THE SUPER (well, not too bad really) NOTE

ref YE SITE PROPER,
AN ILLUSTRATION OF,
IT’S RAISON D’ETRE
(A Project for World Domination – but for Blackpool)
+
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE HIGH PRICE OF CHIPS.

So:
Our Dogs Arse : NOT FOR PLEBS
If No News Is Good News,
How Is It They Keep Manufacturing It ?
Joined-Up Government = Joined-Up Responsibility
ODA : Illustrating The Continuity of Crap
ODA : Distinguishing between The Stick and The Beater
ODA : Espousing wot you’re thinking
/
We think you should be thinking !
So, ODA, A Rant Sheet of Taste : Good/Bad ?
Now, that is a Q !
Just give it a sniff and enjoy our organ !

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Dedication:
To ‘The days before the world went lax and sour’
Big Jim & The Figaro Club.

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2013 : WEEK 40 : Day 273
Monday 30-September-2013

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THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT

Following US practice of posting tribute to celeb’s various in ‘Halls of Fame’,
the UK NHS Colostomy Research Council have today
inaugurated David Cameron into theirs.

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CONNING IT : IT IS NOW PERISCOPE UP DAVE TIME

ODA H&S NOTICE IMMEDIATE
STAY OUT OF CENTRAL MANC FOR THE WEEK.
IT’S GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE POO FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.

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THE DAILY ASSPECT

ODA HOME-OFFICE DESK

The National Theatre of Nonsense 2013 continues with Main Act III

‘CONNING IT‘ a tragedy in many parts starts Scene 3 today.

First a right royale message on behalf of The Conservative Party
! Arbeit Macht Frei !
Vote for Hr Cameron.

(You will find the voting booth at the end of the wagon-carriage, to the right of the guillotine)

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We Note:

At the risk of getting the rough-end of Ian Hislop,
we were here tempted and have indeed done our own ‘Number Crunching’ as they do in PE.
Noted:
x50K / > bods from all round UK marched through Manc yesterday in (thankfully peaceful) protest against the Cons and in particular against the cuts to the NHS.
Con Party Membership was @ ~237K when Cam came to the party throne having been in decline for many years.
Con Party membership is now heading towards x100K and various of Ye National Press pundits estimate it might well go south of that figure by time of next erections Eurinal.
(You no believe that for one of the 2 main/biggest/established/oldest parties of UK politics ?
Do yer own research over the broad board of opinion out there)
UKIP membership is now ~x40K and growing strongly
from a base of a few thousand when Cam’ Conned his way into power over us all.
(Again, if in doubt – Do your own research)

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Oh well, to matters other, an unfortunate perennial (so we’ll say it again !)
which the UK, + auslandisch auch, Politicos various
have not addressed to full and consistent:

ref A Mr Barton of The Durham Constabulary and his pronouncement of weekend past to
Ye Glorious Media UK
ref The Consideration of The Legalisation of Drugs Naughty

Ye Asspects Seen to Date:
1: This is a perennial, if not a favourite it certainly is a predictable pronouncement emitted by wot is now many.

2: It is perennially held by many (ask those close to you if you feel not) that
if such woz banned, then those that are running the show at the head of us all
(at least to be Christian you understand if not to avoid court !)
would have to think of another way of tying the proles up in knots of the stultification provided by this particular feed-back loop present:
ie Thems’ that:
make,
import,
flog,
take*,
attempt to stop,
adjudge wot slap on wrist be handed down when little darlings that are caught out,
attempt/sometimes do wipe up the mess the stuff creates,
provide after-event services of support various
under the present regime (with the exception of *) would be mostly redundant.
Oh deary deary me.
Wot is a Haupt pot stirrer to do ?

3:    To Mr Barton:
Q1: Is he just at end of tether with the situation on his patch
and/or
been personally affected by some nastiness of point to his own family/those other close to him ?
^
Q2: Has he been put-up as front-man mouthpiece by his line management immediate,
and theirs,
and theirs,
etc ?
^
Q3: Has Mr B adjudged it a good and timely vehicle
(not forgetting the attendant photo ops of course !)
to get his name known nationally,
as has been seen so many times before as a perennial modus op used by his peer group,
and thus give himself a fillip to climb further up his career ladder ?
^
Q4**: Is he/this a rare sporadic and not a perennial blooming;
he being just a ‘Good Honest Copper’
who can’t see anyway forward other than to legalise the stuff ?

(** Could go on but think the above cover the main asspects
so let’s finish this list here on a nice square number !)

That said, with regret, please consider this WIP.
We unfortunately feel:
1: Further asspects will come forward on the immediate above
2: The buggers Haupt won’t take grip of the nettle and rip it out one way or another*** to end the mess to as best as could ever be done.
Perfection there never will be.
There’ll always be some bugger at it somewhere if you go down the total suppression route !
As/above, leaving ‘all as is’ continues to fuck things up nicely for the proles by making them self-suppressing thus appealing to Appy’s employment predilections various
and gives plenty of photo ops and opportunities other for The Heros of The Day
who should wish to ride on the back of it all and enhance their careers.

*** For ‘Another Way’ we humbly proffer:
1: Try executing proven (TO THE MOST HIGH OF STDS) drug dealers by injecting them with their own wares !
2: Try making the known customers witness 1 !

+ + +

Your Haupt Ed Throws His Bit In The Pot (!)
Incidental but not unconnected:
~x6 years ago I asked the following during casual social conversation (ex work)
with a lady pharmacist proper:
Q: Just how many of the UK population was on ‘the legitimately prescribed happy pills’ ?
Coming back immediate without hesitation whatsoever:
A: ‘~15%’
I repeated the exercise ~15months ago, again at incidental conversation:
A: ‘Same as/last : ~15%’

Old :
Under Table 101 looking dreamily at the sky,
Ye Olde Shish-Cafe (cash only)
O’Cology Farm Science Park,
Social Experiment Way,
off Shady Lane,
One-Law-For-The P-Words,
Over-One-Law-For-The-Native-Donkeys,
via Much Murkiness,
Westminster.

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ODA FOREIGN DESK

THOSE IN ISOLATION LOCAL

Again, nowt really.
Auntie Angela is staying wom in her hof and is busy with her own haus arbeit
and appears happy doing it.
So that,
is really all that matters.

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THOSE A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY

ref The current unpleasantness in Iraq:

Wayne J. has parked his aircraft carrier near Greece and is now
happily playing rounders on the flight-deck to pass the time.
Garlic Beret is still looking moody and hard and wondering around The Med
looking for a scrap with anyone who’s up for it.
Big P. thinks everything is pretty much sorted and safe now
so he was down at Mr A. Sadd’s marina at weekend
scrapping the barnacles off his bottom.
Chink Y. has gone home now but has offered everybody (via Skype)
cut-price fireworks if it does kick-off there.
Auntie Angie as/above.

Conclusion:
Overall, all ~as/ last but slowly improving yet a little more.

BIG TA BIG JIMMY again.
As/ last : Let us hope it continues.

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ODA H&S NOTICE

From last week:
In the interests of public sanity
we broke our practice usual of attempt at humour
🙂
and then
slipped regretfully into tragedy
🙁

We here, regretfully repeat again:

UK : PLACES to AVOID
POLTICo MAIN CONFERENCES PUBLIC (!) 2013:

LibDem: (Autumn Conference : 2 of 2 of year)
GLASGOW
Saturday 14 September to Wednesday 18th September 2013. (Who gives a poo ?)
Labour:
BRIGHTON
Sunday 22 September to Wednesday 25 September 2013. (Oh wot joy has gone)
Con’s – Party in Progress (buffet open):
MANC
Sunday 29th September to Wednesday 2nd October 2013. (Oh wot odours of joy have come)

For Survivors:
Decontamination units have been placed at all major traffic junctions
@ ~10 miles distance around the centres of this annual competition for

THE UK POLITICo PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION
for
JUST WHO CAN SELL THE BUGGERS THE BIGGEST ONE THIS YEAR ?

The Tony Blair Memorial Cup will be presented to the winner
in The Members Tea Room, after prayers, first Monday in Advent.

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YE SUB NOTES

PRE : As/ last:
ref YE POSTS:
Continuing the opening of our Posts to Subscribers Service, we’re still stumbling a bit
(SNAFU)
and we continue to pray indulgence from our readers for the future hopefully short
until we have sorted formatting to as best as can be done for the system raft we float on.
Again, it looks as though there will only be x1/day as ye esteamed system won’t allow more.
Should you not receive for any day particular try accessing that particular one from the site proper.
SUNDAYS:  Expect pub’ of our std declaration of day of rest + any special notices of the time.
Future Intentions:
But for Sundays, to do a regular daily ‘double-do’ with AM+PM publications with an updated Asspect at PM
(See above, thought unlikely at the mo’ : Best laid plans etc !)

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THE STANDING NOTES

ref STYLE of WRITE

As/ The Site Proper.
NB Much but not all done to a continuous stream of script without punctuation proper or additional space break etc ie As/a continuous rant would sound as after all it is A RANT SITE

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ref YE SITE PROPER

THE WOM PAGE

1: As/ last:
Changes of layout to The Wom Page on the site proper are yet still continuing and might confuse a little at the mo’, as this past week/so of Daily Posts must have also done !
Again, please bear with us and it’ll be brought to logical soon
(If we are spared !)

2: ref THE DAILY + WEEKLY COPY USUAL:
Due to illness (ahhh we hear from the masses)
we’ve largely suspended the regulars full and proper:
The Daily Asspect + The Daily Enlightenment + The Weekly Look-Back
Do hope to be back up to full speed some time
In the meantime we précised/metamorphosed wot would have been full copy to the above into Organi’s view of the world:
The Fourth Eye of The Wom Page:
A summary posting of
DAILY ASSPECT + ENLIGHTENMENT + WEEKLY LOOK BACK PAGES

We now put The Fourth Eye to this (hopefully) daily posting

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ref THE TEXTUALS – THE DAILY ENLIGHTENMENT – THE STYLE
ref The Piece(s) Above + Previous + To Come (if we are spared)
ref The E-Steamed Wisdom Contained Therein:

For New Recipients – Yes, we do know:

1:
They are for the most part, gutter humour.
ie 1: They are quite, quite, quite  vulgar for the most part.
ie 2: They’re mostly quite crude, lewd and rude (some very much so)
+
Throw-in bland, infantile, inane, and gratuitously outrageous for good luck where they apply
(often !)
and you’ve got a fairly accurate picture of just wot is contained usual.
🙂
An Aside:
–> Ah, The Gutter : It’s where we live <–
No Apologies : There’s no place like home etc.
🙂
Ergo: Should you live on the kerb or above, some might well cause offence.
🙁
The easy way for the delicate to deal with it if you don’t want to
take heed of the sentiments of the nice polite version on The Site Proper Wom (Home) Page:
GO AWAY NOW.
aka Piss-Off You Princess.
🙁
🙂

2:
You might well have seen or heard said some of the pieces below somewhere else before,
indeed some of them are so old they’re probably pensionable,
but please don’t show-off by telling us where and when they seen.
To date gentlefolk other of
The Parish of St ODA
might well not have had the benefit of the profound illumination & enlightenment contained therein and shed by them.
We don’t claim copy-write on them – Share & Enjoy.

3:
With ref to the genre general:
The only things we’re trying to do for the better than the rest of the rabble,
is to publish in a form matching the idiom of the piece particular,
in as intelligible a form as can be writ by us with attempt to render print layout to wot is thought best practice for clarity of read on the many devices various ‘out there’.
Where possible for retention of that idiom intrinsic to the piece,
that form is put to something akin to The Queen’s English.
Oh, and we’re trying not to repeat the same one after publication as well.

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So, Dear Reader,
The TEXTUALS in summation,
is a torrent of banal filth, innuendo, outrageous lies, smears and distortion,
general character assassination to bods various
all tastefully counterpointed with ‘politically incorrect’ anarchistic truths and insights
into the greater world
+
The ODD flash of divine inspiration and enlightenment absolute
combined with good taste proper
(Very few and little though !)
🙂
Further: See our

General Statements of Stance

on

The Site Proper

Wom* Page

also.

(* The ‘Home’ Page : Fer’t foreigners from past Stalybridge)

+ + +
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Clear Views
+
Regards,

Yours through das mist (ja wohl)
Old :

🙂

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