THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES
ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
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MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.
So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !
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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.
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2013 : WEEK 40 : Day 278
Saturday 05-October-2013
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THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT
I was playing chess with me tart and she said,
‘Let’s make this more interesting’
So we stopped playing chess.
Not sure if that’s a repeat of previous but it’s a concise petite piece of some small merit
(And so is she)
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ODA H&S NOTICE
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL MANC UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK.
IT’S STILL POO FOR NORMAL PEOPLE ALBEIT ALL IS NOW
GRADUALLY BEING BROUGHT BACK TO BEARABLE.
( Poo Condition Amber and improving )
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THE DAILY ASSPECT
ODA HOME-OFFICE DESK
Bit short of copy today so are spewing a bit of nonsense of Wed last we tried to avoid, viz:
UK iDAILY Paper Headline:
‘One Million Youngsters Bullied Online Everyday’
Wel fuck uz with the wide end of a ragmans trumpet.
Wot a catastrophe and how fitting to headline a national newspaper with
(Who appeared to be then like us today – short of copy !)
Wot’s next for copy:
Bullying prices up/down ?
Will the iDaily lower itself to Express its self so ?!
Dr ODA Speaks:
If you want to do the kids good – As/ ODA previous:
Show them where the off switch is and operate it for them if they can’t manage it.
Then kick them out for the day,
in the middle of nowhere they know between 5-15 miles, depending on age, away from wom,
with half a doz of their mates local same.
All issued with a pack of paper snotties, half a crown, a bottle of Corpy Pop + a pack of butties
and
NO BLOODY iTHINGY of any flavour wotsoever !
Promise them they can have five bob without strings if they bring the half crown back unspent.
You’ll be surprised how many come back in one piece tired but totally unscathed.
You’ll be surprised how much happier they will be than before you kicked them out.
You’ll be surprised how many half crowns come back !
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BB has decided to switch-off UK analogue radio broadcasts in 5 years time.
Just haven’t got the time to leather them proper at the mo’ other than to issue a stern warning to HM Gvt.
(or wotever they’re calling it this week)
REMEMBER WOT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TRIED TO TAKE ‘SAILING BY’ FROM US !
<TBC>
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ODA COLONIAL DESK
As/ last:
ref The western colonies:
Buddy can you spare a plaster/ absolutely anything ?
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Not sure where this one should go – above/ here, so:
The Halitosis Corp of the most glorious Western Colonies who have demonstrated their totally superb, succinct and most thingy (etc) command over the ground gas extraction process which has been dubbed ‘Fracking’,
are coming to save us all in UK and to which end they are doing ‘test’ bore thingies in and around Blackpool*
When they tried such off-shore a little while back, the resulting earthquake was felt 50 miles away in Manc.
Naughty scurrilous people in the good old US of A who have not got the best interests of the glorious Halitosis Corp to heart
(Shame! we hear from the pit)
have been so bold as to allege that gas and water taps should be separate !
Tch Tch !
BB and Hali’ know best
(Or should that be BB/Hali’ know best ?)
Just watch yer one-eyed baby-sitters and go to church ya’ll, and you’ll be reassured
And the same to you God damn Limies too.
Oh, the rest of you, the doubting recalcitrants that don’t quite see the world that way:
Just go to You Tube and view for yourself, in particular among much else, the disappearing town* in Louisiana !
*All said for this today, look on the bright side:
On the other hand, The Good Lord doth move in some bloody mysterious ways at times !
<TBC>
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ODA FOREIGN DESK
THOSE IN ISOLATION LOCAL
(Well near-ish – Off-lying ‘Continent’ type thingy)
All ~as/ last
Auntie Angela appears relatively happy and that’s all that matters.
🙂
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See below
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THOSE IN ISOLATION FAR
THOSE WHO ARE REALLY REMOTE
[The poor souls who are even further past Stalybridge]
ref The Iraq mess : All as/ last : Again still improving a little
Removal of stinks and lab(s) to start proper next week.
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ODA UNATTACHED (but hoping)
Sniping at Nigel
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SIMILARS EVERYWHERE
ref Alternative Energy and Automotive Sport:
The Dept of Engineering of The Uni’ of Delft in The Netherlands have demonstrated the racing abilities of ‘leccy cars with a
‘0-62.4 mph (or 0-100 kph if yer foreign) acceleration timing of 2.15 sec’
Well that’s one up the fundament to Clarkson J.
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Eat coal and breath CO2 again UKIP !
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YE SUB NOTES
PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future hopefully short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1/day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
Should you not receive for any day particular try accessing that particular one from the site proper.
SUNDAYS: Expect pub’ of our std declaration of day of rest + any special notices of the time.
Future Intentions:
But for Sundays, to do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above, thought unlikely at the mo’ : Best laid plans etc !)
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THE STANDING NOTES
ref STYLE of WRITE
As/ The Site Proper.
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie As/a continuous rant would sound as after all it is
A RANT SITE
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ref YE SITE PROPER
THE WOM PAGE
1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are yet still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)
2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed some time
In the meantime we précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES
We now put The Fourth Eye to this (hopefully) daily posting
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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT – THE STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:
For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:
1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly quite crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
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Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂
2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.
3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.
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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
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The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute
combined with good taste proper
(Very few and little though !)
🙂
Further: See our
General Statements of Stance
on
The Site Proper
Wom* Page
also.
(* The ‘Home’ Page : Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)
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A Sponsor Writes:
Reet Good.
Couldn’t do better mi sen.
Double coconuts all round.
Godd J.
Villa Omni
Heaven
H101 WC666
(No junk mail or callers without appointment please)
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Clear Views
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Regards,
Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :
🙂
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