ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Yes England, UK, The World : Solar System : Universe : Stalybridge The 3 B’s are alive, well and active . . . …… The UK Media & Apparatchikshire at large happily continue that Grand Old British Tradition:
BULLSHIT BAFFLES BRAINS
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! STOP PRESS !
The TOP FORTY is now to the base of THE WOM PAGE
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ODA HOLDS:
The *Object of The Exercise Overall / Raison D’etre
(for ye establishment emitters)
is to scramble all conversation and render it to the meaningless thus confusing
(further)
the greater population at large and erode all conduits of clear definition
(especially)
and the subsequent clear opinions to be derived from that clear definition.
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
WITH FULL ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TO THE GREAT ROGER MELLY
of
VIZ MAGAZINE
One of our prime intellectual inspirations and main beacon lights for ODA,
particularly for this page.
We think the remiknder to all of the quote of a previous observer who noted:
‘We can only see so far as we can as we are stood on the shoulders of giants’
(Isaac Newton)
is most apt to our situation.
The setting-out of our listing of ye nomenclature order of service is, to date,
until we build a decent stock list,
is as / our first word taken to task below
So, to start the ball rolling:
‘INAPPROPRIATE‘
Usage: It is in short blanket a method of stifling any opposition in any situation. And just where are we up to with this now common to the point of being overtly over the top with its habitual use and now being widely sprinkled by apparatchiks various, and now by the general public at large without due consideration as to it’s validity for situation ?
! AND YES, AND TO DO THAT IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE . . . …… BEFORE YOU GET THERE FIRST AND SAY IT !
Perceived Object of Exercise – Specific to This Word Usage for Ye Emitters: As/ above, the word is liberally sprinkled around all discourse by apparatchiks various. Almost all of the officers of state who carry badge of office use it; they at least having a dais to stand on and issue diktat; but this critique is directed primarily at (mainly the plod directly orchestrated) state puppets, they thought doing it in order to justify their own opinion of themselves as somebody of authority and then as a justification of their stance/presence. They emit it liberally without firstly establishing the ground rules of fact on the subject of point, and/or, prove the validity of themselves in office of authority which they claim and anything subsequent they might emit.
Affects / Effects: By its nature, it is almost invariably expressed in the -ve and usually with further -ve connotations attached/ added. Negating this it has to be said that this it has to be said that many emissions are prefixed by re-phrasing as ‘I don’t think, this/that etc . . . . . . is appropriate’
From above – The emission gives rise to 2 interpretations: 1: I am emitting a personal opinon and therefore it is to be treated as such 2: I am emitting a legally valid order/instruction and as I am in charge here it is to be obeyed.
As said, almost invariably, no mutually agreed fact will have been firstly established prior to above pronouncement of ‘appropriateness’, the above can only usually be interpreted as opinion, BUT again, almost invariably, the apparatchik Ops always render use of the word as an instruction.
Summary Conclusion: Further to the above and general ethos of Kafkarism – Used to interject the authority of at least knowledge of the greater situation of the day into the pronouncement particular.
NB. The pointing-out that opinion does not equal fact to any Apparatchik Op will invariably be met with the usual explosion of self-righteous ego manifesting itself in the now time honoured phrase: ‘! I AM THE LAW !’
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‘MAY‘
Usage:
Habitual and virtually universal amongst the apparatchik & media classes that has mostly superseded the use of ‘might’ where that should be used.*
Affects / Effects:
Gives a slurring and scrambling of meaning between the stating of a possibility of something will occur and an assertion that it will happen with an inference that permission has be granted for it so to do.
Put Other : Slurring of the probability into the permissive / v/v.
Perceived Object of Exercise – Specific to This Word Usage for Ye Emitters:
Further to the above – Strongly thought to interject authority into the pronouncement particular.
* ref ‘Habitual and virtually universal amongst the apparatchik & ‘media’ classes that has mostly superseded the use of ‘might’ where that should be used’
Summary Conclusion:
Couldn’t we say:
Habitual and virtually universal amongst the apparatchik & media classes that has mostly superseded the use of ‘might’ where that may be used ?
Old : 🙂
! STOP taking the piss Ed.
The dahlings are confused enough !
P. Dantic. 😐
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‘CHALLENGING‘
Usage: Trotted out whenever there’s:
a) A prob they haven’t got a tick box for.
b) Some bugger disagrees with them.
(That’s known, predictably, as ‘challenging behaviour’
and can get you a bad mark in their naughty book secret files)
Affects/ Effects:
Turns everything that requires any effort into a heroic endeavour.
Gives their staff of empire particular chance to slide out of tight corners.
Perceived Object of Exercise – Specific to This Word Usage for Ye Emitters:
Further to the above:
Not much really.
Summary Conclusion:
Above sums it. Wankers Charter material par excellence.
<TBC>
Next one up for treatment:
‘UNHELPFUL‘ ! ! ! ! ! !
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ODA
H&S Policy, Customer Care Pledge, Consumer Charter,
(+ Several other convoluted glossy coats we just can’t be bottomed to list):
If you have been affected by any of the above:
Fuck-off and get your bloody counselling*
AND
! YES !
! Congratulations, you’ve made it !
! YOU’RE A VICTIM !
You’ll never be stuck for conversation again. Ever.
(*Preferably by Dignitas. We’ll pay your bus-fare)
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore
However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐 Old : Ed.
And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
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! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL
AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
SEE THE NEARLY HEAD OF PAGE NOTICES
TO NEARLY THE HEAD OF THE WOM PAGE !
! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)
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The Bullshit Top Twenty !
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None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Arbroath)
or even any of that UDT. (Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)