THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES

ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
+
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.

So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !

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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.

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2013 : WEEK 40 : Day 277
Friday 04-October-2013

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THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT

Thought for The Day

As the Blackberry season has drawn to a close and there’s a bumper crop of Apples,
with a Galaxy of others various in overflowing abundance,
why not,
say fuck-it all and send a letter proper ?

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ODA H&S NOTICE
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL MANC UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK.
IT’S STILL POO FOR NORMAL PEOPLE ALBEIT ALL IS NOW
GRADUALLY BEING BROUGHT BACK TO BEARABLE.

( Poo Condition Amber and improving )

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THE DAILY ASSPECT

ODA HOME-OFFICE DESK

Wot’s happening:

Today Outside Parliament:

From last
The National Theatre of The Absurd has returned from its National Tour 2013
and is reforming this weekend for a re-start proper of their performance cycle
next week at their home venue.
Meanwhile the buskers continue to keep the crowd on the pavement entertained
with shows of passion and murk.
Let us hope they don’t descend to the gutter.

😐

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GOD SAVE BORIS (always)

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Last punt fer you fer Boris this season end
That’s yer lot son, yer on yer own now.
Godd J.

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ODA COLONIAL DESK

As/ last:

The western colonies:
Buddy can you spare a plaster/ absolutely anything ?

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Meanwhile from their far outposts . . ……
‘Piss-off and leave me alone, I’m ‘appy bar me sen.
I’ll send thee a post card when I find some-ut’
(In Yank)
Luv&X’s
Discovery.
PS.
Keep behaving yersen and I’ll get ya’ll a stick of rock.

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ODA FOREIGN DESK

THOSE IN ISOLATION LOCAL
(Well near-ish – Off-lying ‘Continent’ type thingy)

All ~as/ last

Auntie Angela appears relatively happy and that’s all that matters.

🙂

~~~ ~~~ etc

THOSE IN ISOLATION FAR
THOSE WHO ARE REALLY REMOTE
[The poor souls who are even further past Stalybridge]

ref The Iraq mess : Again still improving a little
Removal of stinks and lab(s) to start proper next week.
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Others :

Club Med Cruising

Jolly boating weather it has NOT been.
Have many more to perish ?
(All totally unconnected to the destabilisation of far away places by means and murkiness various and the arms trade of course)

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ODA UNATTACHED (but hoping)

Sniping at Nigel + Similars everywhere:

ref Alternative Energy:

The Fraunhofer Institute of AuntyAngelaLand report:
‘Breaking the world record PV cell efficiency – produced and demonstrated:
47.7%’

Eat coal and breath CO2 UKIP !

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YE SUB NOTES

PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future hopefully short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1/day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
Should you not receive for any day particular try accessing that particular one from the site proper.
SUNDAYS:  Expect pub’ of our std declaration of day of rest + any special notices of the time.
Future Intentions:
But for Sundays, to do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above, thought unlikely at the mo’ : Best laid plans etc !)

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THE STANDING NOTES

ref STYLE of WRITE

As/ The Site Proper.
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie As/a continuous rant would sound as after all it is A RANT SITE

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ref YE SITE PROPER

THE WOM PAGE

1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are yet still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)

2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed some time
In the meantime we précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES

We now put The Fourth Eye to this (hopefully) daily posting

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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT – THE STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:

For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:

1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite  vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly quite crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂

2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.

3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.

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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
+
The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute
combined with good taste proper
(Very few and little though !)
🙂
Further: See our

General Statements of Stance

on

The Site Proper

Wom* Page

also.

(* The ‘Home’ Page : Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)

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A Sponsor Writes:

Reet Good.
Couldn’t do better mi sen.
Double coconuts all round.

Godd J.
Villa Omni
Heaven
H101 WC666
(No junk mail or callers without appointment please)
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Clear Views
+
Regards,

Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :

🙂

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