whinge mode : See Notes of Day to Daily Asspect Page : viz:
Closed for day for technical updates
(aka mending fuck-ups)
Hopefully some copy will soon be entered in retro.
It’s Wednesday (28-11-12) morning and the other columns are still taking time to get fettled to full, so
Last week woz luvely,
(but fuckin’ wet yet again).
See you next Monday
X.
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MONDAY 19-November-2012:
No WIP + NoneToBeDone
Explanatory:
See our notes of whinge & whine to The Daily Asspect Page ref the loss of script last week
Old :
It’s Wednesday (28-11-12) morning and the other columns are now getting fettled to full, so
Last week woz luvely,
(but fuckin’ wet again).
X.
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MONDAY 12-November-2012:
Well, x3 days after copy should have been entered and us reflective juices are still not flowing. 😐
Last week was another week of more of the same of previous.
Oh well, who said No News is Good News ? !
Old, musing, :
AM Thursday 14-November-2012:
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MONDAY 05-November-2012:
So just what has been seen during the past week:
ODA UK Home Service:
On Monday 05-11-12. we did post:
‘WIP.
Come back later,
BUT
You could do worse than take a look at our Daily Asspect today’
It is PM Wednesday 07-11-12. and we’ve little if anything to add.
ODA Foreign Desk:
ditto.
So, we’re having this/ last week off. 🙂
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MONDAY 29-October-2012:
So just what has been seen during the past week:
ODA UK Home Service:
ref Mr Savile and Mr Glitter and Ye BEEB and Others, they do say, & PervGate:
Flogged to death by the UK media in gen in a general feeding-frenzy.
We’ll leave that one alone here but to remind our readers of our initial comments of when the current concern arose:
At time of this writing, the UK authorities proper are now investigating the matter proper (presumably).
In deed, with note to the above Mr Gadd he might well have just been rounded-up as ‘one of the usual suspects’ and might well be released uncharged.
ie Trial by Press isn’t the thing we think.
(Still, it does give inspiration to the texters of the world !)
Foreign Ash Disease to UK:
This is yet another case of nasty foreign bodies doing naughtiness over here.
View From The Tree House:
Not only a further case for reinstating the Coast Guard proper
but widening their remit as well !
Old, I’m a lumberjack, :
Al Alamein 70 Year Anniversary:
Not to be forgotten.
Buy an extra poppy this year you buggers !
To Matters Other and Potentially Major:
Take a look at our piece in today’s The Daily Asspect ref Motorway Maintenance.
We do very much fear it will not be the last on the subject.
ODA Foreign Desk:
Following-on from our piece of last week concerning the as yet phantom Spitfires,
we note the colonies have pipped the world and a New Zealand firm has rebuilt and returned a de Haviland Mosquito back to full air worthiness and flying.
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
View From The Cockpit:
MAKE MINE A HORNET !
With aq + nitrous injection and over boost please (But all switcheable !)
Old, Prango, :
That’s it, going for a wee and a cup of tea (On a wing and a prayer)
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MONDAY 22-October-2012:
So just what has been seen during the past week:
ODA UK Home Service:
Mr Whippy & PlebGate
(Flogged to death : We’ll leave that one alone
Who but the poo stirrers gives a poo anyway ?)
Mr Osborne & VirginGate
(ditto)
That’s it, going for a wee and a cup of tea.
ODA Foreign Desk:
ref The Current Little Bit of Unpleasantness out Far East:
Young girl shot in head for holding views contrary to the local Talaban.
Survives the shooting and is brought to UK for further treatment.
Looks like she’ll make a good recovery.
🙂
Point of this:
How many more out there we don’t hear about ?
ref Burma Days:
ref Cameron’s Spitfires:
Disquiet being expressed as to whether they there in the nominated likely spot(s) / not – ?
One way to find out : Get digging you buggers !
If they are there:
Dave walks on water and can do no wrong !
🙂
(Until we get them safely repatriated that is !)
If they are not there:
Business as usual !
🙁
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MONDAY 15-October-2012:
THE WEEKLY LOOK BACK
We’ve hung-back a little before putting this Asspect up for scrutiny.
So, it doth appear none other to date are taking the ODA view below – ?
(Adages applicable to situation:
‘And that’s why they’ve stopped teaching History in UK schools’
/
‘Encouraging an ever renewing short term memory is the best way of managing the masses’)
Events to The Fore of Ye UK Media:
Police News:
Little Whoopsies and General Iffy Things they have been involved in:
6 of The Best of Recent Times:
1: The Brazilian Electrician Shooting Affair
2: The Black-Rod Affair
3: The Tomlinson Affair
4: The Hillsborough Affair
5: The Plebgate Affair
6: The Jimmy Savile Affair
Latest Results:
1: Got away with that one Were found to have acted correctly
(Just)
2: At an impasse with that one . . . ……
(True retribution hanging above like the lump-hammer of Dioceles with The Members various awaiting their opportunity of time to cut the string)
3: Lost that one
(Good style)
4: Lost that one
(Bloody good style)
5: Took a step back, but thought still chewing that one
(Might be mileage in it yet, depends on the if a deal done)
6: Whoopee. Won one !
( That is, to date . . . . ……
And so to:
Unrequited Q&A Time:
As yet none has enquired:
Q: Why with the knowledge of the background file,
ye HM’s finest pointy heads have not raised the subject before, until NOW ?
A: Well as we’re not privvy to their inner machinations we ain’t got one. 😐
BUT,
Is it just possible they kept the file in the back pocket for a rainy day ? ? ? ? ? ? )
Not overheard in the back-room:
(of course bro)
So you see C.C.
the new fangled Marketing Dept did earn their crust with that one !
PPPP’s all round !
An Aside of Ending From The Crows Nest:
We’d have thrown in the shooting* ‘tazering’ of a blind man in the back for carrying a white stick in Runcorn** Chorley, but that would bugger-up the ‘6 of The Best ‘ count somewhat !
Yours in perspective,
Old :
ERRATA:
* ref The ref to ‘shooting’ : That from initial UK main press reports (!)
** ref The change of town of happening : That again from above sources.
If only the buggers had quoted the right county at the 1st attempt we could have some kind of standard to look to !
Oh Grauniad, where is thy high standards of accuracy these days ? ! ?
( ENDINGS : We will be discrete and won’t mention the old adage about ‘Giving cowboys guns and them letting them off ‘ ! )
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MONDAY 08-October-2012:
From your reporting groups:
Di & The Chotomies / The Arsepects Again:
From The Right Cheek:
Do we detect a renaissance of critical reporting ?
ref Vatican News:
The current Wop based legal case of scandal of
Hr Pope v Sr Butler
doth rumble on.
So wot we hear you, the none left-footing masses, ask ?
ie If you’re not one of the cognoscenti,
(if you are and you do it on our carpet, you’ll wipe it up – etc),
who the fuck cares ?
The point of the mentioning is note to that of the Others, The Great British Press at large, and how they are reporting on it.
viz:
They* seem to be coming to the conclusion over the bored (sic !),
that wotever the thingy’s particular of this particular spat,
that’s wot happens from time to time in organisations same and similar !
! Hurrah ! the prime stance of ODA appears to be finally penetrating:
There’s only two probs in the world:
DISORGANISATION AND ORGANISATION !
That, as/ above, is wot Organisations do !
! Shock, Fuckin’ Horror etc !
* Catholic Herald etc excepted !
(Mind you, they’re totally alien to us !)
From The Left Cheek:
Do we detect a demise of critical reporting ?
ref Savile J. (dcd) and his ALLEGED little habits:
We wrote last week on it in this column (see below) + The Daily Aspect column:
In summation:
Point 1: The growing attack on Savile is coming out now he is not around to defend himself.
Point 2: It is unknown to us as to what is left of his estate to pick-over – ?
The above is fact.
Point of this is to note the feeding frenzy of The UK Press in ‘doing a 180’ and vilifying him without the matter being investigated by the legal authorities of UK.
ODA takes the same stance as we have before in situations same/ similar,
whether/ not the now ‘accused’ is
private/ corporate/ state/ state employee,
viz:
Expressing opinion, making allegation, and putting forth evidence, are ‘one thing’.
Working it all up to a frenzied mob-rule level* is another as that just pre-judges that which should now, after the heightened level of accusation, be considered sub-judice and for state legal procedure PROPER to deal with.
That said,
it is then wise and proper for a press with proper intent to serve its readership,
to ‘monitor’ and report on those state proceedings !
* Could this brouhaha, just, perchance, have anything to do with sales / circulation figures one wonders ?
From The Crack In The Middle:
View From The Crows Nest:
Linking the Connectiveness of All:
A world economy based on the economic conundrum of having to make shit for sake of repeat sales, will repeat itself ad infinitum.
ie The more short lived a thing in demand is, the more people will attempt to supply such a commodity and manufacture just about anything to a market blinded by popular brand and then rendered without discernment at purchase.
That’s enough from our Economics and Ethics Correspondent, Phil O’Sophical.
I’m having another cup of tea.
Old :
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MONDAY 01-OCTOBER-2012:
Mixed bag really with much emphasis on the show business worlds as/ usual:
SHOW BIZ 1:
The UK annual Freestyle Bullshitting Championships continued around the country as our inglorious leaders of our inglorious political parties ‘strutted their stuff’ in their continuing endeavours to have hope prevail over experience over their patch particular.
Must say the standard over the bored has increased this year and the young Milliwatt appears to be coming along just champion.
This years Blair Trophy will be awarded next Friday evening after Evensong.
Assemble:
The Mirror&Smoking Room
Rear Quad
Upper Trough
Double Cross-by-Saatchi.
SHOW BIZ 2:
Week of mixed fortunes for the other show biz crew:
Jimmy Savile deceased (well), now has allegations of severe impropriety coming out of the woodwork.
or
Jimmy Savile deceased (well), now has accusers coming out of the woodwork alleging severe impropriety.
? ? ? ? ? ?
Your take.
View From The Crows Nest:
I wonder, I wonder, I just wonder
? ? ?
IF
Sir James’s beer vouchers of his estate, in full or part, are floating free and are up for grabs
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Old :
SHOW BIZ 3:
Brits win golf’s Ryder Cup shock horror etc !
View From The Crows Nest:
So wot ?
That is the object of the exercise is it not ?
Old :
>
THE IN BETWEEN BIT:
Most of the O&S of mediocrity usual knocking about The Parish of St ODA,
most of no particular consequence currently to ODA,
are already being chewed over by Others of sceptic mindfulness,
(attached wallahs various of scandal sheets various).
So, we’ll leave them to it, they can mither for us this week. 🙂
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ENDINGS:
We’ll finish with two classics of Apparatchikshire that shove the shite just about as far as you it can be done
(again):
1: From The Home Office:
Yet another report that stretches credulity and common decency of the average Brit proper to the limit and beyond:
ref Croxley Green, Hertfordshire : All Saints Church
ref Hourly Clock Chime
(The mech’s been at it for 140 years now.
Church set in own traditional graveyard grounds – set back from local housing)
ref Complaint of x1 Local Resident to Local Council about chimes at night:
Council has ordered the chimes to be stopped !
Around the country others same/ similar are said to been treated same!
The only example of them we’ve got to date is
All Saints at Wrington, Somerset,
but no doubt little birdies various will let us know of others.
😐
2: From Our Foreign Desk:
Yet another report that stretches credulity and the common decency and patience of the average Brit proper to the limit and beyond:
At end of the forthcoming planned withdrawal of UK Forces from Affyland:
Affy Interpreters and Support Staff various have been refused immegration to UK/ help relocate elsewhere in world !
ie The poor sods who have been working for UK Forces will be left behind and hung out to dry for Ye Taliban to deal with at their leisure.
😐 🙁 😐 🙁 😐 🙁
FURTHER:
The now not to be wanted due to defence cuts imminent,
UK squaddies various from overseas areas various
(mostly of Commonwealth origin)
are to be forcibly repatriated from UK on discharge.
Meanwhile the UK leaky borders allow any wily wanker with luck to get in
THEN
The united wankers of UK Apparatchikshire contrive to keep them in clover !
😐 🙁 😐 🙁 😐 🙁
The View From The Crows Nest:
Putting the moral considerations apart, if you ever can,
just wot does this fuckin country think its going to do for fuckin help similar in situations similar in the future ?
You can’t sweep such shitty practices under the carpet now;
treating them under Empire Rules as
‘a little local difficulty best resolved by leaving them to it and running away fast’ !:
They’ve got this thing called tinterweb or something !
Q: Has anybody told HM’s Finest of the www ?
Old, very pissed-off, :
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MONDAY 24-September-2012:
UK Publicity Battle
/
UK Orchestrated Publicity Battle
?
Based on
Events random as/ happening
/
Events known to be probably ‘coming-off’
/
Events manipulated
?
Pt I:
UK Plods steps retro in the publicity ‘game’ of recent:
1: Ian Tomlinson case cover-up et al exposes naughtiness at all levels
Hung-out to dry to date:
Dr Freddy Patel, the autopsy op.
Others pending
2: Hilsborough football ground disaster cover-up found out
Hung-out to dry to date:
Pending
Pt II:
Plods steps to return to shiny in the publicity ‘game’ of recent::
1: x2 WPC’s get murdered by local thug in Hattersley
Hung-out to dry to date:
Pending (but for the perpetrator – obviously)
2: Mr Tory Whippy (Andrew Mitchell) apologises for slagging-off plod for pulling him up on a most heinous crime of riding his bike through a roadway gate !
Hung-out to dry to date:
Mr Whippy
(See ODA Friday last)
Pt III:
ref A field apart from the above ?
Well, it is not one we concern ourselves with usual, however on this occasion we feel we must:
A UK footballer, John Terry, found not guilty by a UK court of saying naughty words to another footballer, refuses to play for England again as the UK Football Governing Body want to try him for a second time !
The View From The Crows Nest:
ref Pt I : Just when are UK border controls proper going to be reinstated ?
These must include examination of container traffic.
ref Pt II: How much more to buff the plod family silver back to shining ?
2: It’s a little difficult to discern out of all them which got the most UK press acreage !
3: To be totally trite: The case, Mi Ld Cu, for a revised snakes and ladders game ?
So, in ending to this,
as this latest round of the executive v/v the legislature (& v/v !) plays its itself to out on a field of abject tragedy and farce in an executive strain to regain credulity (well, a la media type), we make remembrance of Black Rod’s little stumble from grace and credulity of authority a little time past in protecting The House from outside interference when the boys in blue black did come a-knocking,
and ask, now, just who is keeping the a/c book within The House ?
Old :
PS.
Didn’t the song go something like:
There’s no business like show business – etc
Ken A’fka
Now, that IS being totally trite !
(but accurate)
STOPPING HERE !
Old :
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MONDAY 17-September-2012:
O&S of The Week:
One/ day in no particular order other than geographical clustering:
1: UK: End final of 2012 McOlympy Disabled Games 2012.
2: UK : Hillsborough football disaster : Ye Plods in dock.
3: UK : Naughty Plod in dock over pushing people around.
4: Affyland: Squaddies, flavours various, getting totalled.
5: Syria : Civil War continues at full blast (pun intended – with intention to give emphasis).
6: Mid East Gen : Manoeuvrings of various / most of ‘players’ around 3.
7: Le Entente Cordial : Tits out for the world by HRH Kate.
We’ve expressed on all – See past script to other pages.
A new combining asspect ?
Can’t think of one
BUT
In the above mix:
The Mohammedans have demonstrated what is either an Achilles Heel
or
An Achilles Heel
?
Explanatory:
1: If they kick-off AUTOMATICALLY when confronted with wot they consider to be:
Naughty Vids (eg: a la current Life of Mo)
/
Naughty Script (eg: al la Mr Rushdee’s say)
/
Naughty Pics (eg: a la Swedish cartoons of past say)
or anything else that upsets them.
ODA Asspect Analysis:
THEN THEY PROVED TO BE CAPABLE OF BEING IGNITED AT ANY TIME.
2: If they DON’T kick-off when confronted with the above:
ODA Asspect Analysis:
THEN THEY ARE PROVED TO BE ORCHESTRATED !
View From The Crows Nest:
Oh wot a conundrum for EVERYONE !
Things were so much simpler when everyone stayed in their own back yard
AND
Minded their own business !
Old :
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MONDAY 10-September-2012:
We cannot ignore the last great hurrah of this Year of Games.
Much has been writ by ye general mediocre of the whole world
on the whole of it and on the previous assorted shows.
For this last show of note for the year we do endorse all praise,
for those competitors who took part,
however, without reduction whatsoever to their achievements,
IT IS the triumph of International McCorporate over the worlds proles.
From matters pacific, now, to matters potentially most bellicose.
The Euro rack on which der Bundersbank is now put is being tightened.
Das Volk will only take so much, and this is taking war reparations a little too far by anybody’s reckoning.
Arl bet thee a bier etc:
A putsch or swei ist a kommen.
We enclose below a piece from a mann who should know,
it being a far better analysis than we could write .
Whatever view you take on his,
it does include just about as good a final line of summation as you’ll get anywhere.
(Abber, just wait ’till Henning Wehn gets at it !)
Soh, to a Hr Gunnar Beck, (einer Herr ja wohl):
‘Germans could be consigned to serfdom to save the euro.
The proposed rescue fund for Europe not only breaches German law and EU treaties but could condemn a generation.
The Euro currency sign is seen in front of the European Central Bank (ECB) headquarters in Frankfurt.
Some commentators have taken to referring to this Wednesday as “the day that could make or break the common currency”, and they’re not far off the mark. On that day, Germany’s constitutional court will announce its verdict on the legality of the European Stability Mechanism, the permanent rescue fund for struggling eurozone countries. If implemented, the ESM’s share capital of €700bn would be provided by all 17 eurozone members in proportion to their economic size. Fourteen have so far ratified the treaty – Estonia, Italy and Germany are the only ones remaining.
The German government has defended the ESM treaty, claiming it would fix Germany’s maximum liability at €190bn, and that the Bundestag would retain control over the grant of further assistance. Either German politicians have not read the treaty they have signed, or they do not understand its small print, for there is little in the document that supports their interpretation. Because the ESM is plainly unlawful.
For example, article 25(2) of the treaty states that members are jointly liable for any losses arising from loans made by the ESM. That means if one or more of the ESM members fail to meet their agreed financial contributions, the other members are liable for the shortfall. That situation is already a reality, because Greece and Portugal are unable to make any contribution.
Article 21 further authorises the ESM to borrow on the capital markets, from banks or from other financial institutions, which presumably includes the European Central Bank. There is no overall borrowing limit. The ESM effectively provides for the possibility of monetary state financing through the ECB. ESM members are again jointly and severally liable for all losses that may be incurred on money borrowed by the ESM to lend more money that cannot be repaid. Worse, those receiving the money are at the same time liable for any losses from bad debts – they are lending the money to themselves. If they are insolvent, their share of the loss will have to be borne by those still able to pay. Payer countries thus pay twice – for their share of the loss, and that share of the loss the defaulting country lent to itself.
Contrary to the position of the German government, the ESM does not contain any limit on the extent of any member state’s overall liability. If the ESM governors issue shares in excess of their nominal value, issue bonds or borrow from the ECB, and only one or two states become insolvent or leave the eurozone, Germany’s exposure under the ESM could easily rise to between €400bn and €500bn. If the crisis worsens, Germany’s likely ESM losses could exceed €700bn. That would push up its public debt to 110% of GDP and beyond.
Germany’s federal budget has a size of slightly over €300bn per annum. The ESM would, on realistic assumptions, increase Germany’s exposure to losses in the weaker eurozone economies by between one and a half and twice the size of the federal budget. If Germany’s other potential liabilities as an ECB shareholder and its additional aid to Greece, Ireland and Spain are taken into account, total exposure could reach a sum equivalent to four or five times the size of the federal budget.
Even if only part of Germany’s total claims against other eurozone governments eventually have to be written off, the loss would run into hundreds of billions and effectively extinguish the Bundestag’s financial room for manoeuvre – its budgetary autonomy – for a generation and beyond.
The ESM is not only patently in breach of the German constitution, it also violates every relevant provision of the EU treaties. Article 123 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union (TFEU) – which replaced the EC treaty – forbids the use of the printing press to bankroll governments and public authorities, makes it unlawful for them to borrow from the ECB or the national central banks, and expressly prohibits the sale of government bonds to the ECB.
The ESM would create a parallel “bad bank”, which would be allowed to do everything the ECB is ostensibly prevented from doing under the treaties: to buy government bonds directly, to lend to national government, to grant such loans without any prescribed limit, and to rescue insolvent banks. Once the ESM runs out of money, it can borrow directly from the ECB – which will print the funds needed.
Moreover, the ECB president, Mario Draghi, has already indicated that he would take bond buys by the ESM as a green light that the ECB is no longer bound by the restrictions of article 123. At present the ECB has about €220bn in sub-standard Greek and other southern European government bonds on its balance sheet, in addition to much a higher sum of “shaky” government debt instruments deposited by banks as “securities” for ECB loans. Draghi refuses to disclose the breakdown of government debt on the ECB’s books or their credit rating. The ESM treaty effectively provides for the mutualisation of national debt within the EU with no upper limit. Save for Eurobonds, there could be no more flagrant violation of the “no bail” clause of article 125.
Unless wages can be depressed further, inflation will eventually rise significantly due to the combined effect of an increase in the money supply and a depreciation of the euro, with resulting increases in import prices – especially of oil and gas. That trend will accelerate every time the ECB fires its so-called “big bazooka”. Draghi has waited for the opportune moment, and is inaugurating the “lirafication” of the euro, the redefinition of the eurozone along Italian lines. Nothing could be more antithetical to the original “Bundesbank” model for the ECB and Article 127 TFEU, which says price stability and maintenance of the euro’s purchasing power are the ECB’s primary objectives.
Yet, despite the ESM breaching German law and EU treaties, few observers expect Germany’s constitutional court to say so, although many think it may ask for minor changes.
If implemented, the ESM will reverse the greatest 19th-century political achievement in Europe: the transfer of the power to determine taxation and expenditure from unaccountable monarchical governments to formally accountable parliaments. The eurocratic transformation will have taken place through systematic disregard by the EU institutions and its member states of practically all legal and constitutional safeguards put in place to prevent precisely the disaster that has befallen the eurozone now.
In the 18th century, the Landgrave of Hesse sold thousands of men into military service for the British crown. Today Germany’s political establishment seems committed to consigning German taxpayers to economic serfdom and stagflation for at least a generation – not for gold, to be fair, but for the euro, to assuage the markets and to appease international opinion.
The issue is:
Will the German constitutional court take itself and the German voter seriously ?
Law, one had better remind oneself, is the continuation of politics by other means.’
schrieb: Gunnar Beck
guardian.co.uk,
Pub: Sunday 09-September-2012 : 22.00 BST
View, again, From The Crows Nest:
At least the 1920’s & 1930’s produced the best in Art Deco and Private Lives !
When the balloon goes up, I shall enlist immediately.
Parcels and letters of support please to:
Privt 3rd Class Colon.
Cook House Orderly 1st Class.
Home Base Camp Hospital.
The Deep Bunker.
(Indoors, under cover, in the warm and out of the rain.
As far away from the nasty end of the nonsense as poss.
No responsibility, plenty to eat and thieve and trade.
Someone at hand to look after me should I slip on the floor:
Lots of nice nurses !)
Pip-Pip.
Must brush-up on me foxtrot !
Old :
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MONDAY 03-September-2012:
1: ref The Spas Disabled
wotever das UnterGroppenUbberFiddelStrasseFuhrernGemeinSchaft (GmbH)
are saying is the ‘correct’ wort of indoctrination this week
Not The McOlympy Games Thingy 2012.
IT’S ‘GOING GREAT GUNS’
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
! GO PEOPLE ! ! GO GO PEOPLE ! ! GO GO GO PEOPLE !
(Much better than the warm-up show !)
GOD SPEED (sic)
2: Ekklesia, the UK Christian establishment web site is now taking against ATOS.
What next, masonics.co.uk coming out in sympathy public ? ! ? ! ? !
Oh, and when ATOS are finally stopped,
as eventually they will when the pile of bodies swept under the carpet reaches the ceiling and can’t be ignored anymore – In not a particularly concise order of write as there are so many cross-refs that we couldn’t work it out proper !; The ODA Take on Situation:
1: JUST WHAT WILL BE THE INEVITABLE PAY-OFF TO mssrs ATOS ?
.1: WHO WILL BE AUTHORISING IT ?
2: WHO WILL BE DOING THE AUDIT TO FIND JUST HOW MUCH THEY, mssrs ATOS, HAVE COST IN:
.1: PURE MONETARY TERMS ?
.2: LOSS OF LIFE ?
.3: LOSS OF PROPERTY AND ASSETS OTHER TO THOSE WHO BEEN AFFECTED BY WITHDRAWAL OF SUPPORT ?
(Both the quick and the dead)
3: JUST WHO WILL BE DOING THE SWEEP ANALYTICAL TO FIND OUT:
WHO, AND WHERE, WILL BE THE RESIDUAL ATOS OPERATIVES WHO WILL REMAIN LEFT BEHIND ?
ie EFFECTIVELY REMAINING EMBEDDED IN SYSTEM (see below also) ?
4: JUST WHO WILL BE DOING THE SWEEP ANALYTICAL TO FIND OUT:
WHERE THE ATOS OPERATIVES WHO BE AT PRESENT, OF ‘THIS SCHEME’, GO AT DISSOLUTION ?
ie EFFECTIVELY : AGAIN – TRACING TO WHEREVER THE FUCKERS ARE GOING TO TURN-UP NEXT ?
5: JUST WHO WILL BE DOING THE SWEEP ANALYTICAL TO FIND OUT:
WHO ARE / WERE ATOS’s:
ARCHITECTS ?
SPONSORS EX HM GOVERNMENT ?
BANKERS ?
SHAREHOLDERS ?
CONSULTANTS ?
COMMISSIONERS ?
WHO WERE HM’s FINEST:
SPONSORS OF ATOS ?
DRAFTERS OF CONTRACT ?
INTER-PARTY (UK GVT<->ATOS) BRIEFERS ?
6: JUST WHO WILL BE THEIR SUCCESSORS ?
7: THE INEVITABLE LAST (for now) Q COMMON & USUAL:
JUST WHO WILL BE DOING THE SWEEP ANALYTICAL TO FIND OUT:
WOT COMMON OFF-PISTE CLUB(S) THEY ALL BELONG TO ?
8: A Q FINAL FOR THIS:
JUST WHO IS GOING TO DO THE AUDIT INTO WHO IN
ATOS + HMG’s FINEST
ARE INVOLVED IN THE SWEEPING FIRMS OF ASSET DISPOSAL
WHO ARE AT PRESENT EARNING FROM THOSE DRIVEN TO THE WALL ?
The View From The Crow’s Nest:
*A surge II from ATOS
/
A Change-The-Name-Stop-The-Radiation Firm II
IS
expected by ODA.
Rationale:
The usual : There’s too much money at stake – This scheme has been just too good for many:
1: In direct fees
2: The distribution of the stripped assets to their mates and the consequential commissions to be earned
3: The fees their mates will get in dealing with the then bereft disabled who necessarily will be institutionalised
(Welcome to Hotel ATOS, your destiny’s and destinies end – etc)
Old :
An ODA sponsor writes:
Calm down dears !
Don’t imitate ATOS and flog it to death now boys and girls !
Have a nice cup of tea and just calm down now dears.
There’s still a battle or several to go on this one,
but at least you’ve sown the seed in the field of
‘The Great Out-There’
of THE METHODOLOGY OF:
IDENTIFY:
A SCHEME AS A SCHEME (AND A SCAM !).
THE SPONSORS+ARCHITECTS+DRAFTERS+PLAYERS+OPS+VICTIMS+BENEFICIARIES
OF YE SCHEME PARTICULAR.
TRACE ALL.
DO AUTOPSY FOR EFFECTS OF THE SCHEME.
AUDIT.
PUBLISH.
and direction for it to be exercised on mssrs ATOS*
so
‘The Thems Better Placed Than You’ in ‘The Great Out-There’
will hopefully take up examination on
This Scheme’s
Players and Operatives and Raw-Material Victims
and
The End Results.
G. Odd
Villa Omni
H1
A PS of Incidental:
*ATOS – As good an example of the genre as I’ve come across for a bit me-thinks.
In fact it was early 1930’s Berlin when I last saw one as promising.
Good Luck + BIG X, but watch yer back.
G.
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MONDAY 27-August-2012:
ref A Recurring, and to date, Unresolvable Tragedy of Our Times:
Tony Nicholson, the paraplegic gentleman who lost legal argument for planned euthanasia, he wanting to instruct his own ending, died last week, thought of heartbreak at his own lost case.
A paradox, one could view ? Several other views could be taken, none pleasant.
A tragedy certainly.
ODA View:
The tragedy in the large and real:
The whole is proof that justice prudence in House and on Bench doesn’t trust the vet trade (and its associated fraternal legal pullers, pushers, steerers and towed).
It just really doesn’t, Freddy.
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MONDAY 20-August-2012:
ref Ye News as Portrayed by Ye Media:
Of prime importance to the future:
ref The Assange Affair:
It doth roll on.
Wotever the outcome of the case itself, that being explored to most angles and crevices by The UK Main Press and to the rest by ye www at large, the UK Government pronouncements of the past week concerning The Ecuadorian Embassy must inevitably produce severe probs for HM’s Diplomatic Services and their missions various in the future.
That could well manifest itself, most likely of preponderance from S American States various, in no particular order (eg’s):
UK Embassy Missions getting the boot from host country(s).
Tit-for-tat retaliation pro-rata to the UK treatment of The London Ecuadorian Embassy to UK Embassies abroad.
Removal of specific Diplomatic Privileges.
Removal of host country police protections.
Cold shouldering of UK Missions.
(No more invites to high level drinks parties !).
The winding-up of Argiland to try another invasion of The Falklands.
14 Pints/ Night on the carpet in front of The UN
they thought very likely to be asking The Great Man to explain himself.
😐
ODA does here ‘bet thi a pint’ on the last.
🙂
View From The Crows Nest:
Deutschland uber alles, at least its native populace, are making very strong rumbles about ‘losing’ the Eurinal and reverting to der Danemark.
There are ‘historical links’ between der Farterland und South America.
Vienna is CONVENTIONALLY very nice in Autumn.
[It does tend to be the place, again historically, where things kick-off proper (and they still show The Third Man on the pictures on Wednesdays)]
Put that lot on your River Plate meiner volk.
Diplomatically Yours:
His Excellency
Reet-Good Old :
(Just loving the uniform & peacock feathers dahlings, Mwah !)
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MONDAY 13-August-2012:
ref Ye News as Portrayed by Ye Media:
1: ref Ye Curiosity Mars Rover Thingy Landing on Mars*:
As/ comments of today to Daily Asspect, we look forward to the HD snaps. We do hope we aren’t repeating this again next week.
2: Did you know the Olympy Thingy 2012 was on at London and is now come to an end ?
We’ve said this before, but as/ above repeated so not to be forgotten: When’s the audit results being published ? Further: Who’s doing it ?
Let’s wrap it up there for now. There’s so much to which the same questions of procedure could be applied.
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MONDAY 06-AUGUST-2012:
ref Ye News as Portrayed by Ye Media:
ref Ye Curiosity Mars Rover Thingy Landing on Mars*:
Yer, we know the touch-down proper was at 1/2 past 5 this morning (Railway Time) but it’s the previous build up to which we here allude:
(Stop talking posh. Ed.)
ODA Take&Comment:
Nowt much really, we’re just surprised they didn’t ask it to hang about a bit in orbit ’till the feel-good factor of The Not Olympics wore off !
*If yerv not gorrit not on yer SatNav – It’s past Stalybridge (a bit)
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MONDAY 30-July-2012:
ref Ye News as Portrayed by Ye Media:
Pt A: ref Team GB: There’s only been 2 main players in the UK game over the last week:
1: The NOT The You Know Wotty Thing: ODA Take&Comment: Let’s see if the explanations for ‘lack of covers’ on seats hold water after Mr Levinson has finished turning the moby pile over. (Just for the craick !)
2: The Little Bankers (! surprise !): ODA Take&Comment: Well you could rightly read all as international but let’s pretend UK punters have been and are specially shafted and have a good old Brit collective whinge.
Pt B: ref das Austlanderen: There’s only been 1 main player in the international game over the last week:
That very nasty one current out East – The Persian Problem. To the credit of the international news pack, they, the ops on the ground, have kept in there at great risk to themselves + they, the networks ordering, controlling and distributing have not let the matter off the front page. When the mess is eventually resolved, as it inevitably has to be no matter who prevails, we do strongly feel the press-pack in this case should not be forgotten by their respective governments of countries of origin. eg For UK, a George Cross, (or nearest allowable equivalent for the standing protocols), or several to the Brits in theatre, we do think would be most fitting. Further: The Red Cross + Crescent + MSF + Others attempting to alleviate the situation, en situation, we feel ‘drop in the same box’.
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MONDAY 23-July-2012:
ref The Not The Olympy Thingy:
The ensuing O&Sy of Apparatchiky Nonsensy over the Pasty (at the correct temperature of course) Weeky:
A couple/ 3 at random:
1: Plymouth Cafe told to take its flaming torch breakfast baguette off the menu.
2: A Florist in Stoke-on-Trent told to remove an Olympic rings window display.
Fine threat of £20K made under the O’y Thingy Gamesy Acty 2006.
3: Police swoop on theatrical performance highlighting sponsorship in
Noty the Gamesy (of course)
arresting 6 people for criminal damage
FOR SPILLING CUSTARD ON THE STAGE.
OH GS4 WHEREFORE ART THOU, OUR SAVIOUR ?
Source: The Independent + Other papers substantiating same
From the above
An ODA PERTINENT Q to THE GREATER WORLD:
Ye Q or 2 :
1: In the Apparatchikshire world of tick-boxing for Tony type brownie points,
how many points does each of the above earn that most empty of vessels,
the vassal The Greater Brit Apparatchik Op ?
2: How many points are to be earned by a proper PC
(if you’ll excuse the expression – no relation)
lying-up in, say, a wet hedge on a February night with his bits freezing off,
trying to catch a burglar (etc) ‘at it’ ?
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MONDAY 16-July-2012:
ref The GS4 Security / UK Olympics 2012 Débâcle:
Notes at Random:
0: The organisational short-falls of bods v/v those ordered are well known
We’ll not flog it to death here other than to make/ highlight note for anyone better placed than us to do the audit of the figures:
Beer Vouchers Out v/v That Contracted For : Supplied ‘Actual’ . . . ……
@ the end of the day.
1: To Our Bit:
ref GS4 Recruiting:
.1 Native Brits are being rejected by GS4 Tick-Box machine for their ‘criminal records’
Parking Fines + Late Payment of Council Tax have been highlighted as examples of such hennas perpetrations
HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM : etc
.2 God knows from where foreign people various are getting the jobs
One wonders why ? Could it poss be that:
They’ve no records, ergo no probs in the tick-box dept,
ergo the ‘highly trained’ GS4 tick-box operatives will get a pat on the head for being ‘efficient’
for getting so many through their, the GS4, system and meeting their targets particular.
The reported little shortfalls of some of the incoming bods tick-boxed through;
nothing too important old boy, just minor shortcomings such as not being able to speak English,
appear not to have any made any difference to THE GATEKEEPERS WITHIN GS4.
A SIMPLE QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY CONNECTIONS ONE WONDERS BETWEEN YE GATEKEEPERS AND THE INCOMING APPLICANTS ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ie JUST WHO ARE THESE TICKBOX MASTERS ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oh well, we’re now by successive Government edicts supposed to be culturally diverse AND en-everything. 😐 Let’s just give up and give everybody everything.
WE THINK NOT. Old :
.3 The Association of Retired Policemen have announced this past week they hadn’t been approached for personnel until very recently.
At Friday last; from BBC wireless broadcast, they’ve had prelim discussions with HM’s finest.
.4 The Royal British Legion’s situation unknown; are researches are inconclusive.
We strongly suspect and expect it to be same as/ .3 above.
We further hazard, without having any word about it whatsoever,
(ie Arl bet thee a pint etc – without much fear of losing),
a guess that The Commissionaire’s Corps/ Association, an associate/ branch of The RBL., is same.
2: Arl bet thee etc:
.1 UK Main Press !SHOCK HORROR! ‘expose(s)’ to come.
.2 There’ll be Al Kaheida, and associated firms, Moles / AP’s / Bang Planters / Associated Trades within those recruited who will get through to the events, wotever.
.3 The main of the above trades will say fuck-it and go firstly for soft targets around UK
which will tie-up ye establishment nicely for the naughty boys purposes central of the day.
.4 The squaddies, will be even more NOT PLEASED than they are now, (if that can be possible).
From The Crows Nest:
Arl bare me bum in the Burtons window of your choice if the above doesn’t happen at least in part.
I do hope I lose this one.
Old :
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MONDAY 09-July-2012:
Everything continuing as/ / from last week:
UK : Levenson + The Banking Enquiries roll on:
‘No army can stop an idea whose time has come’*
Victor Hugo
*A repeat of that noted late last week – Not to be forgotten.
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MONDAY 02-JULY-2012:
Noted:
1: Little pieces on little bankers continue to flow
2: The UK BIG CIRCUS of the year in London gets closer
Ticket sales for above BC continue as last – slow, and now, as predictable, said riddled with corrupt under the table sales mainly by the competitors
3: Various calls from various for a return to ‘Moral Standards’
Any connection between the three ?
Arl bet the etc : A return to congregating around the booger with the highest profile and an organisational structure who puts up a morality act they can relate to (ie With a track record).
HELLO Vicar !
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MONDAY 25-June-2012:
.1: ref The Jimmy Carr affair:
Not been said by us to date:
i) There’s no such thing as bad publicity in your game Jimmy
ii) There’s no business like show business Dave.
.2: ref Gvt consids current for NHS staff:
‘Duty of candour’
Comment:
ref ANY incl NHS:
That should have always have been so
The assumption that they, individual/corporate, have not been giving full disclosure, is = to asserting they be collective liars
ref Others:
A two edged sword that might so easily be used as a totalitarian weapon
ie There then will be no right of silence then and obligation to disgorge all about everything known about everything
.3: ref Thursday 14-June-2012:
BBC R4 13.00 News:
Levenson Enquiry Proceedings:
Dave Cameron:
Obvious to all that he, and all political parties, want the support of all papers (at all times)
Rebecca Brookes:
She had contacted Dave Cameron for a country supper to discuss things
She –> Dave
‘We’re all in this together and I’m rooting for you’
Comment:
aka Taking one for Team Murdoch !
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MONDAY 18-June-2012:
On UK Parliamentary Considerations Current:
It has been noted, yet again, (now to the point of ad nauseam),
by HM’s Gvt + their feeders, the esteamed HM Inland Revenue,
(or whatever they’re calling themselves this week),
that a considerable number of ‘civilian’ naughty boys and girls
have been avoiding paying tax even though they have stuck to the rules
laid down by the above HM’s boys and girls, and consequently,
they as taxpayers can’t be held liable for such payment
as/ was original intention of Ye HM Bosses @ Whitehall
(& diverse places other).
So . . . …… UK Parliamentary thought current:
The imposition of a *GAAR(s) on tax laws is once again under consideration.
*GAARs : A Definition – A device introduced in order to patch legal holes.
A sure sign of sloppy and inadequate draftsmanship in drawing up of laws affected by GAARs.
A consideration:
What happened to all those doddering old Law Lords who really knew their stuff . . . ……. ?
Oh, almost forgot – Mi Lord Denning’s LMR** concerning the subject (again):
‘It is within the prerogative of every citizen to arrange his own tax affairs to his own best advantage
providing he breaketh no legal rules standing of the day’
** Or, very close wording.
ref ** : We still haven’t got round to digging out the original draft of Lord D’s ruling,
but you will get the general idea by now.
His thinking was simple in the extreme –
If the situation is reversed on The Taxpayer by the imposition of GAAR(s);
HM’s boys&girls can ‘write their own ticket’ in any situation they deem fit.
ie Then they, HM’s finest, will then have carte blanche to make it up as they go along;
that then really does open the flood gates to total totalitarianism.
An ie / implication further -Known from time immoral-
You can’t trust HM’s boys and girls with open ended laws. aka. Give cowboys (& girls) guns and they’ll let them off.
A CONCLUSION:
Mi thinks Dear Tony will be most pleased if indeed they, the present incumbents of
The Whitehall Merry-Go-Round, do swing it.
AGAIN : I wonder why he wanted to do away with their Lordships ??????
READ:
* ‘GAAR’ = ‘General Anti-Avoidance Rule’
Final Mumblings:
Wonder how all this would lie with Code Napoleonique ? ? ? ? ? ? Old :
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2012-MAY ! STOPPED AGAIN !
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MONDAY 30-April-2012:
ON GORGEOUS GEORGE GALLOWAY’S (GGGa)’s ‘RESPECT PARTY’ ELECTORAL SUCCESS IN THIS WEEKS BRADFORD BY-ELECTION:
Noted – In no particular order and without prejudice
[ Only for the sake of avoiding the attentions of the Ist-Ist Polezei – das
UnterGroppenUbberfiddelStrassenFuhrereinCentrumLinksFahrenGemeinshaftFunkenStoffWerk (GmBh / or something like that)
Obviously 🙂 ]:
1 : (GGGa) has tapped into the P-Word’s proclivity for mass block voting.
(They’ve got an Urdu name for it but we can’t get us head round it, so we’ll settle for the universal plain, good old-fashioned, self-interest label for this piece on the national gaiety of the day until we can nail it down)
So – Ye Affects & Effects – Ye Prognosis:
i) ref (GGGa) himself:
a) He’ll now have to do just what he’s told or he’ll be put out v fast.
b) He’d better have good guts and a very strong arse as he’ll be eating a lot of curry in the future.
ii) The local white population will now consolidate around the BNP for the next election.
ie Expect Polarization of Vote not just because of (GGGa)’s backers current, but because he has illustrated what pronouncement of principle can do – See below.
2 : In regards to the current elected political elite,
Front of House + Party Back Room, and their puppets various:
(GGGa) has spoken nothing but utter blind truth concerning their:
Persistent lying.
Shape-shifting.
Self-serving riding of the system.
And quite a few more + variations on themes, BUT we’d be here for ever to list them, and prob crash tinterweb with overload. The above is a summation.
All summed by:
General abuse of the precepts of their election particular to office
by their almost consistent deviation from their manifesto pledges.
(Whatever those pledges might happen to have been).
The Election Result per se -Ye Affects & Effects- Ye Prog for The Known Situation of Present:
i) The P-Words + Those of Similar Persuasion across UK will consolidate around the (GGGa) party.
ie Same as/ above electoral result will happen in all/ most immigrant areas.
ii) Same as/ above will happen in all white areas; they consolidating around the *BNP/ similar.
iii) Total polarisation of the political spectrum with the current party slimies of office being sidelined.
An Aside on the immediate above:
! A Political Party Health Warning !:
The slipperies from those established parties are MOST probably
arranging their exits and parachutes into the landing-area of their choice – NOW.
So, Respect Party &Co + BNP&Co et al – BE WARNED – BE CAREFUL – ! DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS !
iv) **It’ll all kick-off on the streets this summer – ‘GOOD STYLE & FULL STRENGTH’
* Nick Griffen’s BNP & Co, (like them / loath them),
it has to be said, have base common ground with
(GGGa)’s Respect Party & Co, (like them / loath them),
in so much as they both issue their manifestos in/on lines of principle on they believe to be right.
Both pledge to carry through manifesto promises if elected or return to the electorate.
HOWEVER, BOTH HAVE YET TO BE TESTED IN OFFICE . . . …
Ye Outstanding Q’s:
** When ?
ref All of The Above:
By whose design ?
Wasn’t me -I was in the pub at the time- A Big Boy (who I didn’t see) did it and ran away – Good Luck. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
God J.
PS.
I do know a boy who does know though . . . . . . . . . ……………….
! T O N Y ! Which of your houses are you hiding in today ?
Or are you at chez Cliffs ? Or giving one of your $50K a chuck appearances / $100K a chuck lectures to gullible Yanks ? Or having din-dins with those nice Jewish gentlemen who gave you a start in chambers ? ? ? ? ? ?
And while I’m talking to you, did you ever manage to sell anything to Hr Pope ? ? ? ? ? ?
Oh, and by the way, did you ever find out who was the prime instigator of that ‘Political Correctness’ wheeze for getting anybody and anything you want to be derided, at the very least deeply frowned upon, if not automatically put down and sidelined by the low-level reflex tick-boxers of apparatchikshire and usually condemned outright without consideration ? ? ? ? ? ?
Wotever / Whoever – I did think it fitted so well with the racist angle. Stirs the pot lovely; keeps the proles bound-up pissing on each other no end – That’ll stop the buggers mithering me on Sundays when I’ve got me feet up. 🙂 Well done old son – Double coconut for you mi-boy. NOW, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW TONY ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? BIG G. [Not (GGGa)]
All said, as/ other refs in this esteamed organ, Gorgeous George has only won a bloody by-election, he hasn’t gained a majority in The House ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So, as the bladder of TIME is strained by the ingestion of the infusion of DOOM,
[Waitrose’s English Breakfast -loose leaf- none of your pufter herbal tea-bags here]
And the fart of DESTINY foretells the 2nd shit of the morning of ETERNITY,
I notice it’s time for a wee & a poo, and another cup of tea.
A PS:
To Matters of Prime Import: One wonders . . . …… How will City do this year ?
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2012-APR
WE’RE OFF AGAIN – FOR A (STUMBLING) BIT : ! APPY WOTEVER
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MONDAY 26-March-2012:
Lines on the exposure of naughty Mr Peter Cruddas of the esteamed UK Con Party:
What did you expect ?
Dogs poo on the street, that is the nature of dogs.
The prog’ from here on:
He’ll just be replaced with another briefed to:
1: Screen all punters for validity of pronounced provenance.
2: Screen all punters for bugs.
3: Conduct all meetings on the golf course.
4: Have all deals completed by another.
ie All of process put –> Cell Structure.
5: On the event of any being brought before any court:
‘Mr Chairman / You Honour / Your Lordship / Nearest Metric Equivalent:
I have no knowledge of that.
/
Not wot I recall.
/
A big boy did it and ran away.’
-etc-
From:
Variations On A Theme by Harold Wilson, Bonar Law, & Quite a Few Others.
Conclusion:
It’ll be back to – Change the name/ stop the radiation time.
ie Another ‘name’ will be put in his place,
and then it’s back to base business as usual.
Double doubles all round !
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MONDAY 19-March-2012:
Nowt this morning – Waiting for the UK Budget on Wednesday
So . . . …… ref ! Wednesday ! . . . ……
Budget Rant I:
ref The UK Budget 2012.
ref The current feeding frenzy predictable of Ye Assembled Media Pundit Tarts
Of point current – The Finance Experts*:
ref ‘The AVOIDANCE of Tax’
Pre:
It honestly feels like
‘Who have they wheeled out of the pub to sing the company song for them this time ?’ – AGAIN.
The below is writ (wordage differ only) to other parts of ODA but is repeated here for timeliness of subject.
To Point of Receipt:
So, the never-ending stream of drivel keeps coming.
(Thank God we’ve no one eyed baby-sitter at ODA office and the wireless has an off-switch. Ed.)
To Point of Subject:
We refer you all to Lord Denning’s LMR on the subject:
Tax AVOIDANCE IS LEGAL,
Tax EVASION IS NOT.
Request to Readers:
Look it up.
There has been nothing found by us to suppose it does not remain standing as written.
A short open missive to Ye Media + Assorted Gob-Shites other:
Take an instruction + ruling from us:
THIS ONE’S BEEN SORTED BY ALF DENNING.
YOU ARE MANGLING HIS RULING BY PERSISTENT SUBSTITUTION OF WORDING OF SIMILAR SOUNDING.
YOUR EMISSIONS ARE EFFECTIVELY PERSISTENT MISQUOTATION.
On whether such be deliberate / not:
IF YOU AS OPERATIVE READERS/ WRITERS OF YE MEDIA EMISSIONS ARE AWARE/ NOT OF THE ABOVE WE KNOW NOT,
HOWEVER WE DO VENTURE THAT WHOEVER ‘PUTS YOU UP THERE’ ON THE NODDY CHANNELS & PRINT OF STD UK MEDIA WILL BE SO.
THE EFFECT OF YOUR EMISSIONS IS TO FURTHER SCRAMBLE WHAT’S LEFT OF THE LANGUAGE
BY INFLICTING FURTHER PARALYSIS OF COMPREHENSION ON THE UK POPULACE BY THE CORRUPTION OF THAT COMMON LANGUAGE
AND THUS STYMIEING THAT POPULATIONS CHANCE FOR COMMENT ON THE POINT OF THIS RANT,
AND, THEY, THE MASSES THUS THEN SO RADDLED,
ARE THEN INCAPABLE SAME OF PASSING COMMENT PROPER ON ANYTHING OTHER OF IMPORT.
ODA INSTRUCTION:
IN SHORT – STOP CORRUPTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
PUT OTHER – STOP SCRAMBLING THEIR BRAINS.
We do venture also that Dear Tony and the rest of the Kafka’s will be well pleased
and you will get your gold stars as promised by them,
BUT ODA IS NOT IS NOT SO PLEASED.
The Prayer:
To the general mass of herd following, ignorant, time-serving media gob/scribe-shites
who are habitually trotted-out to deliver the distorting company song of sensationalist drivel handed down to them
by the master word-smiths of the mind-bending editorial back-rooms*:
There really must be at least a few of you not as/ the general mass and of principle within your greater number.
To those:
Rise-Up ! Stop The Rot !
There must be listeners/ viewers/ readers out there who will gravitate to you of their own accord –
If you want to improve the proles proper, just add more tits & football.
You do not have to spend the rest of your life emitting drivel.
*aka ‘This is how you say it’ / ‘This is how this is presented’ etc etc (.co.uk)
Further:
* ON THE PERPETUAL USE OF THE WORD ‘EXPERT’
by all and sundry, ESPECIALLY YE MEDIA, when referring to some gob that pronounces itself as knowing what’s what on a subject:
* ‘The Expert’ is in legal terms, the one in the room at the time of discussion of the point,
who has most knowledge of the subject at that point.
(Or nearest Imperial equivalent –
Can’t quite remember the wording exact but you get the idea and no doubt an expert greater than us will correct the wordage if needed)
ie + eg:
If you know just one fact concerning the subject of discussion and no other present knows anything on that subject,
you are therefore/ de-facto ‘The Expert’ on that subject until another who knows more comes along.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE NOW ALMOST UNIVERSAL SUBSTITUTION OF ‘MAY’ FOR ‘MIGHT’ ?
It’s Lent so I’m not going to indulge meself further, but . . . …. After Easter . . . …..
Ken Afka. Sub-Ed.
READ:
‘LMR’ Land Mark Ruling.
Budget Rant I I:
That Teressa May thingy ( who does Home Sec impressions)
is banging a rather overly-large drum, and rather loudly too even for one of that genre,
for increased alcohol prices.
She’ll get an auto Dameship at end of term anyway,
so don’t think it’s the publicity she’s after, so . . ……
as she’s being VERY loud even for a pro gob-shite . . ….. so . . …. let’s have a look . . ….
View from The Crows Nest:
Might just be doing Maggie T. impressions for a future tilt at the PM chair – ?
Noted:
Affects & Effects (in no particular order):
1: Sales of Home Brewing Kit will rise
(Go through the bloody roof more likely)
2: Booze-Cruises et al will rise:
i) On-ship piss-ups outside the 12 mile limit type:
a) Cruising round in a circle going nowhere until it’s time to go home.
b) Ditto but the booze ship stays where it is and the punters are ferried to/fro – to/from it.
ii) As/ i)a) + Drop-off at cheap shore base for, say, a weekend of drinking,
then return to ship for boozing your way back home up to 12 mile limit for purchasing.
(And don’t forget your duty free allowances kiddies)
iii) White van over to Calais type.
3: Illicit distilling will increase.
4: Straight forward, dishonest to badness smuggling will increase.
Summary:
All that, and there’s next to no coastguard
+
The Customs & Excise Men have been absorbed into Taxman.
Oh deary, deary me. 😐
Prediction:
Arl bet thee etc
It’s worth putting at least 10/- on The Right Hon T May being found-out connected with
the Home Brewing Kit Trade.
After all if found out, manufacturing + selling them is a fully legitimate operation so to do,
so there’s no smears proper there if she does get caught-out.
+
There’s a number of wiggles she could use to increase distance from herself and the poo potential.
My guess is it it’ll be done by shares in a large concern,
held by a holding company whose shares are held in proxy by a dear relation to The Blessed Terassa. Ed.
An Aspect Other:
As the big players in The Supermarket Game can afford to put any product commodity particular on the shelves
as a ‘loss-leader’,
they are now put in a commercial position of ‘no options’ to bring their boozing punters back through the door again . . . ……
Loss-leading with booze will also bring the punters from the specialist booze outlets –
The Off-Licences of old + The Johnny-Come-Latelys – Booze Only Shops.
Q: The Affects & Effects ?
A: As The Off-Licences have limited other trade goods to discount, and The Booze Shops have next to none;
Ergo: Much, much pressure on those two retail categories and many will go out of business.
And . . . ……… Guess where that business et al (Booze + food/ gen domestic buys) will end-up ? . . . …………………
No coconuts for a correct answer to that !
Asda/ Tesco/ Morrison/ Sainsbury etc shares all-round Terassa !
Quem Beni ? I hear you say. Quem Beni ?
Yours, wondering if he can afford the fuel to drive down to the garage to put diesel in the tank etc etc etc,
Rearguards,
Old :
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MONDAY 12-March-2012:
Forgot me tarts birthday yesterday (sic). 🙁 😐 🙁
Do you really think I’ve got time to mither about anything until I’ve dug myself out of this one ?
Yours, in the dog house,
Rearguards,
Old :
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MONDAY 05-MARCH-2012:
Still building the site – As/ last.
Yours, (wot’s left of me at the moment),
Rearguards,
Old :
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MONDAY 27-February-2012:
Fine weather for the time of year continues
*The small-scale riots of disaffection continue around the country without full reporting by Ye Media
Unemployment, but for the usual SE, continues to climb and is mostly focused on the young
The cost of insuring a 18 year old driver is ~£1.5K
Nobody we know gives more than a cursory shit about ‘The Olympics 2012’
The cost of rail fare for any increases
The fine weather, for the time of year, continues . . . …
Conclusion : Refer to *
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MONDAY 20-February-2012:
RANT I:
ref Little Bankers:
FOR THE SOLE REASON OF SAYING IT AS IT IS,
AND NOT
AS THE DRESSED-UP VERSIONS OF OTHERS
COMMENTING ON THE CURRENT CONTINUUM OF BLATANT ASSET STRIPPING:
From last weeks: ‘HM Gvt Current / Ye Banking Scam Operators Individual’:
This Week – RBS lost £7KK. Bonuses given out by them to their people £4KK.
When, finally, this merry-go-round is brought to a stop,
those who are now raking it in will retire proper,
or at the very least remove themselves from the scene of crime.
🙁 I leave it there for your assessment. 🙁
RANT I I:
ref Brawling MP’s – Errrrrr – Wot will they think of next ??????
AND ABOUT TIME SOME FUCKER DID
AND STOPPED HIMSELF SLIPPING INTO THE SOPORIFIC STUPOR OF THE TIME SERVING LOBBY FODDER BRIGADE.
Although this is a direct cross/ contradiction to manufactured news I feel I must write here as follows:
This is definitely thought NOT to be one of the cases where ‘There’s no business like show business’.
If passion cannot come to the fore in The House, then it is forever dead and the spirit of free speech with it.
Eric Joyce ‘lost it’ – for right or wrong of his argument particular but in passion for his case.
ODA’s verdict is simple:
As/ capitalisd line above.
An Aside of Point – If you weren’t aware:
The opposing benches in The House are the distance they are apart in order to stop sword lunges.
Things have got far more out of hand in times past than in last week’s little ‘frank exchange of views’.
Those were days when bods actually believed in what they were saying
AND
The Gentleman opposite was supposed to believe in what he was issuing forth !
🙂 ! VIVA ERIC JOYCE ! 🙂
Yours, passionate free speech,
Rearguards,
Old :
RANT III:
So HM Gvt Current are finally making a token gesture of reparations from the Banking Scam Operators Individual.
Gvt ordered reparations might add-up to £20KK in total at most in claw-back from the bods/ firms who raked it in. 🙁 😐 🙁
We cease on this for now – Others are doing it at large
🙂
So we’ll leave them to it – Until they back-off.
RANT IV:
Brawling Boxers –
Errrrrr – Wot will they think of next ??????
🙂 There’s no business like show business – etc 🙂
Yours, (seen it all before),
Rearguards,
Old :
RANT V:
So HM Gvt Current are finally making a token gesture of reparations from the Banking Scam Operators Individual –
Might add-up to £20KK in total at most in claw-back from the bods who raked it. 🙁 😐 🙁
We cease on this for now – Others are doing it at large, so we’ll leave them to it – Until they back-off.
Yours, more in hope than expectation,
Rearguards,
Old :
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MONDAY 13-FEBRUARY-2012:
A (relatively) minor BUT potentially MAJOR Medical Concern:
Women’s silicone implant procedures –
Has come to grief with the discovery of low/no quality control over raw materials used. 🙁
! Q&A Time !
Q : Can an ‘Out of sight, out of mind’ jollity work here ??? Ken A’fka
A : Don’t. – Would be in too bad a taste, even for us. Ed. 😐
Part of the autopsy of the situation so far:
1: A lot of the ops have been done by itinerant foreign surgeons, few with BMA affiliations,
flying (sic) in/out of a country from abroad
to do a series of operations on a production-line model arranged by private companies.
They, the companies at least, thought all *limited by liability (?)
(Q : Surgeons also ?)
(ie *’Ltd Companies’ – aka ‘Bust on Friday / Open on Monday’)
Above is well known and expect, unfortunately, further to ‘come out in the open’ as time rolls on. 🙁
HOWEVER
Not widely said to date –
Same operational (no pun intended) commercial model has been applied to medical operations other,
many standard and routine, some more advanced, in many other fields, and is continuing . . . ……
Do, do, do hope this last time we comment on such ??????
(More in hope than expectation) 🙁
Yours; there, but for the Grace of God,
Rearguards,
Old : & Team ODA.
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at.
😐
Old :
And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
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🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL AUTUMN 2013
SEE NOTICE TO HEAD OF WOM PAGE !
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(YOU BASTARDS) !
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