ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
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The below are as near as we’re coming to endorsement & recommendations for the moment.
You can risk at least 1/2 a crown on any and we’ll guarantee your losses up to 4/6d. (Reimbursement in Coin of the Realm or Postage Stamps – No PO’s)
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No 1:
Purveyors of:
Excellent websites
Mending of non-excellent websites
Complicated things other digital and sundry
Blow-yer-brains-out strength coffee
(H&S: Never accept > x2 at any one visit to their offices)
www.7comms.co.uk
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No 2:
iF yOU cAN’T gET bOOTED & sUITED @ ODA
ie You’re prob a normal and < 25 year old
TRY
myfashionshop.co.uk
‘It’s a bazzer’
That’s Uz own opinion.
(Not that Gwok Twat shirtlifting noddy)
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THE SUB-NOTES STANDING, STD & USUAL:
JOINED-UP GOVERNMENT = JOINED-UP RESPONSIBILITY
VERGESSEN SIE NICHT:
IF NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS,
HOW COME THE BASTARDS KEEP MANUFACTURING IT ?
Oportet Operam Dore However, me thinks, it just depends what you’re working at. 😐 Old : Ed.
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And, don’t forget, ODA, supports, the Oxford,.
+ ! HELP ! – THEY’VE GOT OUR DNA !
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! STOP PRESS !
An Inverse But Still Tasteful Marketing Promotion:
THE MERCHANDISE SHOP IS SHUT:
🙁
CLOSED FOR RE-FURB’ UNTIL
AUTUMN 2013 (Rev 1)
SEE THE NEARLY HEAD OF PAGE NOTICES
TO NEARLY THE HEAD OF THE WOM PAGE !
! BUY ODA T-SHIRTS WHEN WE RE-OPEN
(YOU BASTARDS) !
Or the girl gets it !
(I wish – PLEASE don’t tell Mrs Ed)
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DON’T FORGET:
Dressing well and looking good are essential.
A purpose in life is not.
Pinched from: Dear Oscar (who else ?)
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COMING SOON – POST TAB RESPONSE FACILITY TO ALL ON ODA SITE
ie Your chance to comment
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> THIS PAGE : Description : As/ page title and head of page notes <
> THIS PAGE : Make-Up : ditto : The people who count <
> THIS PAGE : Last Update Proper Loaded : AM Saturday 12-January-2013. <
> THIS PAGE : Latest Draft to Above : AM Monday 01-JULY-2013. <
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All times noted to writings to >Railway Time=London Greenwich< * PROPER.
None of that funny foreign ‘Eastern Seaboard Time’ etc
(Which they use in Spurn Head)
or even any of that UDT. (Lark wot owr milkman ‘as)
* GMT. + When in season, easy-read BST.
(Which surprisingly contains no added E-Numbers, hydrogenated oils or salt
and is thought to be non-fattening and harmless to animals)
May Might Does not contain nuts.
(Noted for the sake of any passing plebs who may might be considering it
for referral to their social worker as grounds for their next claim)