THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES
ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
+
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.
So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !
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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.
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2013 : WEEK 52 : Day 358
Wednesday 24-December-2013
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ODA Xmas Message 2013
(H&S: DO NOT accept inferior imitations from
Windsor, Canterbury, Jerusalem, Rome, Antioch + The American Colonies)
So:
As the end of this current 365 TIME cycle of continuing bleak damp draws to its
inglorious stuttering close particular in yet another gloomy ersatz Crimbo
and pretend New Year of Good Will
whilst The Hon Guild of Media Tarts hold yet another of their interminable self-congratulatory
ceremonial awards proceedings for election of Wanchorman of The Year
thus masking-out yet another tacky 12 months past of acute fiscal constraint
caused by withdrawal of Government spend on things nonsense and ethereal
(like housing and transport and power generation + infrastructure general and poo like that)
as they, our glorious Whitehall Masters of Bullshit,
facilitated by the silent rancid rump of supporting apparatchik fellow travellers
riding its hidden symbiotic parasitic life out in the background to early
well-cushioned retirement,
continue their high spend support usual to the vulturine asset strippers various
and the above said waffling bullshitters assorted of controlled media
in their continual soporiferous subduing of the masses
in masking their victims considerations real by the imposition of distorted of perspective
only occasionally interspersed with engendered HOPE,
all effected by interrupting the unrelenting streamed drivel of universal blagging of
raised view of ‘shock-horror’ to CRISES proper in far away places no UK native
could give a poo about,
but little to the FUTILITY above at home in UK
at present manifesting itself publique in the massed food-banks of DEGRADATION,
all off-set by the odd ‘lost and recovered rabbit story’ (ahhhhhh – etc)
+
For good luck, should any of the low-life not yet be finally disestablished of whatever
they have left of the limited powers of discernment they might have been issued with
and their nervous systems not yet shattered to point of jabbering delirious surrender:
‘News’ that the whirling ball of spaceship-earth is yet again predicted to be clouted by
YET ANOTHER large lump of errant space-rock of DOOM
(or not, depending on whose calcs you look at)
I once again notice it’s very nearly the end of my work norm
and I appear to have run out of Time and Label-Space and Interest and Tea,
(and I need a wee),
so
🙂 Av An Appy Won 🙂
AND,
LET DESTINY TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.
[ With remembrances usual to Lyttleton H. for his inspiration ]
And don’t forget to give ourdogsarse.org a sniff
* * * SNIFF OFTEN. BREATH FREELY. * * *
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SEE BELOW FOR NOTICE OF PRESENT TEMP CLOSURE
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YE NOTES SUB
Old : remains, as they say in medical circles, 3 parts fucked, and in recuperation dock at the mo’ having the last of the barnacles and the assorted debris scrapped (don’t ask from where) so we’re continuing suspended service until some time in
The 2014 New Year
Hopefully service will be then resumed at that hazy date.
( And with a bit of luck, with a few extras that will then bring us up to full bore emissions ! )
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THE STANDING NOTES
ref STYLE of WRITE
As/ The Site Proper.
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie As/a continuous rant would sound as after all it is
A RANT SITE
!
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ref YE SITE PROPER
THE WOM PAGE
1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are yet still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)
2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed some time
In the meantime we précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES
We now put The Fourth Eye to this (hopefully) daily posting
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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT – THE STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:
For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:
1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly quite crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂
2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.
3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.
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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
+
The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute
combined with good taste proper
(Very few and little though !)
🙂
Further: See our
General Statements of Stance
on
The Site Proper
Wom* Page
also.
(* The ‘Home’ Page : Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)
+ + +
A Sponsor Writes:
Reet Good.
Couldn’t do better mi sen.
Double coconuts all round.
Godd J.
Villa Omni
Heaven
H101 WC666
(No junk mail or callers without appointment please)
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Clear Views
+
Regards,
Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :
🙂
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