THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTES

*ODA PC Committee approved expression.
By Order.
Commissar Ken A’fka.**

** Who also denies the holocaust.
Ken says: ‘I DIDN’T DO IT’
(And we believe him)

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ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
+
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.

So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !

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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.

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2013 : WEEK 39 : Day 270
Friday 27-September-2013

Daily Enlightenment (!)

Nowt really.

Will bring you up to date on the site proper . . …… sometime !

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ODA HOME–OFFICE DESK

LABOURING IT / CONNING IT

The interim between the stream of Theatres of Nonsense current continueth,
BUT THE NEXT DOSE (flavour blue) IS BREWING IN MANC
(Bradshaws Ice Cream is now joined by Hope Valley and both are served in the foyer)

Fuck-all worth getting worked-up about, talk amongst yourselves.
Have another wee and another big tub of Bakewell Blueberry (or any other flavour)
or any of Hope Valley’s offerings which are pretty damn good as well.
All gradely.

Then talk amongst yourselves,
pull yer hoodie well over yer eyes
AND
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL MANC FOR THE NEXT WEEK
AS IT’S GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE SHITE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.

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ODA FOREIGN DESK

THOSE IN ISOLATION LOCAL

Nowt really.

~ ~ ~

THOSE A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY

ref The current unpleasantness in Iraq:

As/ last
1: All remains quiet-ish and it doth appear that all uncomfortable proceedings current might be brought to a close, but that continues to appear not to be soon.
2: Ava Banana continues getting his gobbing-ops on everything that spouts.
3: Mr A. S. Sad is saying he’s sorry (a bit).

BIG TA BIG JIMMY again.
As/ last : Let us hope it continues.

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ODA H&S NOTICE

From last week:
In the interests of public sanity
we broke our practice usual of attempt at humour
🙂
and then
slipped regretfully into tragedy
🙁

We here, regretfully repeat again:

UK : PLACES to AVOID
POLTICo MAIN CONFERENCES PUBLIC (!) 2013:

LibDem: (Autumn Conference : 2 of 2 of year)
GLASGOW
Saturday 14 September to Wednesday 18th September 2013.
Labour:
BRIGHTON
Sunday 22 September to Wednesday 25 September 2013. (Oh wot joy HAS gone)
Con’s (par excellence but now looking over their shoulder at the jockey Nigel and mount):
MANC
Sunday 29th September to Wednesday 2nd October 2013. (Oh wot odours of joy to come)

For Survivors:
Decontamination units have been placed at all major traffic junctions
@ ~10 miles distance around the centres of this annual competition for

THE UK POLITICo PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION
for
JUST WHO CAN SELL THE BUGGERS THE BIGGEST ONE THIS YEAR ?

The Tony Blair Memorial Cup will be presented to the winner
in The Members Tea Room, after prayers, first Monday in Advent.

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THE SUB, glug glug, NOTES

PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1 / day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
We have, Mon-Sat, put to this sending
The Daily Enlightenment + The Daily Asspect of the day.
Future Intentions:
To do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above: mmm, Mmm, MMM . . …… Best laid plans etc !)

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THE STANDING NOTES

ref STYLE of WRITE

As/ The Site Proper
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie as/a continuous rant would sound after all it is a Rant Site

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ref YE SITE PROPER

THE WOM PAGE

1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)

2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed shortly
In the meantime we’ve précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES

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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:

For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:

1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite  vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly  crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂

2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.

3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.

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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
+
The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute*
combined with good taste proper
(again, very few and little !)
🙂
Further: See our

General Statements of Stance

on

The Site Proper

Wom* Page

also.

(*’Home’ – Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)

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Couldn’t do better mi sen.
Double coconuts all round.

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(No junk mail or callers without appointment please)
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Clear Views
+
Regards,

Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :

🙂

PS.
Yet Another Apology
This – Very late ‘sketch’ publication:
Old : continues krank.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh+h etc
🙁

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