THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES

ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
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MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.

So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !

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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.

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2013 : WEEK 38 : Day 263
FrIday 20-September-2013

ODA UK Home Desk:

ref  Parli’ Thingys  etc:

Yet again, cannot be bottomed.

! hubris Hubris HUBRIS  (Again, from them’s that are still there that is !)

SNAFU.

<TBC>

CONFERRING PEOPLE (Shhhhhh)

We Note:
The LibDem Party Conference has wrapped-up:
CleggCo have downed tents and are retreating to the undergrowth.

From last:
A Farage N. & Co has kicked-off proceedings
(in places that should not be talked about really)
and has something of the same perspective for his legion as Clegg N has for his.
BUT
A  funny situation (a diathingy thingy in Greek):
1: Farage N. is pronouncing he’ll come-in as front of race in the next Eurinal Erections.
Clegg N. has acknowledged he won’t.
T’Others ‘in the game’ are saying nowt about the subject at the mo’
(Q: Least said etc / Can’t think up the suitable word-form that will be all things to all etcs ?)
/
2: Eurinal Erections or the demise thereof could be said to be the reason for
(in lingua Frog diplomatique)
for Farage N. & Co
who don’t want Eurinal Erections to be there in the first place !

So, Dear Readers,
Have a nice cup of tea,
settle your brain cell,
and sort that one out for yourself !

However Again : See below the H&S warning below !

We continue to desperately note:
There will be worse to come : See The H&S Notice below today’s script main body
🙁

! STOP PRESS : LATE NEWS !

Salvation has reached StNigeCo ! (And us all ?!):
At the assembly of the faithful today . . ……
A ‘naughty boy’ at FarageCo thrash has said naughty things about the assembled ladies of the UKIP harem !
Uncle Nigel has said it is beyond his pail (sic) and excommunicated said miscreant.
Said miscreant doesn’t appear to be bottomed.
St Nigel then pronounced statesmanlike thingies suitable for persuading the dedicated followers of fashion (unconscious) wavering voters of middle England to vote for St N&Co.

The View form The Concert Chairman’s Box:
Best double act since Morecambe and Wise !
THERE IS NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS !
Your Concert Chairman:
Crompton C.

NB.
Next weeks artistes are still nailed to the back of the shit-house door
and
Are also noted below.

<TBC>

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Next topic:

‘Friends’ on ODA TV continues as/below.

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ODA Colonial Desk:

ODA TV – Main Show : All is ~ as/last, so far today   . . ……

(No news is good news ?)

A Short Pre:
The Long Running Soap Opera Saga ‘Friends’ has remained with a protracted interval to the current episode:
The Play Episode Current: ‘Late Summer Holiday 2013’ was thought about to re-start again with the second act beginning with Scene V (tot) but the interval has now become very protracted, the filler-piece has finishing his turn as nobody was watching, everybody in the audience has now gone home to attend to their own domestic duties and there is definite reluctance by the theatre management to pull-up the fire curtain for that next scene . . ……

The Story so far:
The Sillyians have let off stink bombs during a quad cricket match in their inner q.
They won’t say where they got them from but their science master has just had a new pong lab built and lots of nice new chemics have been delivered to the back door recently.
Their Upper VI have been playing a home match with their Lower VI, who don’t like pongs at all, over who gets to be first in the dinner queue when the pongs were let off on pitch. Although everybody from other clubs, who were watching from the boundary line, want the L.VI to win the match it looks like the U.VI will win as they can always let off more stink bombs if they get called for lbw or bad light.

Music by Ivan Novello (no relation).

Geoffrey Boycott continues happily at 72 not out.

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The events since above:

For the interim up to Saturday last – See daily post of then.

The Standing View From The Fuming Cupboard Pulpit:

Yea verily, t’will be continued again and again,
and later today,
and in the future,
and forever until
the silly sods IC. damage themselves and their own and come round to sense.

I remain ladies & gentlemen, yours etc,
more in hope than expectation,
Old :

[STANDING]

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Scene V (to come)
The Synopsis as is known to date:
People various with large bang-sticks various which can be flirted at target
from places far away various  . . . ……
Flirt them off – sometime.

So, there we are and there we have it:
Yea fear ye not, and all that.
Whether/NOT anybody raises objection, they will inevitably for the sake of
The Players in The Game
be flirted off at some time.

) ) )

@ Monday 16-09-13 – since previous:

Firstly, a brief recap of last:
Everybody of the ‘interested parties’ went home from the piss-up at
The Circle Bar, The Far Pavilion Theatre, St Pete’sberg, Somewhere-in-BigAlkiLand.

Updates on The Cast & The INTERVAL Events since then:

Mr A. S. Sad, Syllian Head of Stinks, as/ late last week has owned up again to having some.
He say’s not letting any (more) off as other boys, and Auntie Angela, says it really was naughty so he’s concentrating on his std slow bowling action hoping that now he’s found his stride the constancy of delivery will knock the other side out.

Big P., who supplies Mr A. S. Sad with ‘all kinds of legal sporting goods’
(‘but no naughty ones – obviously’)
and gets free mooring for his boat in Mr A. S. Sad’s marina,
is trying to stay ‘centre stage’ without saying too much !

Ava Banana is attempting to appease his home-boys with promises of staying at home
instead of playing-out in far away places with strange sounding names
(which they all always manage to miss-pronounce – ???)

Our Dave (bless) is troubled by his home-boys for the same reason as AB
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he’s just about to go in front of his local audience in his gangs annual panto and he’s worried about getting his lines right and tickets sales.
A complication in all this is his stand-in, with whom Dave’s been doing a sort of ad hoc double act, is standing at the moment in front of his own mini-panto at the mo’
(which he’s having a lot of difficulty in selling tickets for as well)
and his own audience of home-boys definitely don’t like the double-act show they’ve seen so far and thought he really shouldn’t have volunteered for being the back end of the horse after all.

Garlec Beret just shrugged, downed his aperitif, light a Disc Bleu and said
‘I’m up for it if yer think yer hard enough – Mr A. S. Sad / anybody’ (in Frog)

New boy on the block – Chink Y, has disappeared muttering something about
‘He didn’t know wot all the fuss was about as the pongs weren’t nearly as shitty
as Shanghai on a clear day’
and
‘Not to mither him for a bit as he’d got to make sure his brother had
packed the container properly so HMC&E
(or wotever they’re calling themselves this week)
don’t find the stash of recreational substances he promised his best client, E. S. Sex’.

The one everyone always forgets about, local lad Woppy,
who kept quietly in the background at the recent thrash chatting-up the bar-maid,
has promised everybody use of his nice handy aerodromes for everybody’s aeroplanes that needs them
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Use of his marina same,
AND
A free discount voucher for his brother Giuseppe’s Gellato Parlour
ie All as/ last show.
(As long as he didn’t have to get involved as he didn’t understand cricket)

Auntie Angela is too busy doing her house-keeping as usual,
but said she’ll still get her panzers out for the lads if asked nicely.

The bar-fly’s been seen weekend past, crashing wedding receptions at home.
(Do hope he didn’t embarrass everyone as usual)

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@ Tuesday–17-09-13:

Paris in The Autumn stumbled on

As/ last:
The Frogs are back from the coast and their ‘orrible kids are back to school
and the solar-cooked grannies are boxed and the weather is back to an agreeable temperature.
BUT
>INTERVAL PISS-UP II<
is still on !

At time of write,
Little Willy Hague, who has been sent to say thingys diplomatique for Dave,
is still hanging about town
and is now trying to subsidise his ex’s
(which he knows is under the eye of Auntie Margaret H)
by charging entrance fees for the last pissoir in the 2nd Arrondissement.

NB. The RER still goes to other places from CDG !

@ Wednesday–18-09-13:

Botty line:

Every buggers got blah-bollocks-blah fatigue and are retreating to attending to their own bits and pieces back wom. Various semi-grande pronouncements coming out of the bag of cats but it looks as though they’ll reach a consensus and sort it out equably between them.

Garlic Beret still says he’s up for a/the charge !

to yesterday : Thursday–19-09-13:

The focus of all the said naughtiness, a Mr A. S. Sad, has said (by skype from far away places) he’s going to be a good boy and let people in to see his stinks lab and wotever other thingies he has stashed similar. So (odder Zo, as Auntie Angela has it), objective for the assembled host achieved (for the time being). They’ve all now sensibly decided enough is enough and home-matters must prevail.
The parties over and Willy Hague has counted his Eurinals and hosed down his establishment.

FINE for Now : As/ previous:

to TODAY : FRIDAY–20-09-13:

As/ yesterday really + a few more pronouncements from Mr A. S. Sad, to wit :
‘That he still knows nothing about anything and a big boy did it and ran away’ – etc.

<TBC>

most, Most  MOST unfortunately, but at a distance.
(Again, with ref to the bar-fly
AND THE POOR SODS CAUGHT-UP IN THE MESS)

) ) )

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Those In Isolation

Local (off-lying continental thingy):

ref  Garlicland:
See above
<TBC>

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Far (rest):

ditto

(Again, if they’re still alive to do it)

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Ye Daily Enlightenment (!)

Friday 20-September-2013:

Leave ya’ll again with the below

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ODA H&S NOTICE

From last week:
In the interests of public sanity
we broke our practice usual of attempt at humour
🙂
and then
slip regretfully into tragedy
🙁

We here, regretfully repeat again:

UK : PLACES to AVOID
POLTICo CONFERENCES PUBLIC (!) 2013:

LibDem: (Autumn Conference : 2 of 2 of year)
GLASGOW
Saturday 14 September to Wednesday 18th September 2013.
Labour:
BRIGHTON
Sunday 22 September to Wednesday 25 September 2013. (Oh wot joy to come)
Con’s (par excellence):
MANC 
Sunday 29th September to Wednesday 2nd October 2013. (Oh wot odes of joy to come)

For Survivors:
Decontamination units have been placed at all major traffic junctions
@ ~10 miles distance around the centres of this annual competition for

THE UK POLITICo PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER OF THE YEAR
for
JUST WHO CAN SELL THE BUGGERS THE BIGGEST ONE THIS YEAR ?

The Tony Blair Memorial Cup will be presented to the winner
in The Members Tea Room, after prayers, first Monday in Advent.

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From the above, NOW  . . ……

To a salvation proposed to the original inhab’s of this sceptic isle yet to come ?

UKIP:

SOMEWHERE-IN-ENGLAND (Shhh)
( Not unadjacent to Central Hall, Westminster* )

TODAY : Friday 20 September

to

TERMORRER : Saturday 21st September 2013.

*Again, and again, and really, just how does one interpret that one . . ……………… !

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THE SUB, glug glug, NOTES

PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1 / day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
We have, Mon-Sat, put to this sending
The Daily Enlightenment + The Daily Asspect of the day.
Future Intentions:
To do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above: mmm, Mmm, MMM . . …… Best laid plans etc !)

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THE STANDING NOTES

ref STYLE of WRITE

As/ The Site Proper
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie as/a continuous rant would sound after all it is a Rant Site

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ref YE SITE PROPER

THE WOM PAGE

1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)

2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed shortly
In the meantime we’ve précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES

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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:

For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:

1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite  vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly  crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂

2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.

3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.

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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
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The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute*
combined with good taste proper
(again, very few and little !)
🙂
Further:
See our

General Statements of Stance

on

The Site Proper

Wom (‘Home’ – fert foreigners) Page

also.

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Double coconuts all round.

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(No junk mail or callers without appointment please)
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Clear Views
+
Regards,

Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :

🙂

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